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22 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Fuck Kayleigh and her headache and all the other enabling babysitters.

I hope she hasn’t had a night with more than three hours of sleep for this entire year. I hope he texts her and calls her at all hours of the night. I hope she has to frantically print and collate hundreds of pages for her dumb binders multiple times a day for every fleeting insane idea Trump comes up with. I hope she hasn’t had a decent meal all year. I hope her new baby thinks the nanny is her real mother. I hope she doesn’t have enough time to do laundry so she has to wear yesterday’s dirty underwear inside out. I hope she hasn’t had time to go to the dentist and has a cavity as a result. I hope she’s lost every friend she’s ever had. I hope her husband is cheating on her.

She’s fucking Goebbels with hair extensions and a TJ Maxx wardrobe. She deserves every horrible consequence and then some for being Trump’s mouthpiece.

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6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

talk about her bag

Pretty sure they're a cups. Needs to eat a sammich every now and then.

What's the significance of 1/6 to Trumpers? My Trump-hating 15-year-old daughter said she's run across that date in her social media travels.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

What's the significance of 1/6 to Trumpers? My Trump-hating 15-year-old daughter said she's run across that date in her social media travels.

 It's yet another distraction in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid democracy.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

What's the significance of 1/6 to Trumpers? My Trump-hating 15-year-old daughter said she's run across that date in her social media travels.

That's the day electoral votes are counted by Congress.

37 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 hair extensions and a TJ Maxx wardrobe.

ouch.

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

What's the significance of 1/6 to Trumpers? My Trump-hating 15-year-old daughter said she's run across that date in her social media travels.

It's their next coup attempt date, as laid out under the Red Mirage strategy planned out by Kenneth Starr.  I will see if I can find a link. 

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/13/us/politics/trump-allies-election-overturn-congress-pence.html

Trump Allies Eye Long-Shot Election Reversal in Congress, Testing Pence

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Some House Republicans plan to try to use Congress’s tallying of electoral results on Jan. 6 to tip the election to President Trump. The attempt will put Republicans in a pinch.

President Trump lost key swing states by clear margins. His barrage of lawsuits claiming widespread voting fraud has been almost universally dismissed, most recently by the Supreme Court. And on Monday, the Electoral College will formally cast a majority of its votes for President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr.

But as the president continues to refuse to concede, a small group of his most loyal backers in Congress is plotting a final-stage challenge on the floor of the House of Representatives in early January to try to reverse Mr. Biden’s victory.

Constitutional scholars and even members of the president’s own party say the effort is all but certain to fail. But the looming battle on Jan. 6 is likely to culminate in a messy and deeply divisive spectacle that could thrust Vice President Mike Pence into the excruciating position of having to declare once and for all that Mr. Trump has indeed lost the election.

The fight promises to shape how Mr. Trump’s base views the election for years to come, and to pose yet another awkward test of allegiance for Republicans who have privately hoped that the Electoral College vote this week will be the final word on the election result.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 It's yet another distraction in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid democracy.

Trump is filed under H for toy.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 It's yet another distraction in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid democracy.

Whatever, just wait.  Lin Wood says its going to be biblical!  Suck it, Lib!

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

And now, Mitch is deep state:

 

 

 

 

 

 

We need a MAGA-branded web page aimed at making Trump betraying RINOs like Mitch pay that takes donations and simply funnels them to https://secure.actblue.com/.

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6 minutes ago, Goredho said:

We need a MAGA-branded web page aimed at making Trump betraying RINOs like Mitch pay that takes donations and simply funnels them to https://secure.actblue.com/.

Someone get on this.

Someone posted the showboating that went on in 2000 in one of these threads. It looks like the same will happen on 1/6 — sound and fury, signifying nothing. Nothing new under the sun.

The senators can’t object or whatever the plan is if Mitch has them all not in the chamber as a protest statement. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:


Fuck Kayleigh and her headache and all the other enabling babysitters.

I hope she hasn’t had a night with more than three hours of sleep for this entire year. I hope he texts her and calls her at all hours of the night. I hope she has to frantically print and collate hundreds of pages for her dumb binders multiple times a day for every fleeting insane idea Trump comes up with. I hope she hasn’t had a decent meal all year. I hope her new baby thinks the nanny is her real mother. I hope she doesn’t have enough time to do laundry so she has to wear yesterday’s dirty underwear inside out. I hope she hasn’t had time to go to the dentist and has a cavity as a result. I hope she’s lost every friend she’s ever had. I hope her husband is cheating on her.

She’s fucking Goebbels with hair extensions and a TJ Maxx wardrobe. She deserves every horrible consequence and then some for being Trump’s mouthpiece.

I would say, Axis Sally, but ok.  Also, phrasing.

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Let's hear it again for the 39th time in the last month...

 

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29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The senators can’t object or whatever the plan is if Mitch has them all not in the chamber as a protest statement. 

Mitch told Republican senators not to object and to accept the results. 

 

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Mitch told Republican senators not to object and to accept the results. 

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She’s fucking Goebbels with hair extensions and a TJ Maxx wardrobe.

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

And now, Mitch is deep state:

Wait a second...is everyone deep state now? Did you assholes not send me my invitation??

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Wait a second...is everyone deep state now? Did you assholes not send me my invitation??

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Hold the phone.  Maria has a source that says Trump won.

 

8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Hold the phone.  Maria has a source that says Trump won.

 

That intel source name was Dmitry or Vlad?

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i'm guessing the source is "John Barron."

I can actually feel the country getting dumber 

40 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Wait a second...is everyone deep state now? Did you assholes not send me my invitation??

I swear, it was in the same envelope as the check.

25 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Hold the phone.  Maria has a source that says Trump won.

 

The source she heard this from....

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13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I can actually feel the country getting dumber 

Bullshit.  In terms of our national IQ, we've reached

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10 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

why do you hate Christmas (movies)?  Fucking commie.  I will say 'Ho Ho Ho now I have machine gun' instead of Happy Holidays to everyone i see and you can't stop me.

 

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Boom

 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Hold the phone.  Maria has a source that says Trump won.

 

Spider?

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Boom

 

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Release Cthulhu!

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

the gop vs maga showdown is something that needs to happen before 2024.

that fight will save us all.

I feel like this is the plot to The Clone Wars with Sidious creating a war that he controls both sides of (Separatatists and Republic) so he can create chaos in order to be granted Emergency Powers, suspend democracy and invoke martial law. Then when the battle gets to a height he issues order 66.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

What's the significance of 1/6 to Trumpers? 

 

the big one !!!!!

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Boom

 

This should be the start of many. Powell should be forced to defend herself all over the country. She will eventually pull a trump and file bankruptcy. Good.

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the big one !!!!!

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the big one !!!!!

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Fuck Kayleigh and her headache and all the other enabling babysitters.

I hope she hasn’t had a night with more than three hours of sleep for this entire year. I hope he texts her and calls her at all hours of the night. I hope she has to frantically print and collate hundreds of pages for her dumb binders multiple times a day for every fleeting insane idea Trump comes up with. I hope she hasn’t had a decent meal all year. I hope her new baby thinks the nanny is her real mother. I hope she doesn’t have enough time to do laundry so she has to wear yesterday’s dirty underwear inside out. I hope she hasn’t had time to go to the dentist and has a cavity as a result. I hope she’s lost every friend she’s ever had. I hope her husband is cheating on her.

She’s fucking Goebbels with hair extensions and a TJ Maxx wardrobe. She deserves every horrible consequence and then some for being Trump’s mouthpiece.

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Good. I hope other cities and states do the same 

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Whose going to hold them accountable? Nobody, that's who. More than 75 million people still voted for this scum, and will do so next time, because socialism and babies. Anything the democrats do will backfire. They impeached the fucking president and ended up underperforming in the polls all over the fucking place. The "swing" voters in this country will always default to conservatism, anything the left does to rock the boat causes them to go conservative. If the dems lead a charge prosecute the current traitors, it will backfire, guaranteed. Again, THE RULES APPLY TO DEMOCRATS AND NOT REPUBLICANS. In the post-trump era, the traitors will be asked repeatedly "remember that time you supported President Trumps attempt to overturn the will of the people?" Like always they'll answer "I appreciate what President Trump accomplished, although I didn't always support his way of doing things." This gets them off the hook. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 

This country is dead as we know it, but I disagree with how many of you are characterizing it. It won't be some publicly acknowledged death, it will just continue to hum along with republicans dominating because of her emails and obamacare is evil arrrrgggghh!

IMO that humming going to come to a stop soon. The end is clear now with big tech getting the legal attention (it rightfully deserves), at least as I see it is. Once that reaches the tech speculative dollars the stocks will look south. That will definitely be before 2024. 

Then lots of diseases will have to fight it out sadly. 

Just keep the nukes down please. Ya'll homies be good. Grip and sip

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33 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

This should be the start of many. Powell should be forced to defend herself all over the country. She will eventually pull a trump and file bankruptcy. Good.

Yep.  

A lot of these that were poured out on injunctive relief, like this one, are still pending. 

I'm not sure anymore when a federal judge loses jurisdiction to impose sanctions after an outright dismissal.  Probably not until 30 days after entry of judgment, at the earliest.

And the appeals of all of them may change that some, too.

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Hold the phone.  Maria has a source that says Trump won.

 

"Intel source" 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Boom

 

I'm not a lawyer, but this seems like an pretty extraordinary comment for a judge to make in a lawsuit verdict:

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“In fact, this lawsuit seems to be less about achieving the relief Plaintiffs seek—as much of that relief is beyond the power of this Court—and more about the impact of their allegations on People’s faith in the democratic process and their trust in our government.”

 

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm not a lawyer, but this seems like an pretty extraordinary comment for a judge to make in a lawsuit verdict:

 

It's an extraordinary case.  But yeah, that's pretty harsh.

One thing too about the Kraken suits that isn't brought up in that motion for Rule 11 is that they all regurgitated theories that had been pretty roundly rejected in other cases.  Although that rejection hadn't made it to the appeals courts in time to be binding on Powellco, it cuts against arguments for good faith extension of existing law.  They didn't even cite the other decisions and argue why they were wrong, they just ignored them.

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16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's an extraordinary case.  But yeah, that's pretty harsh.

One thing too about the Kraken suits that isn't brought up in that motion for Rule 11 is that they all regurgitated theories that had been pretty roundly rejected in other cases.  Although that rejection hadn't made it to the appeals courts in time to be binding on Powellco, it cuts against arguments for good faith extension of existing law.  They didn't even cite the other decisions and argue why they were wrong, they just ignored them.

one of the many benefits of filing 75 lawsuits in 3 weeks.

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She’s totally a Dooney and Bourke girl.
1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:


She’s totally a Dooney and Bourke girl.

Kors imo

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


She’s totally a Dooney and Bourke girl.

Brighton, imo.

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