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Just out of curiosity, the Texas Secretary of State rejected Dominion Voting Systems machines for general use here, citing security concerns.  I think a couple of counties have used them anyway or maybe it's machines made by a company acquired by DVS.

Anyone familiar with that approval process and whether it was political or legit or some combo?

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Jesus, Kansas Football is embarrassed by that. 

38 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

So 2 voted that the claims were legitimate?

 

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

 

Just read that.  Might be considered a "typical" Republican judge dodge of an unpleasant (for Republicans) issue on procedural or prudential grounds, but for the express part that says not only is it probably moot, but the remedy sought is wrong.

Trumpco cannot even take solace in the dissent.  Or claim that the D judges are in the bag.

Harris appeared in the Senate today, to many congratulations from her Senate colleagues, including: Tim Scott, Mike Rounds, James Lankford, and Lindsey Graham (fist bumped her).

They can't even remember which side they're supposed to be on. Lord Donald is going to have a fit when he finds out.  

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Harris appeared in the Senate today, to many congratulations from her Senate colleagues, including: Tim Scott, Mike Rounds, James Lankford, and Lindsey Graham (fist bumped her).

They can't even remember which side they're supposed to be on. Lord Donald is going to have a fit when he finds out.  

Was it a terrorist first bump? 

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I keep seeing 1-X, with X gradually increasing.  What is the 1?  Is it the thing about the PA supreme court extending the deadline to receive mail in ballots?  I'd call that more of a draw due to irrelevance than a win.

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Harris appeared in the Senate today, to many congratulations from her Senate colleagues, including: Tim Scott, Mike Rounds, James Lankford, and Lindsey Graham (fist bumped her).

They can't even remember which side they're supposed to be on. Lord Donald is going to have a fit when he finds out.  

The word "lickspittle" was created so we would have a word that could accurately describe Lindsey Graham.

A $20,000 IOU well earned by Rudy today. The question is which suit gets filed first, Rudy’s suit for non-payment or Trump’s for substandard representation?

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Harris appeared in the Senate today, to many congratulations from her Senate colleagues, including: Tim Scott, Mike Rounds, James Lankford, and Lindsey Graham (fist bumped her).

They can't even remember which side they're supposed to be on. Lord Donald is going to have a fit when he finds out.  

 

1 hour ago, DigDug said:

 

You mean the votes that were stored in Germany and counted by people in Spain? I’m not buying it!!!!

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A $20,000 IOU well earned by Rudy today. The question is which suit gets filed first, Rudy’s suit for non-payment or Trump’s for substandard representation?

He's not there to win the case IMHO. He's there to hold the press conference on the courthouse steps afterwards and to fan the flames of outrage after they lose.

19 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

So 5 said "you lose" and 2 said "fuck off"

got it

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He's not there to win the case IMHO. He's there to hold the press conference on the courthouse steps afterwards and to fan the flames of outrage after they lose.

This. It's about channeling the grievance of a loser: victimhood.

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You mean the votes that were stored in Germany and counted by people in Spain? I’m not buying it!!!!

In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...Hurricanes hardly happen.

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He's there to hold the press conference on the courthouse steps afterwards

*Courthouse Total Oil Change, across from the dildo store.

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38 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

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35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A $20,000 IOU well earned by Rudy today. The question is which suit gets filed first, Rudy’s suit for non-payment or Trump’s for substandard representation?

More likely a bankruptcy Proof of Claim. 

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I thought “activist judges” were frowned upon by “conservatives?”

They always have been....But you probably mean something different than they do.  When you say activist judge, you are talking about having a desired outcome and twisting the law to fit their desired outcome.  What they mean is a judge decided something in a way they disagree with.  

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So now we can't believe the courts, correct? We'll add them to the list of other American pillars of society that Trumpers claim we can no longer trust:

Elections

Politicians

Journalism

Media

Postal Service

Scientists

Academics

Foreign countries

Foreigners

Non-Christians

Non-white US citizens

Medicine

Maps

 

That pretty much leaves Ted Cruz, Goya beans, looking directly at solar eclipses, bleach, and non-Venezuelan voting machines as things we can trust. Got it. 

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

So now we can't believe the courts, correct? We'll add them to the list of other American pillars of society that Trumpers claim we can no longer trust:

Elections

Politicians

Journalism

Media

Postal Service

Scientists

Academics

Foreign countries

Foreigners

Non-Christians

Non-white US citizens

Medicine

Maps

 

That pretty much leaves Ted Cruz, Goya beans, looking directly at solar eclipses, bleach, and non-Venezuelan voting machines as things we can trust. Got it. 

It's certainly an odd form of nationalism, I'll give you that.

20 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

So now we can't believe the courts, correct? We'll add them to the list of other American pillars of society that Trumpers claim we can no longer trust:

Elections

Politicians

Journalism

Media

Postal Service

Scientists

Academics

Foreign countries

Foreigners

Non-Christians

Non-white US citizens

Medicine

Maps

Also mainline protestants and the mass affluent whites. 

Rudy is beyond cartoon character now.  Lionel Hutz ain’t got shit on Giuliani.

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Also mainline protestants and the mass affluent whites. 

“Trumpism told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Seriously.  We don't have to change a single word but the name of the party, and Orwell is spot-on.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

$20,000 a day

Just now, The Dog said:

$20,000 a day

I could charge you that much, but I don't think I could do that shitty a job.  Even if I tried really hard.

oh gawd now the Reuters guy is beating up on Rudy:

 

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This is going to be the most enjoyable part of the movie. 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

It's very confusing

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Damn they could have put this clown show on Pay Per View today and raked in some bucks.  Comedy gold.

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

How soon before Trump trucks Rudy in public? 

Depends on how much Rudy is fundraising for the campaign.

5 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not 592 ballots! Ugh, it’s not just that these cases and appeals won’t succeed, it’s that *even if they did* it just wouldn’t matter at all. What the hell is going on here?

Rudy is there to fundraise.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Harris appeared in the Senate today, to many congratulations from her Senate colleagues, including: Tim Scott, Mike Rounds, James Lankford, and Lindsey Graham (fist bumped her).

They can't even remember which side they're supposed to be on. Lord Donald is going to have a fit when he finds out.  

And Mitch said they can't go by what Trump said, and that there will be an orderly transition.

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