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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

That's a relief.  I was afraid that would morph into something semi-serious with the poll worker's operation of the tabulators (the red/green button issue).  Looks like the plaintiffs had no evidence on that issue and the defendants had an explanation.

And only a handful of votes anyway.

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25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I mean it's not surprising, but the absolute depth of stupidity on there is staggering.  Just staggering.

 

I think that was some expert trolling.  But, as I have mentioned on other posts, it's really difficult to discern parody these days. 

7 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I think that was some expert trolling.  But, as I have mentioned on other posts, it's really difficult to discern parody these days. 

Even so, many agtag idjits were buying it hook, line, and sinker.

 

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Holy.

Fuck.

Seriously......we have a country occupied by morons who actually think that way. Who actually think that the case won't be mooted in its entirety once Biden takes the oath of office.  How in the fuck do we survive that?

That thread is jaw dropping. Shows just how desperate some of them are for good news or evidence of a "long game."

A question I have is if Rule 11 sanctions are coming any time soon. It seems like every case I read about runs afoul of 11(b). Especially (3). How much longer do the courts need to give them for a "reasonable opportunity for further investigation or discovery" when this was the most covered election in the history of the world? I watched McEnanny hop onto Fox News and talk about how much fraud there was and wave a stack of papers, conveniently marked "Exhibit J" on the front in 70 pt Times New Roman, saying it was all affidavits detailing how poll watching laws weren't followed in PA. What she didn't do, not one time, is cite a specific law and how that law was broken. That essentially tells me that what she was waving around was either just a stack of hurt feelings of R poll watchers in affidavit form or, given this administration's stunt with the health care book presented to 60 Minutes, a stack of Family Circus comics printed on 8.5x11.

35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Actually, while funny, there's significant meaning in that.  The Trump strategy reveals that they improperly delayed all of their complaints and concerns -- most of the things they are bitching about now were known or easily ascertainable MONTHS before the election.....when, if the plaintiffs had brought a timely complaint to the election officials and/or litigated, they could have been remedied.  If you knew of possible defects, but sat on your hands to save them as an argument to toss out the whole election...you won't be rewarded for that.

That should be the biggest driver of the rule change related suits. And evidence should be the biggest driver of fraud related ones. So far, that’s held in all the courtrooms it sounds like. 

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Even so, many agtag idjits were buying it hook, line, and sinker.

That is an excellent point.  In their version of reality, it is a reasonable path forward.  It really demonstrates the problem: BMX writes something on the internet, sounding somewhat authoritative and factual, with specific dates and the government organizations spelled correctly, and that's all it it takes to be credible. For many of these Trumpsters, there simply is no concept of what is realistic.  

3 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

 

That thread is jaw dropping. Shows just how desperate some of them are for good news or evidence of a "long game."

A question I have is if Rule 11 sanctions are coming any time soon. It seems like every case I read about runs afoul of 11(b). Especially (3). How much longer do the courts need to give them for a "reasonable opportunity for further investigation or discovery" when this was the most covered election in the history of the world? I watched McEnanny hop onto Fox News and talk about how much fraud there was and wave a stack of papers, conveniently marked "Exhibit J" on the front in 70 pt Times New Roman, saying it was all affidavits detailing how poll watching laws weren't followed in PA. What she didn't do, not one time, is cite a specific law and how that law was broken. That essentially tells me that what she was waving around was either just a stack of hurt feelings of R poll watchers in affidavit form or, given this administration's stunt with the health care book presented to 60 Minutes, a stack of Family Circus comics printed on 8.5x11.

That would make sense.  I mean, so far, this is what their star witness lineup has looked like:

 

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8 minutes ago, Tuco said:

That is an excellent point.  In their version of reality, it is a reasonable path forward.  It really demonstrates the problem: BMX writes something on the internet, sounding somewhat authoritative and factual, with specific dates and the government organizations spelled correctly, and that's all it it takes to be credible. For many of these Trumpsters, there simply is no concept of what is realistic.  

Everything  you like seems realistic to the non-curious among us.

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13 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

 

That thread is jaw dropping. Shows just how desperate some of them are for good news or evidence of a "long game."

A question I have is if Rule 11 sanctions are coming any time soon. It seems like every case I read about runs afoul of 11(b). Especially (3). How much longer do the courts need to give them for a "reasonable opportunity for further investigation or discovery" when this was the most covered election in the history of the world? I watched McEnanny hop onto Fox News and talk about how much fraud there was and wave a stack of papers, conveniently marked "Exhibit J" on the front in 70 pt Times New Roman, saying it was all affidavits detailing how poll watching laws weren't followed in PA. What she didn't do, not one time, is cite a specific law and how that law was broken. That essentially tells me that what she was waving around was either just a stack of hurt feelings of R poll watchers in affidavit form or, given this administration's stunt with the health care book presented to 60 Minutes, a stack of Family Circus comics printed on 8.5x11.

It’s funny how the long game keeps getting longer. 
we had to let the voting happen to get the fraud on record. Relax it’s all part of the plan. Then we had to count the votes and make them “counted” before we could take action.  Relax it’s all part of the plan.  Then Biden actually has to be announced the winner and make an acceptance speech before we can get him. All part of the plan. Now he’s going to be installed without technically having won the election, making him eligible to run again. Planning. 
 

trump is the king conman, because he’s put together a con in which the marks con themselves to his benefit.  It’s self sustaining. 
 

the problem is that nuclear fission is also self sustaining, and without the carbon rods to control it there’s a critical mass reached and then very bad things. 
 

this election aftermath is Trump lifting the rods out of the reactor. 

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

trump is the king conman, because he’s put together a con in which the marks con themselves to his benefit.  

I said GODDAMN....

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That's fucking perfect.

Pathetic, sad, and accurate...so....perfect.

Do judges always write like this, or are they as a collective taking great joy in these rulings against Trump/Trump campaign/state GOP/random GOP people?

They are egalitarian only when it comes to abusing all unprepared lawyers peddling bullshit. Their tolerance for untruthiness is usually much lower than in state court.

 

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

1-15 should be a good enough record for the No. 1 pick in next year's draft.


 
this election aftermath is Trump lifting the rods out of the reactor. 

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“My life for you!”
3 hours ago, Eastwood said:

 

That thread is jaw dropping. Shows just how desperate some of them are for good news or evidence of a "long game."

A question I have is if Rule 11 sanctions are coming any time soon. It seems like every case I read about runs afoul of 11(b). Especially (3). How much longer do the courts need to give them for a "reasonable opportunity for further investigation or discovery" when this was the most covered election in the history of the world? I watched McEnanny hop onto Fox News and talk about how much fraud there was and wave a stack of papers, conveniently marked "Exhibit J" on the front in 70 pt Times New Roman, saying it was all affidavits detailing how poll watching laws weren't followed in PA. What she didn't do, not one time, is cite a specific law and how that law was broken. That essentially tells me that what she was waving around was either just a stack of hurt feelings of R poll watchers in affidavit form or, given this administration's stunt with the health care book presented to 60 Minutes, a stack of Family Circus comics printed on 8.5x11.

Courts really don't like imposing Rule 11 sanctions.  Historically, Rule 11 was ignored for about 50 years.  Then, during the "Rambo litigation" in the 80s, it became a weapon, leading to the 1993 amendments which gave the offending party an opportunity to withdraw or amend before sanctions could be imposed and Rule 11 mostly died again.

In these cases, the remedy is pretty simple:  the relief sought becomes moot or impossible to deliver after a relatively brief period of time.  So, the "normal course" during which a plaintiff might develop evidence through discovery doesn't apply; they have to seek expedited relief.  If they can't come up with the evidence to support expedited/extraordinary relief, the relief gets denied and the lawsuit becomes essentially moot; certainly as to the relief initially sought.

Theoretically, Rule 11 applies not only to the lawsuit/pleading itself, but to any motion, which would include one for expedited/extraordinary relief.    So even though the lawsuit itself might be supported by evidence after extensive discovery and thus not sanctionable, the motion for TRO or preliminary injunction could be.  Even so, courts are, in my observation, even less likely to award Rule 11 sanctions for something other than a pleading.

Also, this level of election law is not highly developed, so it's pretty easy to say that you are arguing for a good faith extension of existing law.

Finally, even the timeframe of Rule 11, with 21 days to withdraw or cure, doesn't fit the timeline in these cases.

tl:dr In the timeframe in which these decisions must be made by the courts, it's simpler just to deny the relief sought than go to the extreme of dismissing/sanctioning under Rule 11.

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Let me spare y’all the suspense.

Trump has and will claim fraud, as will his lawyers.

Judges will ask for evidence and the lawyers will shrug their shoulders.

Judges will dismiss all cases and lawyers will go home

Trump will still claim fraud and his dipshit supporters will echo that claim.

At some point trump will give up and flee, whereabouts unknown. 

Meanwhile hundreds of thousands will die for Corona. 

Biden gets sworn in as president on January 20 and inherits the biggest shitshow ever inherited. 

10 hours ago, horncyclist said:

PA suit going well:

 

 

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That's a Vic Special IMO

8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I was at a docket call or something in a state court and there was a hearing on a motion to withdraw.  I think it was the judge that said something to the effect of "I take it you can't find Mr. Green"?  To which the lawyer replied, "no, and Mr. Green is critical to the case," or something to that effect.  It may actually have been reversed and the lawyer brought it up. It brought some snickers from the gallery.

I'm not implying that you aren't coming 100% correct; just pointing out that there was a similar scene with The Minister of Culture in "The Lincoln Lawyer".

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

If this fiasco has taught us anything, it’s that there are too many goddamn lawyers.

Hey man, it doesn't go "send lawyers, guns and money" for nothing. We need more lawyers, guns and money! /drump

15 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

If this fiasco has taught us anything, it’s that there are too many goddamn lawyers.

Wrong. It takes good lawyers to point out how big a dipshit Trump and his lawyers are.

Why do you think Hitler wanted to first kill all the lawyers? 

Its the job of lawyers to prevent people from killing each other over money. Without the lawyers, you either get people killing each other over money, or you get dictators like Trump  and hitler making those calls. 

watch and learn, you so-called "lawyers".  

 

 

13 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Why do you think Hitler wanted to first kill all the lawyers? 

Because they were Jewish?

25 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

That's a Vic Special IMO

I'm not implying that you aren't coming 100% correct; just pointing out that there was a similar scene with The Minister of Culture in "The Lincoln Lawyer".

 

 

 

This would have been a decade or more before the Lincoln Lawyer.

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

watch and learn, you so-called "lawyers".  

 

 

Lulz. It just keeps getting better. 

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

watch and learn, you so-called "lawyers".  

 

 

Ah well, nevertheless

Man, I can't tell you how many times I file a pleading that amounts to "we all agree that X is super bad.  And if I had proof of X, I should totally win.  Therefore, grant me all the relief I ask for because remember, X is super bad.  And let's skip over the part where I don't have any proof of X."  You don't file those regularly?  Suckers, coloring only inside the lines.
You forgot the part where the relief you request is actually worse than the thing everyone agrees is bad.
9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

So he lost to a bunch of snowflakes?

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Because they were Jewish?

That is a factor.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Mrs. James Blalock is doing really well at 96.  We should all be so lucky, well other than having your name dragged through the mud by the President and his henchmen who can't be bothered to factcheck.  Checking things one does not deal with on a regular basis, if ever, may be harder than I imagine.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Courts really don't like imposing Rule 11 sanctions.  Historically, Rule 11 was ignored for about 50 years.  Then, during the "Rambo litigation" in the 80s, it became a weapon, leading to the 1993 amendments which gave the offending party an opportunity to withdraw or amend before sanctions could be imposed and Rule 11 mostly died again.

In these cases, the remedy is pretty simple:  the relief sought becomes moot or impossible to deliver after a relatively brief period of time.  So, the "normal course" during which a plaintiff might develop evidence through discovery doesn't apply; they have to seek expedited relief.  If they can't come up with the evidence to support expedited/extraordinary relief, the relief gets denied and the lawsuit becomes essentially moot; certainly as to the relief initially sought.

Theoretically, Rule 11 applies not only to the lawsuit/pleading itself, but to any motion, which would include one for expedited/extraordinary relief.    So even though the lawsuit itself might be supported by evidence after extensive discovery and thus not sanctionable, the motion for TRO or preliminary injunction could be.  Even so, courts are, in my observation, even less likely to award Rule 11 sanctions for something other than a pleading.

Also, this level of election law is not highly developed, so it's pretty easy to say that you are arguing for a good faith extension of existing law.

Finally, even the timeframe of Rule 11, with 21 days to withdraw or cure, doesn't fit the timeline in these cases.

tl:dr In the timeframe in which these decisions must be made by the courts, it's simpler just to deny the relief sought than go to the extreme of dismissing/sanctioning under Rule 11.

I remember that sanctions are very seldomly brought down. In Civ Pro we had a case, can't remember which, where the judge spent the bulk of the opinion beating the offending attorney about the head and shoulders only to not levy sanctions against them. Now that attorney is immortalized in casebooks. I'm sure Thor up in Michigan might meet a similar fate of being in a casebook or two.

I teared up a little by the way she said he was the best man she ever knew....the best man to HER. It was a sweet ownership of her man, even though he is over a decade gone. 

4 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

I remember that sanctions are very seldomly brought down. In Civ Pro we had a case, can't remember which, where the judge spent the bulk of the opinion beating the offending attorney about the head and shoulders only to not levy sanctions against them. Now that attorney is immortalized in casebooks. I'm sure Thor up in Michigan might meet a similar fate of being in a casebook or two.

IIRC, you are a law student? Or just took the bar?  Anyway, I kind of elaborated for that purpose.  Having gone to law school immediately post-Rambo, all of that got a pretty good going over.  But puppy lawyers were still "Rule 11 their ass" for a few more years.  And sometimes Rule 11 would be met with Rule 11.  Practicing lawyers don't pay it much mind anymore.

Sanctions, under other rules, particularly in relation to discovery, and post-trial attorneys fees are still common enough when a lawyer or client acts a fool.

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Wrong. It takes good lawyers to point out how big a dipshit Trump and his lawyers are.
Why do you think Hitler wanted to first kill all the lawyers? 
Its the job of lawyers to prevent people from killing each other over money. Without the lawyers, you either get people killing each other over money, or you get dictators like Trump  and hitler making those calls. 

Good lawyers, yes. Too bad they hand out law degrees like samples of Tide in the mail. There are too many lawyers.

Sincerely, a UT Law grad and practicing lawyer.



IIRC, you are a law student? Or just took the bar?  Anyway, I kind of elaborated for that purpose.  Having gone to law school immediately post-Rambo, all of that got a pretty good going over.  But puppy lawyers were still "Rule 11 their ass" for a few more years.  And sometimes Rule 11 would be met with Rule 11.  Practicing lawyers don't pay it much mind anymore.
Sanctions, under other rules, particularly in relation to discovery, and post-trial attorneys fees are still common enough when a lawyer or client acts a fool.


I'm taking the Bar next year. Your explanation tracks with what we were taught, but I still think it's wild that some of these instances wouldn't trigger a Rule 11.

Ok, ok, ok. Which law school do you attend to learn such erudite phrases but maybe don't know how the story ends? Death Star Redux: The Legal Edition

 

4 minutes ago, Eastwood said:


 

 


I'm taking the Bar next year. Your explanation tracks with what we were taught, but I still think it's wild that some of these instances wouldn't trigger a Rule 11.

 

A couple of other things are that it is sure to draw an appeal, and fairly likely to get reversed and ain't nobody got time for that, generally speaking.

And, if there's a clear path to deny the relief and/or dismiss the suit on the merits, or by a procedural path, that is almost always an easier path.

50 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So he lost to a bunch of snowflakes?

And a descendent of one of the founders of this town?  Former Senator Jeff Flake.

The level of clownshow just got turned up to Bozo

It’s pretty stunning to me that Rudy’s name used to be on a major well respected BigLaw firm. I would never hire anyone associated with that firm. 

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54 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The level of clownshow just got turned up to Bozo

Are we going to allow this man to besmirch the good name of bozo? The clown that taught us the fundamental skills of beer bong? Disgusting!






I'm taking the Bar next year. Your explanation tracks with what we were taught, but I still think it's wild that some of these instances wouldn't trigger a Rule 11.


I’ve been practicing trial law for 17 years and never seen a rule 11 or 13 (Texas state court) sanctions order. Seen them threatened out the wazoo and seen routine discovery sanctions orders entered from time to time. Wouldn’t hold your breath on this, as frivolous as it appears.
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lulz. It just keeps getting better. 

Lulz. It just keeps getting bitter!

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