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#5952
5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

You don’t have to change a single word except make it sarcastic, and this can be the tweet of any rational person. 

#5953
19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

At this point, the tweets from MAGA world are just a Mad Lib of their tried and true scare words.  Seriously, they just toss them out, tie them to whatever action they want to complain about today, and they're all good.  Nevermind the need for actual facts or evidence, just "Soros Gates Clinton Venezuela China Deep State" and "messed up my drive thru order," and you've got a MAGA post.

#5956
38 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I’m in awe at the flawless execution of the largest and greatest conspiracy ever perpetrated. 
 

Edit:  omg the replies!  

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#5957
53 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

This dumb motherfucker clearly doesn’t understand anything about standing:

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Must've gotten out of a meeting with Papa Putin... 

 

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#5959
35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m in awe at the flawless execution of the largest and greatest conspiracy ever perpetrated. 

Pretty impressive. It was so well-organized and seamless across state and party lines without a single pair of loose lips. This shows such great coordination and planning, in fact, that I think these people should be running our government!

#5960
2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Trust Canada at your own mother fucking peril.

I don't know, man. Kinda hard to convince me they can be involved in a high tech conspiracy when they can't even get wifi in Vancouver.

#5961
9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Pretty impressive. It was so well-organized and seamless across state and party lines without a single pair of loose lips. This shows such great coordination and planning, in fact, that I think these people should be running our government!

Makes the fake moon landing and the grassy knoll conspiracies look like child’s play. 

#5962
 

I imagine there are a lot of Serbians asking “what the fuck did we do?” right now.
#5963
3 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

 

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kotto was the heavy favorite for the coat Picard role on st:tng. He could have pulled it off 

#5964
16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


kotto was the heavy favorite for the coat Picard role on st:tng. He could have pulled it off 

He will always be Kanaga to me

#5970
13 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That's one hell of a hissy fit.  Be a shame if he stroked out because of it.

He's not going to stroke out - he's raised hundreds of millions off of these tweets, he's laughing all the way to the Deutsche Bank!

#5972

The deep state conspiracy against Trump is so widespread... it goes 80 MILLION PEOPLE DEEP! STOP THE STEAL

#5973

Wait, so we shouldn't certify the election because it's under protest. So when can we certify it? His term ends on 1/20, regardless of whether a successor has been elected. So he's fine with running out the clock with more fruitless lawsuits and letting Nancy Pelosi be the President?

#5974
4 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

This dumb motherfucker clearly doesn’t understand anything about standing:

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Is there anything that imbecile can do in a normal fashion? I have a feeling that 10 jumping jacks might just kill that fat stupid fuck. 

#5975
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Is there anything that imbecile can do in a normal fashion? I have a feeling that 10 jumping jacks might just kill that fat stupid fuck. 

Admit it, you just want to see his boobs jiggle.

#5976
2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Is there anything that imbecile can do in a normal fashion? I have a feeling that 10 jumping jacks might just kill that fat stupid fuck. 

 

Imagine how he used to fuck.

 

 

#5981

Watching Michael Cohen talk about Trump's real goals with this - he was saying he wishes to stir people up so much that the rubes will pay him $4.99 a month for his TrumpTV network. The 2024 talk is just to keep the the cult engaged with his BS.

Cohen thinks Trump can scam 20m of the idiots into this. So $100,000,000 a month / 1.2b a year.  This is a pretty strong grift.

#5984
4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Russia!

  • Asymmetrical hard and soft power
  • Regressive society devolving
  • largely opposed to US global dominance
  • oligarchy run by a strongman
  • meddlesome
  • strongman's greatest ambition is to stir a civil war in the United States (source: US Cyber Command leadership under Obama and Trump)

 

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#5985

Damn this shit is exhausting.  Really looking forward to a single day when I don’t think about the President, maybe the sitting POTUS will even go a day without tweeting.

#5986

How soon does he start tweeting the suggestion that the military should intervene?

#5988

It takes a while for some ideas to percolate, but the thing to remember is that to change someone's mind, you have to speak their language.

 

This is the reason "Defund the police" is one of the worst advertising slogans in history.

It is also our hope for the future. See, Karl Rove introduced it just this weekend. "Trump is on the edge of looking like a sore loser."  

Sure, that's bullshit. "The edge"....?!?! Dafuq? But, it's out there now. And you can't help but think that even when they reject this notion ("He's not a sore loser!") you can't help but notice that "Trump" and "loser" are now connected phonemes. Sooner or later, even in Appalachia, that sort of thing takes root.

#5990

"So, the most qualified people from your subset of political beliefs just told you that you are an incompetent buffoon. Any comment?"

 

 

 

D'oh!

#5991

How pathetic is it that there is a countdown timer to the EC voting on CNN?  In no other year has anyone cared.  But since this tub of goo can't take the loss, he has us all watching the EC to make sure the votes are in.

#5993
13 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Shut the fuck up, cunt.  Take the loss.

Apologies for the casual misogyny.  I use the word because a) it's extreme, and b) it's an ugly word, apart from any meaning or connotation.  It's cathartic.

#5997
5 hours ago, washparkhorn said:
  • Regressive society devolving
  • oligarchy run by a strongman
  • meddlesome

Kinda feels like looking in a mirror. 

#5999
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Don't think that's how it works mojambo.

It does in the alternate reality.

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