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tried to find sima's afternoon thing at HEB but it wasn't open.  now doing last minute phone banking with beto. 

42 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I think it’s about time to head up the street and have some fun. I decided to stay at a hotel right by Lafayette Square Park so I wouldn’t have to go far at the end of the night. Not expecting to see many Trumpkins here, but I am sure there will be some. I have seen plenty of folks so far that I can tell spent the summer protesting judging by what they were wearing when I was out earlier.

Don't die bro.

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Don't die bro.

I should be alright. It’s a festive atmosphere right now. I mean that can always change, but it is peaceful thus far. Bunch of singing and dancing with someone playing This Land is Your Land right now!

4 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Loaded up on Texadelphia and now ready for the fireworks.

Fuck that sounds good.  How many Texadelphias are left?

Just seasoned the steak.  Now I'm gonna drink wine for an hour until the steak is ready to throw on the grill.

The cognitive dissonance on display from this cult member is incredible.

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Back and settling in for the night with some Trainwreck and some fine mezcal. 

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SOMEONE IS GETTING MARRIED RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BUT IS TALKING TO ME AND I CAN HEAR HIM TAKING SHOTS WTF WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME! SOMEONE IN THE BACKGROUND IS YELLING ABOUT BRINGING THE RINGS AND MOM IS FREAKING OUT

 

 

either that was a troll of a nigerian scammer that was amazing but aimed at the wrong person or that was crazy

Edited by elfenix

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fuck that sounds good.  How many Texadelphias are left?

It was...unfortunately zero. Usually order an extra but held back tonight with the founders favorite with a side of queso.

Called in a curbside from the Argentinian place in the Galleria. 

Feeling pretty good right now, ready to settle in.  

Haven't decided what coverage I am going to tune in to. 

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Trying to keep the drinking and posting to a minimum - unless I overshoot the mark, in which case all bets are off. I haven't experienced this kind of stress since I cared about college football.

Edited by Degenerate Gardner

Somebody just tried to put a call on my calendar for 830AM.  You dumb motherfuckers. "Decline, Do Not Send a Response". 

Somebody just tried to put a call on my calendar for 830AM.  You dumb motherfuckers. "Decline, Do Not Send a Response". 
That pisses me off just thinking about it. Are they foreign and completely unaware what today is?
1 minute ago, Orale said:
6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:
Somebody just tried to put a call on my calendar for 830AM.  You dumb motherfuckers. "Decline, Do Not Send a Response". 

That pisses me off just thinking about it. Are they foreign and completely unaware what today is?

My company is HQ'd in the UK and still gave all US employees today off for the election. Being in sales that doesn't really mean shit because your customers probably don't have the day off, but my email inbox was crazy dead today. 

red beans and rice with andouille sausage.  whiskey and coke.  and prayer.

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