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What is your religion? 30 members have voted

  1. 1. What is your religion? How do you describe yourself?

    • Grittyterian
    • Grittypiscopalian
    • Roman Grittyic
    • Eastern Grittydox
    • The Church of Gritty of Latter-Day Philadelphians
    • Grittyslam
      0
    • Grittyish
    • Grittyish (Reformed)
      0
    • American Griddydist Grittypiscopalian
      0
    • Non-Grittynominational
    • Gritty Buddha
    • Grittygnostic
    • Grittytheist
    • Grittyfarian (followers of the Flying Gritty Monster)
    • Grittydi (Light Side)
    • Grittyth (Dark Side)
    • United Church of Gritty

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edit: i literally forgot my own denomination

Edited by Rimbo

ELCGrithtran. We hold Gritty and Jello Salad in equal regard. 

Is it too late to be him for Halloween? 

No offense to you traditional Christmas types...but Gritty saved the Country.  So I think instead of Santa Claus this year, we should have Gritty appearances at malls, light trails, gift-wrapping stations, etc.  I wanted Trump to be gone for Christmas and Gritty made it so.  

What does that goofy fucker eat because I'm leaving out a plate of it on Christmas Eve so he can snack whilst traveling the nation in his flying Zamboni!  

"Now Philly, now Erie!  Now Reading and Scranton!  On Steelers On Eagles.  On Pirates and Penguins.  To the top of the porch, to the top of the Wall!  Now dash away, dash away, dash away Trump!"  

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. 

I'm a Reformed Seventh-Day RapGameLarryist. 

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. 

i understood that reference

I'm an ordained Dudeist priest.

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Reincarnated grandma would kill me if I dropped Buddha so I'm bothsidesing it.

Edited by Bevo14

I believe in the god.

I try to practice the golden rule.

I ask the lord to forgive my sins.  

I am not overtly religious in my day to day life.
 

 

What, no Grittyer? Grittyer State Liberal Grittyer, here:

I took a quiz on the internet. 100%.

Edited by Willfully Horn
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Fuck Philadelphia...and that has zero to do with the election.

 

Let's just say it's similar to most folks' sentiment towards Oklahoma round these parts.

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I believe in the god.

I try to practice the golden rule.

I ask the lord to forgive my sins.  

I am not overtly religious in my day to day life.
 

 

That's Gritty

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Fuck Philadelphia...and that has zero to do with the election.

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2 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

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sometimes I think you're bullshitting about not being from America, but then shit like this flies right over your head.  Eagles and Cowboy fans don't exactly have a lot of love for one another, if you understand sports rivalries.  I like a good cheesesteak as much as the next guy, but fuck Philly...

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Edited by slorch

Between this thread and the new reaction button, I obviously missed something yesterday.

Ah. I guess I figured it must be something more specific that I’d missed, but ok. Thanks.

Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

Catholic -> Atheist/recovering Catholic -> Grittytheist

It's been a ride

  • 5 months later...
1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

There is no God but God.

And Muhammad is his prophet. 

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And Muhammad is his prophet. 

Well then he should have seen the drawings of him coming a mile away...

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well then he should have seen the drawings of him coming a mile away...

 

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21 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well then he should have seen the drawings of him coming a mile away...

The God of Abraham wrote Ten Commandments on tablets of stone, one of them that declared, “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”

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Well then it's a Damn Good Thing the Catholic Church never made any money on Merch.  

I believe I'll have another beer.

  • 8 months later...

Well, Junior doesn’t think much of Jesus and his followers. He said Jesus’ teaching is for suckers:

https://baptistnews.com/article/donald-trump-jr-tells-young-conservatives-that-following-jesus-command-to-turn-the-other-cheek-has-gotten-us-nothing/#.YcuQ-C1OIgo

“We’ve turned the other cheek, and I understand, sort of, the biblical reference — I understand the mentality — but it’s gotten us nothing. OK? It’s gotten us nothing while we’ve ceded ground in every major institution in our country.

On 11/6/2020 at 9:59 PM, Incredulity said:

I try to practice the golden rule.

 

I hope you're not a masochist.

I worship the Sun. You know, the thing that actually gives us life.

On 11/6/2020 at 11:29 AM, Brisketexan said:

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. 

I believe Kevin Costner is overrated 

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I believe Kevin Costner is overrated 

Maybe.

But he fucking nailed his role as Crash Davis.

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe.

But he fucking nailed his role as Crash Davis.

That and his role in fandango. 

Didn’t like any of those movies. I’ll show myself to the unpopular opinions thread

52 minutes ago, Underdog said:

And The Big Chill. 

I see what you did there.  

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

I hope you're not a masochist.

I watch Texas football, so…

 

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