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8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Are we 100% sure the resolute desk is even still there? I think the last time we saw him at a desk it was that little tiny one they set up for him for some reason.

Trump sat behind an itty-bitty desk, and the Internet loved it - The Boston  Globe

Lol, one of my "favorite" moments of this entire simulation.

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16 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

you got that right.  i do not foresee them cleaning the microwaves before they leave.  wouldnt surprise me if trump takes a dump in the resolute desk on his way out.

Gonna be little catsup packets goin BOOM in microwaves all over the White House on move-out day.

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Gonna be little catsup packets goin BOOM in microwaves all over the White House on move-out day.

place Salmon filet in microwave, set timer for 45 minutes, depart office. 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Catsup?

It’s actually cat, sup?

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Catsup?

The only correct topping for well done steak.

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1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Maybe we'll beat them 306-232!

Nobody thought that Georgia would "roll left."

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4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Nobody thought that Georgia would "roll left."

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39 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The only correct topping for well done steak.

You would love my in-laws then.  If the "steak" doesn't look like George Costanza folded over his wallet and the ketchup packets inside exploded, they won't eat it.

Just now, Lobo said:

You would love my in-laws then.  If the "steak" doesn't look like George Costanza folded over his wallet and the ketchup packets inside exploded, they won't eat it.

Well, given that I was making a joke at our President-Reject's expense, I'm thinking no, I wouldn't like them very much. Honestly, whether you call it catsup, catchup, ketchup, or Fred Flintstone, I am not a fan of the stuff. Don't even use it on fries. And well done steak is a waste of perfectly good beef.

I think the only time I eat ketchup is with french fries.  I don't even like it on hamburgers.  But yeah, just like their hero Trump, that's how they like it.  They're really nice people and we get along outside of Trump and the steak thing.  And Catholocism, but that's another story.  

Whenever I wonder how they could still be supporting Trump after all this shit (they even both got Covid because their county refused to wear masks in solidarity with Trump), I remember the last time I grilled for them.  I purposely put their steaks on early so they could be well done when I pulled the others off.  I mean this was easily 170 degrees inside.  And I had the Heinz already to go.  They politely asked me to put it back on the grill for a little longer and asked if we had any Hunt's.  
 

We may done with Trumpism.  But Trumpism ain't done with us.  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I think the only time I eat ketchup is with french fries.  I don't even like it on hamburgers.  But yeah, just like their hero Trump, that's how they like it.  They're really nice people and we get along outside of Trump and the steak thing.  And Catholocism, but that's another story.  

Whenever I wonder how they could still be supporting Trump after all this shit (they even both got Covid because their county refused to wear masks in solidarity with Trump), I remember the last time I grilled for them.  I purposely put their steaks on early so they could be well done when I pulled the others off.  I mean this was easily 170 degrees inside.  And I had the Heinz already to go.  They politely asked me to put it back on the grill for a little longer and asked if we had any Hunt's.  
 

We may done with Trumpism.  But Trumpism ain't done with us.  

Good God these people suck at food. 

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Ah yes, Sua Sponte.  A yellow shirt ruling. 

Thanks for clearing this up.  Hate to admit, one of the things bugging me the most through these sua sponte actions is remembering who yellowshirt was.  Couldn't recall if it was Sua Sponte or Sangre Narajanda.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Are we 100% sure the resolute desk is even still there? I think the last time we saw him at a desk it was that little tiny one they set up for him for some reason.

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I would not be surprised if he took the resolute desk to Mar-a-lago and set it up in a fake Oval Office, LBJ Library style, where he will address the nation on Jan 20 while claiming to still be president.  I mean his morons are already holding a virtual inauguration for him anyway. 

22 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Thanks for clearing this up.  Hate to admit, one of the things bugging me the most through these sua sponte actions is remembering who yellowshirt was.  Couldn't recall if it was Sua Sponte or Sangre Narajanda.

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2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m really starting to like New York’s legal team 

 

NY AG better drop the hammer on Jan 20 or very soon after.  Don't let these fuckers off the hook.  Seriously, if a large contingent of them don't end up behind bars, it will really have been a waste.

2 hours ago, thrillhammer said:

you got that right.  i do not foresee them cleaning the microwaves before they leave.  wouldnt surprise me if trump takes a dump in the resolute desk on his way out.

I mean why not?  He shits in his chair everyday.  

26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Meanwhile, Guiliani...

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30 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Meanwhile, Guiliani...

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Dude.  It's Rudy.  He probably already accidentally texted the entire contents of his phone to the sports desk at The Buffalo News.

51 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

I mean why not?  He shits in his chair everyday.  

Yeah he's not going to be able to shit on his desk the way one of us might, e.g. climb up and cop a squat.

He could empty his depends on it, though.

3 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

It’s actually cat, sup?

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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Nobody thought that Georgia would "roll left."

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6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m really starting to like New York’s legal team 

 

It is my firm opinion that any man such as this goombah who has a pinky ring such as he has, needs to have that pinky cut off and fed to the fishes.

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7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Catsup?

The exotic Malay sauce. Next big thing. Made from poisonous tomatoes.

Do we discuss the counter lawsuits here ?

 

 

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Meanwhile, Guiliani...

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26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Do we discuss the counter lawsuits here ?

 

https://www.businessinsider.com/dominion-voting-eric-coomer-sues-trump-campaign-allies-defamation-2020-12

"For example, the complaint cites a tweet from OANN White House Correspondent Chanel Rion, which said: "Dominion Director of Strategy and Security, #EricCoomer: 'Trump won't win. I made F***ing sure of that.'"

32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

So all he cares about is that some people don’t think he lost. Because what other reason would there be to spend money on this- other than it’s another line item on the expense side that can be used to steal some more money.  Maybe I answered my own question. 

27 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

https://www.businessinsider.com/dominion-voting-eric-coomer-sues-trump-campaign-allies-defamation-2020-12

"For example, the complaint cites a tweet from OANN White House Correspondent Chanel Rion, which said: "Dominion Director of Strategy and Security, #EricCoomer: 'Trump won't win. I made F***ing sure of that.'"

IIRC some rando interneter claimed to have called or joined a zoom meeting of some sort where coomer identified himself and said that. And off they ran with it. 

IIRC some rando interneter claimed to have called or joined a zoom meeting of some sort where coomer identified himself and said that. And off they ran with it. 

And that....is a winnable defamation claim.
47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Can the stockholders file lawsuits ?

No.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So all he cares about is that some people don’t think he lost. Because what other reason would there be to spend money on this- other than it’s another line item on the expense side that can be used to steal some more money.  Maybe I answered my own question. 

Yep. They will probably double the amount they spent on the ad buys in donations from the cult. 

58 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So, the voting machines are fighting back?  Like aggy would say, furk.

Some kinda Maximum Overdrive shit?  

 

Trumpers:  "YOU CAN'T DO THIS...WE MADE YOU!!!" 

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4 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

Good, the plan is working Donnie, cast as much doubt as you can on the abilities of Georgia Republicans when it comes to elections.   And make sure and fuck up covid relief a few weeks before the runoff election.   

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Do we discuss the counter lawsuits here ?

 

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That's right you morons.  Kill all the hostages and then dare the authorities to do anything about it.

#PenceCard   ???    really?  

Don't leave the rest stop without it.  

Instead of miles...do you get inches? 

 

24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

#PenceCard   ???    really?  

Don't leave the rest stop without it.  

Instead of miles...do you get inches? 

Frequent Fly Miles.

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