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1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Nope. Sadly, if it bleeds it leads. There will be blood and fire and bombs.

Donald Trump is doing everything he can to encourage it. But let's not impeach the fucker because it will just get everybody riled up.

I think we should probably separate violence from insane right wingers from the attempted coup by insane right wingers. The former may happen on an ongoing basis. Nobody will give a shit about the latter by the Super Bowl.

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Hey, you know, a 50/50 hit rate for a psychic is pretty good, considering how much they are generally willing to stand behind their product.

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On a side note, Jeffrey Toobin screwed up big time by jerking off in a work zoom meeting. He would have been on CNN hours per day over the last 6 weeks tracking all of the Trump lawsuits and legal options.

Was that wrong?
8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Was that wrong?

Only because, as an aggy, he was caught with a copy of "I've got my eyes on ewe".

27 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Specifically under .017  for a 6-week stretch.

Gotdam! That's almost as bad as the New York Jets.

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We really do have the world's most stupid election process.

hey. it was revolutionary last revolution!

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Why New Mexico? Trump got smoked there, 54%-44%, 100k vote differential.  Five electors.  Who's next?  Rhode Island? Hawaii?

New California, Capital Otisburg. 

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Why New Mexico? Trump got smoked there, 54%-44%, 100k vote differential.  Five electors.  Who's next?  Rhode Island? Hawaii?

The lawyers get paid per piece work. Bonus if they hit 100. 
Grifting the dotard#

30 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Why New Mexico? Trump got smoked there, 54%-44%, 100k vote differential.  Five electors.  Who's next?  Rhode Island? Hawaii?

He found a young up and comer to take the case..

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Red, green, or Christmas with those votes, sir?

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

On a side note, Jeffrey Toobin screwed up big time by jerking off in a work zoom meeting. He would have been on CNN hours per day over the last 6 weeks tracking all of the Trump lawsuits and legal options.

That's a bit presumptuous. You have no idea how gratifying that particular jerk off sesh was for him to compare it to how much he liked his job. 

37 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Ha.  It's a parody account but still funny.

I mean, not really.  I just gives ammo to the cult.  They will see that and go deeper down the rabbit hole.

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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50-50 hit rate, eh?  Then I would bet she is either right or wrong.  What do I win?

Just now, AnTiM said:

50-50 hit rate, eh?  Then I would bet she is either right or wrong.  What do I win?

Well, either something not worth it, or nothing you would miss.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

It’ll be California as they are 55 votes and the second to last to vote. At 5:30 ET, California’s 55 will be added to Biden’s 247 and put him over. 

Biden will speak right after 

Yup.  California.  Biden won California by a single vote.  

You are welcome.  Glad I could help.

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

We clearly have the dumbest set of state legislators....

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

So, can we find out who those 34 embarrassments are and publicly deride them?  Silly fucks.

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

It is beyond the time for the courts to start issuing sanctions on the lawyers filing this crap. 

At least the voting tech companies are starting to go after those who are making shit up about them.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/14/media/smartmatic-fox-news-newsmax-oan/index.html

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A voting technology company swept up in baseless conspiracy theories about the 2020 election said on Monday that it had sent legal notices to Fox News and two other right-wing media companies for participating in a "disinformation campaign" aimed at damaging it.

The company, Smartmatic, said that Fox News, One America News, and Newsmax have helped spread false and defamatory claims that are not supported by real evidence and could easily have been debunked with basic research.

 

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Nope, not official.  Trump has more planned.  TOMORROW is the day.  TRUST THE PLAN!  RELEASE THE KRAKEN!  MAGA!  TASTES GREAT!  LESS FILLING!

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So now their plan is to have Pence do... something, on January 6? 

Their plan is to circle jerk each other and cry.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Nope, not official.  Trump has more planned.  TOMORROW is the day.  TRUST THE PLAN!  RELEASE THE KRAKEN!  MAGA!  TASTES GREAT!  LESS FILLING!

I think at this point they were trying to release the Kraker, which I think has worked very well.

2 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Their plan is to circle jerk each other and cry.

Pretty much this.

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

This fucking state.

This fucking state.

I blame aggy.  And OU.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So now their plan is to have Pence do... something, on January 6? 

If he does anything other than announce the totals of the electoral votes that were legally cast today, then it's "Hello Madam President Pelosi!"

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Get ready for plan B

 

A resignation note is now spending holiday time with family, or am I reading this wrong?

41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

34 smol pp snowflakes

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

So, can we find out who those 34 embarrassments are and publicly deride them?  Silly fucks.

Yes. Go to the top of page 3 to see this list of fine electors, featuring that imbecile Briscoe Cain, and remember that 34 of the 38 still today do not accept the outcome of the election. Damn, it makes me so proud to be a Texan.

https://www.archives.gov/files/electoral-college/2020/ascertainment-texas.pdf

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Yes. Go to the top of page 3 to see this list of fine electors, featuring that imbecile Briscoe Cain, and remember that 34 of the 38 still today do not accept the outcome of the election. Damn, it makes me so proud to be a Texan.

https://www.archives.gov/files/electoral-college/2020/ascertainment-texas.pdf

Edit: I have to include this snippet about their resolution today.

The Electoral College on Monday affirmed former Vice President Joe Biden’s victory in the 2020 presidential election, but not before Texas’ 38 electors delivered their votes for Donald Trump and defiantly urged the legislatures of the swing states of Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan and Wisconsin to overrule the will of their voters and appoint their own electors.

The call from the Texas electors came in the form of a resolution they passed 34-4, but it had no impact on the results. The four states had already cast their votes by that time, and soon after California cast its 55 votes for Biden and pushed him over the 270 number he needed to win the presidency. But the resolution continued the practice of many Texas Republicans of baselessly questioning Biden’s victory and claiming fraud.

The resolution also “condemn[ed] the lack of action by the U.S. Supreme Court” to overturn the election results. There was a brief debate among electors over whether they should keep language in the resolution denouncing members of the U.S. Supreme Court for “moral cowardice.” On Friday, the high court briskly rejected a lawsuit filed by Attorney General Ken Paxton that sought to overturn the election results and had become a vehicle for Republicans across the country to contest Biden’s victory.

One elector said the inclusion of the Supreme Court language would make Texas appear “childish, impertinent and angry.” An amendment deleting the language eventually prevailed.

What are the odds someone with the last name of "Biden" gets arrested and charged with violations of federal law before Jan 20th?

I'm going to laugh my ass off if Pence finds himself in the same dilemma that Trump has put many other Republicans in. The Parler-dwellers and Qanon folks demand that Pence "do something", whatever that is, in January. Pence must decide between doing something illegal and that literally can't be done and makes no sense, or facing the wrath of Trumpers and ruining whatever future chance he has of being POTUS.

"Pence must stand in front of congress and sing "Donald Trump Won" at the top of his lungs to the tune of the Muppets "ma na ma na" song for 24 hours. Doing that is the final Kraken gambit and will put Trump back into the White House. If he doesn't do that, he's a deep state RINO and he's dead to us!"

It seems almost inevitable that he's about to face the Truck Nutz meat grinder of Trumpland.

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Texas goes full fucking aggy.

13 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Don’t know much about it but seems like this company has a pretty strong case unless Fox retracts it all.

I wonder if NewsMax or OAN would be willing to spend the money on challenging it in court?  I think not.

I think all three would try and retract it in some way - I don't know that OAN and NewsMax really want an expensive fight (and potential costly loss) in court.

Fox News's. problem is that they would retract it, probably on the website and the morning and afternoon shows that not many watch, but then either Hannity or Laura will fuck it all up, or they'll have a guest on that will fuck it all up.

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On 12/13/2020 at 5:17 PM, aggie08 said:

Pretty impressive. It was so well-organized and seamless across state and party lines without a single pair of loose lips. This shows such great coordination and planning, in fact, that I think these people should be running our government!

And they surgically removed Trump without losing the precious balance of power in the Senate.  Some serious precision.

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Did we ever figure out if Texas' election process changes were similar enough to those Paxton sued over that we get to call him a giant hypocrite?  I mean, even more giant than before?

Him suing Hotwheels for the extra week of EV was the leadup to this case, absolving him of hypocrisy. 

5 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Pretty bold for the Clinton's to come out of hiding just for this.  I assume Trump's DOJ was waiting outside to arrest them right? 

They sent in the clones.

 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

So now their plan is to have Pence do... something, on January 6? 

 As far as I can tell, due to rampant disinformation and intentional ignorance of the election process, MAGA faithful are convinced that the following is feasible:

All it takes is one member of the House and one Senator to object to a state's electors, and then Pence can reject electors from states whose results are disputed, thus preventing any candidate from receiving the necessary 270 EV, meaning the presidential election gets thrown to the House in a "1 vote per state" election. Given that more states have a GOP majority than a DEM majority, Trump would win such a vote.

This ignores several important steps, mainly that Pence's role as VP/President of Senate is limited to verifying that an objection to a state's electors has been properly lodged (i..e submitted in writing by a member of both chambers.) At that point, each chamber adjourns for a maximum 2 hour debate regarding the acceptance or rejection of the objection. Then each chamber votes on whether to sustain or dismiss the objection. This vote is among the full membership, not "1 per state." Both House and Senate have to vote to sustain an objection in order to set aside the electors. Odds of that happening with a DEM house and narrow GOP Senate are 0.0%.

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