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Rule 11?  Now there's an antiquated and vague motion I have not hear in some time /JohnLithgow 

Rudy's team has 9 more days to file 25 more suits to get that set of Trump steak knives before Christmas.

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  • Fuck Kayleigh and her headache and all the other enabling babysitters. I hope she hasn’t had a night with more than three hours of sleep for this entire year. I hope he texts her and calls her at al

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    40 plus indictments, guilty pleas, convictions, prison sentences, and roughly a dozen fed cases borne of said investigation is slightly more than jack shit.

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And she rotates her D&B, Michael Kors, and Brighton with a horrid Coach logo bag.

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And now Maria is acting up again. I’ll have to work up my anger to blast her and her Rachel Green haircut, Anne Klein, and Stella and Dot wearing ass.

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Fuck Kayleigh and her headache and all the other enabling babysitters.

I hope she hasn’t had a night with more than three hours of sleep for this entire year. I hope he texts her and calls her at all hours of the night. I hope she has to frantically print and collate hundreds of pages for her dumb binders multiple times a day for every fleeting insane idea Trump comes up with. I hope she hasn’t had a decent meal all year. I hope her new baby thinks the nanny is her real mother. I hope she doesn’t have enough time to do laundry so she has to wear yesterday’s dirty underwear inside out. I hope she hasn’t had time to go to the dentist and has a cavity as a result. I hope she’s lost every friend she’s ever had. I hope her husband is cheating on her.

She’s fucking Goebbels with hair extensions and a TJ Maxx wardrobe. She deserves every horrible consequence and then some for being Trump’s mouthpiece.

i mean... this is top quality.

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Pos rep to Bama Chick, except for the part about "Goebbels with Hair Extensions and a TJ Maxx Wardrobe."  I know way too many people who now have the prose to describe their most disturbing fetishes.  

36 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And she rotates her D&B, Michael Kors, and Brighton with a horrid Coach logo bag.

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And now Maria is acting up again. I’ll have to work up my anger to blast her and her Rachel Green haircut, Anne Klein, and Stella and Dot wearing ass.

Please continue with these criticisms that the men on this site can barely understand.  It gives us another reason to hate these people that we barely understand.

Please continue with these criticisms that the men on this site can barely understand.  It gives us another reason to hate these people that we barely understand.

I can attest, she is nailing it with the bag critiques!!

Y'all gotta remember; Kayleigh is the daughter of a very, very wealthy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

roofer. 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Y'all gotta remember; Kayleigh is the daughter of a very, very wealthy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

roofer. 

 

 

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And she rotates her D&B, Michael Kors, and Brighton with a horrid Coach logo bag.

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And now Maria is acting up again. I’ll have to work up my anger to blast her and her Rachel Green haircut, Anne Klein, and Stella and Dot wearing ass.

To translate for the guys, she is white trash that tries to act fancy, and holds these brands as status symbols of her superiority over her peers. But the real power players have Hermès, Goyard, Chanel, and LV.
1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

And she rotates her D&B, Michael Kors, and Brighton with a horrid Coach logo bag.

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Oh fuck, I got drug with her as those are what I use. Shit.drag race no GIF by Robert E Blackmon

As if no one saw this coming 

I think it’s time to implement some fail safes 

35 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

But the real power players have Hermès, Goyard, Chanel, and LV.

Every woman I know has an LV. Not a single one has a Hermès. I was under the impression those are stupid expensive, that real power players would have.  But I’ll defer to your expertise (no sarcasm).  There’s a lot of people that can afford 3k, a lot less 20k to sky’s the limit. 

25 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Every woman I know has an LV. Not a single one has a Hermès. I was under the impression those are stupid expensive, that real power players would have.  But I’ll defer to your expertise (no sarcasm).  There’s a lot of people that can afford 3k, a lot less 20k to sky’s the limit. 

 

hermes is next level from basic chicks slinging a LV around 

20k for a purse. Lulz. But mah taxes! We are doomed.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

hermes is next level from basic chicks slinging a LV around 

I know. That’s what I’m saying.  Fuck even the wife’s Chanel wasn’t in the same ballpark. 

2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

20k for a purse. Lulz. But mah taxes! We are doomed.

 

thats if you can get on the waiting list 

19 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

20k for a purse. Lulz. But mah taxes! We are doomed.

If I pay 20k for a purse  it had better have tits.

Purse talk - not going away.

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

As if no one saw this coming 

I think it’s time to implement some fail safes 

they better hurry...

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Hermès, Goyard, Chanel, and LV.

One of these is not like the other 

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

And she rotates her D&B, Michael Kors, and Brighton with a horrid Coach logo bag.

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And now Maria is acting up again. I’ll have to work up my anger to blast her and her Rachel Green haircut, Anne Klein, and Stella and Dot wearing ass.

I have no idea what just happened but I feel like some serious shit just went down.

lol I love y’all.

Give me a Birkin or give me death!!!!giphy.gif

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

One of these is not like the other 

is anybody else surprised to find out that Bozo is gay?  NTTAWWT

16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol I love y’all.

Give me a Birkin or give me death!!!!giphy.gif

So obscene, but that doesn't stop my lizard brain from wanting one.

lol I love y’all.

Give me a Birkin or give me death!!!!giphy.gif

It’s multi-pocketed and multi-practical! (so says Hermes.com)
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i could never get that for my wife. she would be like “wtf did you do?”

it’s like coming home a day early from a bachelor party. bad idea jeans. 

Somebody not happy that Mitch isn't on the Trump Train of Litigation

 

Any woman who's caring about those things immediately went in the "attempt to hit then never call again" category. Not much I find more annoying than "brands" fashion BS but to each their own. 

he always forgets to mention that the other guy had 80mil+ votes 

  81,282,796

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    7,060,012  = a lot

 

Hermes is the most legit leather goods maker on the planet.

 

Some of yall dudes need to educate yourself

Does a chain come with the padlock?

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Hermes is the most legit leather goods maker on the planet.
 
Some of yall dudes need to educate yourself
This. Maybe we should start a luxury goods thread. And you can get a Birkin or Kelly (if you know an SA and get on the list) for starting around 10-12k. These bags are also investment pieces due to the rarity and actual. An increase in value over time (see auctions hosted by Christie's and Sothebys). Also, there are other Hermes styles are lower price points that are readily available.

I think the bags are beautiful, but impractical.

LV is the entry into this luxury market, IMO.

My personal favorite is Goyard.

I didn't mention Delvaux, Moynat, Celine...

Ultimately, Kayleigh or however she spells her name is fucking trash.
Any woman who's caring about those things immediately went in the "attempt to hit then never call again" category. Not much I find more annoying than "brands" fashion BS but to each their own. 
You are an idiot.
5 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Any woman who's caring about those things immediately went in the "attempt to hit then never call again" category. Not much I find more annoying than "brands" fashion BS but to each their own. 

I doubt you had an option. 

I like that the thread about the most transparently brand-chasing whore of a man, Donald Trump, turned into a lecture on premium purse brands.  

I don't think my wife even has any brand-name purses.  Or has ever wanted one.  Collecting politicians is far more interesting than collecting purses. 

Anyway, McConnell again reiterates (and more publicly) this morning his wish that the Senate confirm the EC vote and hopes his House colleagues do the same.  Be curious to see how much steam, out of an already flaccid legal effort, this takes on both Trump's team and also out of any Trump-supporting Judge that may wish to hear this futile cause.  

5 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Any woman who's caring about those things immediately went in the "attempt to hit then never call again" category. Not much I find more annoying than "brands" fashion BS but to each their own. 

User name checks out.

19 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This. Maybe we should start a luxury goods thread. And you can get a Birkin or Kelly (if you know an SA and get on the list) for starting around 10-12k. These bags are also investment pieces due to the rarity and actual. An increase in value over time (see auctions hosted by Christie's and Sothebys). Also, there are other Hermes styles are lower price points that are readily available.

I think the bags are beautiful, but impractical.

LV is the entry into this luxury market, IMO.

My personal favorite is Goyard.

I didn't mention Delvaux, Moynat, Celine...

Ultimately, Kayleigh or however she spells her name is fucking trash.

Now I know how my wife feels when I start talking about baitcasting reels.

2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Now I know how my wife feels when I start talking about baitcasting reels.

No shit.  I understand getting sidetracked by bbq, football, mayo-hate, and burger joints but this shit is pathetic. 

Sorry to derail y'alls little purse bag discussion, but time to get back on track.

It's December 16 and dotard still lost.

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Like Sidney Powell, Happy Fun Ball includes an unknown glowing substance that fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.  

Pos rep.  Haven't thought about that sketch in years. 

10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:


To translate for the guys, she is white trash that tries to act fancy, and holds these brands as status symbols of her superiority over her peers. But the real power players have Hermès, Goyard, Chanel, and LV.

You forgot Gucci, mang.  🤬🤬

I think my kids are getting me a Levi's wallet for Christmas.

38 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Grift as part of what's going on here makes perfect sense, and perhaps I'm overthinking it, but aren't they also stressing these same cities' budgets to defend this? The Proud Boys openly stated they wanted to bankrupt Democratic majority cities by showing up and straining resources. I don't know if this is just an offshoot (probably) but I can't blame the city officials for saying enough is enough.

 

I have no purse game. At all. Three purses, one is black to go with the LBD, one is a tiny clutch for those extra special outings, and one is brown for everyday since my work never needs an outfit. I have no idea what brand they are. I admire folks who can put together a nice coordinated look, though, so hat's off to people who have that skill.

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