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19 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Did you have a stroke?

#Bothsides didn't try to cancel American democracy so he's trying to get his feet. 

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23 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Apologies for the casual misogyny.  I use the word because a) it's extreme, and b) it's an ugly word, apart from any meaning or connotation.  It's cathartic.

I personally don't give a flying fuck what you call it, it is my favorite part of human anatomy. Capable-of-lactation breasts are a relatively close second.

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Capable-of-lactation breasts are a relatively close second.

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Brits use the c-word for both men and women.  it doesn't have a sexist connotation there.  Ricky Gervais uses it all the time on Afterlife for men, women, and children.  no harm, Twice Horn.

 

11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

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Hey, if you prefer the jiggly Derka variety, more power to you.

44 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

At last! British West Florida, Franklin, and the Free State of Jones finally get their voices heard.

17 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

what about the 9 members of the Asian Dawn group?  Huh?

Did we ever figure out if Texas' election process changes were similar enough to those Paxton sued over that we get to call him a giant hypocrite?  I mean, even more giant than before?

57 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

These people. My guess is that they also will have an alternate electoral college count so Trump can claim his EC victory for his fund raising for the rest of his life.

There is also no doubt in my mind that he has his alternate inaugural address on Jan 20th and he will continue to claim to be the legitimate President forever.

 

 

16 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

Et tu, Canada?

Finally, some vindication for Harvest Green, the best place in Toronto to get a Caesar salad!

I get why Stephen Miller being a racist asshole doesn't bug some people. Racist assholes wouldn't object, after all. But why doesn't the fact that he is a tiny-penis'd wimpy ass dumbfuck bother them?

 

 

 

Oh. Yeah.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I personally don't give a flying fuck what you call it, it is my favorite part of human anatomy. Capable-of-lactation breasts are a relatively close second.

But that's all breasts?

5 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

But that's all breasts?

Maybe I should have said "capable of lactation without unnatural intervention"? Because, um.... yeah. Gross.

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Maybe I should have said "capable of lactation without unnatural intervention"? Because, um.... yeah. Gross.

A cisgender dude lactating along with his pregnant/breastfeeding partner is totally natural, my guy. 

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Hey, if you prefer the jiggly Derka variety, more power to you.

I celebrate the entire catalog.

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2 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

A cisgender dude lactating along with his pregnant partner is totally natural, my guy. 

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3 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

A cisgender dude lactating along with his pregnant/breastfeeding partner is totally natural, my guy. 

Under that standard, so was Chernobyl, so I say, I leave it to your level of didactic intervention to decide what is natural and what is not. All I know is what makes me go "ewww".

A cisgender dude lactating along with his pregnant/breastfeeding partner is totally natural, my guy. 

I’m woke to lactation solidarity
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Don't think that's how it works mojambo.

It can. Congress would vote on which slate of electors to accept. A split decision would just revert to whoever the governor certified (the Dem slate)

A waste of time, purely for grift. They want the spectacle of Trump electors voted down 

9 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

A cisgender dude lactating along with his pregnant/breastfeeding partner is totally natural, my guy. 

 

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


I’m woke to lactation solidarity

this is a thing?

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It can. Congress would vote on which slate of electors to accept. A split decision would just revert to whoever the governor certified (the Dem slate)

A waste of time, purely for grift. They want the spectacle of Trump electors voted down 

Well Nevada already went to Biden.  Did they forget about that one?

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Brits use the c-word for both men and women.  it doesn't have a sexist connotation there.  Ricky Gervais uses it all the time on Afterlife for men, women, and children.  no harm, Twice Horn.

 

Yes, my recent exposure to various British tv/movies has put it more upfront in my nasty vocabulary.  Still, it's reserved for the worst.

How long until Trump starts rage-tweeting that he was up 35-7 in the Electoral College until the Dems came and stole it from him?  FRAUD!  NO COURAGE, NO WISDOM!!!

😂

For those curious, Biden will clinch at 5 ET when California is done 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

link to docs

 

Hagedorn is a conservative judge and has been consistently ruling with the liberals on these types of cases. They hate him so much 

That Wisconsin Supreme Court win in April was fucking huge. Eat a dick, John Roberts.

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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

He's gonna fuck a tranny prostitute at 82nd and Columbus?

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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I still hate Hillary, but this greatly gruntles me.

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

I honestly cannot tell anymore - is this satire?

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I honestly cannot tell anymore - is this satire?

They were 2 electors in the state of NY. Sweet sweet justice 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They were 2 electors in the state of NY. Sweet sweet justice 

oh shit:

 

 

On 12/13/2020 at 10:01 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I don't even know where to start.  I suppose it might be a troll.

 

 

You know, there was a time I was super uptight about other people seeing me in the shower.  That was back when I was in the closet and I was afraid of what kinds of feelings it might arouse in me to know that other guys were looking at me as a sexual object.  This is feeling a lot like my fears back then, just on a larger scale.  His imagination is a lot more vivid than mine.  I was just worried I'd accidentally get excited about the wrong sex at the wrong time, his scenario includes a whole Alaska/Canada backstory.

But let's be honest.  Trump supporters by and large don't have the bodies that would lead to anyone wanting to see them unclothed, male or female.

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh shit:

 

I would have paid big money to let Hillary be the 270th electoral vote for Biden.

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I don't even like the Clintons. One little bit. But if you don't find their vote-casting today satisfying, you're a fucking cancer and need to be excised.

this is a thing?

I post. I am not required to know things.
54 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

So is this loss for trump the last of his bullshit lawsuits or are they more out there so he can lose some more. 
 

In other news, trump is about to suffer yet another loss in the electoral college today when they electors vote to throw that loser out of office. 
 

By the time he is done here no politician in America history will have lost as much as America’s biggest loser, Donald J. “Loser” Trump. 

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So is this loss for trump the last of his bullshit lawsuits or are they more out there so he can lose some more. 
 

In other news, trump is about to suffer yet another loss in the electoral college today when they electors vote to throw that loser out of office. 
 

By the time he is done here no politician in America history will have lost as much as America’s biggest loser, Donald J. “Loser” Trump. 

I think that was the last remaining outstanding challenge against individual states?

Im sure there will be a midnight filing to sue the Electoral College or something by the Kraken 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

So is this loss for trump the last of his bullshit lawsuits or are they more out there so he can lose some more. 
 

In other news, trump is about to suffer yet another loss in the electoral college today when they electors vote to throw that loser out of office. 
 

By the time he is done here no politician in America history will have lost as much as America’s biggest loser, Donald J. “Loser” Trump. 

The bullshit won't stop until he's dead.

A psychic friend of mine says that's in a couple of months. She has a 50/50 hit rate, so take it for what it's worth.

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1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The bullshit won't stop until he's dead.

A psychic friend of mine says that's in a couple of months. She has a 50/50 hit rate, so take it for what it's worth.

Take that shit to the Urban Meyer thread.

So they put votes in the boxes today, but congress doesn’t count them until 1/7?  Feels like a lot of time to tamper, and they are technically secret and anonymous, correct?  I just wouldn’t put it past them to try. 

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