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1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Well, they did say Indonesia. That may be the only word in common between the text and the audio. 

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The next hitler in a bunker template. Damn funny.

 

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I am fluent enough in Russian to know the subtitles are accurate. 

 

 

Seriously? This is real? Say it ain't so! 

Never mind. The fact that I even asked that is sad. 

My wife is not exactly fluent, but she did take several years of Russian and still watches a lot of Russian movies, and she says that while it's obviously a joke, it is, in fact, a fairly well done one, because even the words that don't line up are at least mostly phonetically similar.

I hate it when I believe I'm as equally amused and mentally parallel with a genocidal, murderous, thug dictator. 

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

"They say the quiet parts out loud" doesn't even begin to describe the current state of affairs.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So he wants a 48-48 senate?

Perdue's term would technically be expired.  Loeffler's is not - that seat isn't regularly up until 2022.  I think she can remain in that seat until a winner is called. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Perdue's term would technically be expired.  Loeffler's is not - that seat isn't regularly up until 2022.  I think she can remain in that seat until a winner is called. 

Doesn’t matter it’s currently 50-48, I just had a moment. 

lots of moments on this page it would seem...

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45 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

He hates these cans! There's cans in there, too. Stay away from the cans! 

welp, the urban meyer and recruiting threads have officially infiltrated every thread on this site. 

that said, my wife has a celine, fendi peekaboo, kelly, and birkin...prefers the celine.  don't ask me why.

5 minutes ago, sidis said:

welp, the urban meyer and recruiting threads have officially infiltrated every thread on this site. 

that said, my wife has a celine, fendi peekaboo, kelly, and birkin...prefers the celine.  don't ask me why.

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31 minutes ago, sidis said:

welp, the urban meyer and recruiting threads have officially infiltrated every thread on this site. 

that said, my wife has a celine, fendi peekaboo, kelly, and birkin...prefers the celine.  don't ask me why.

now that's a humblebrag

58 minutes ago, sidis said:

lots of moments on this page it would seem...

what? you not enjoining it?

welp, the urban meyer and recruiting threads have officially infiltrated every thread on this site. 
that said, my wife has a celine, fendi peekaboo, kelly, and birkin...prefers the celine.  don't ask me why.

Adding sidis and Mrs. sidis to my list of people to rob.
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11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Adding sidis and Mrs. sidis to my list of people to rob.

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You know sheepish brand consumerism is how Trump got elected in the first place.  STOP THE BAGS!  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

You know sheepish brand consumerism is how Trump got elected in the first place.  STOP THE BAGS!  

Want us to get back on topic?  Okee dokee then.

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There is a 96.4% chance that is absolutely real and costs way more than I think it does. 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You know sheepish brand consumerism is how Trump got elected in the first place.  STOP THE BAGS!  

i am honestly just trying to get us off the embarrassment that is page 130.  we actually had people that believed that putin video was real and that we were going to have a 48-48 senate.  that is qanon follower level critical thinking.  here's another nudge towards 131 where we can all evaluate the utter fucking embarrassment that is our president and his intent/efforts to submarine democracy.

I love a good GOP fantasy. 

SCOTUS is remote right now I believe 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I love a good GOP fantasy. 

SCOTUS is remote right now I believe 

I am pretty sure that no one on the Supreme Court screams at anyone else or ever has.  It it has happened, it was Clarence Thomas.

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Want us to get back on topic?  Okee dokee then.

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Get it quick in the Grift Shop at Trump Library. 

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


Putting aside the truth defense, if they are allowed any access under seal to the communications between co-counsel and affiants, Kraken and Company will be in a bad place.

Not sure how much broad privilege will be a bar to discovery on alleged knowingly false attorney communications where Dominion was not a party to original suits

They're gonna have a motherfucker of a time establishing that most of those affiants were clients.

35 minutes ago, sidis said:

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Also, Dude, "come and take it" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Fuck around and find out", please.

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I am pretty sure that no one on the Supreme Court screams at anyone else or ever has.  It it has happened, it was Clarence Thomas.

Wasn’t it also basically 7-2 against hearing it? So Roberts all of trump’s picks joined the libs!!

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Wasn’t it also basically 7-2 against hearing it? So Roberts all of trump’s picks joined the libs!!

Actually it was mostly unanimous, except the technicality Thomas and Alito raised, which they have raised before this year.  Nothing worthy of screaming about.  More like, "yes this is garbage and we should get rid of it, but you know Clarence and my positions on original jurisdiction."

That speech is a complete fucking lie.  Or based on one.

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OMG this is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

I need to make friends with your wife.

Seriously. Bravo!

This made me laugh:

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Justice Roberts and the other liberal Justices

 

John Roberts, noted liberal jurist.

18 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i think we say "women of a certain age."

Shut up, you ole’ bag!!!

1 hour ago, sidis said:

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you win the internet today

38 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh boy. 

 


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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

This made me laugh:

 

John Roberts, noted liberal jurist.

Of all of the right’s absurd lies, the lie they’ve started telling about how John Roberts is a liberal justice makes me want to commit murder the most. It’s so fucking far beyond absurd.

Oh boy. 
 

Um, ok. I’m down with that.
Of all of the right’s absurd lies, the lie they’ve started telling about how John Roberts is a liberal justice makes me want to commit murder the most. It’s so fucking far beyond absurd.

Or he has been paid off or he is being blackmailed. It’s all out there.
welp, the urban meyer and recruiting threads have officially infiltrated every thread on this site. 
that said, my wife has a celine, fendi peekaboo, kelly, and birkin...prefers the celine.  don't ask me why.

My wife has a merkin.

Wait, what were we talking about?
5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


My wife has a merkin.

Wait, what were we talking about?

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