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I thought that was the one at the airport with General Esperanza hoping there wasn't snakes on the mother fuckin' plane? 

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But he still wishes he haven't to do this, kid...(quick knife move known in Special Forces as the 'Abrasion Dawn') 

3 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Oh, and it's actually Asian Pawn.  It's an obscure move in chess.  It's where you castle your king and feint with your rook to knight 6.  I saw it in the Queen's Gambit.

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4 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

The kraken attorneys are just taking the push the chips all in strategy which only works when you got a guy like trump as the president to pardon and excuse everything you did. Not gonna work now. Too bad. Disbar those fucks. 

August 13th, dummy!

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

August 13th, dummy!

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

August 13th, dummy!

Touché my mistake 

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Asia Carrera >>>>>>>>> Asian Dawn

AC is the GOAT when it comes to Asian porn actresses.  And I have conducted a lot of research in this particular field. 

49 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

AC is the GOAT when it comes to Asian porn actresses.  And I have conducted a lot of research in this particular field. 

Let's be fair though, while AC was/is hot, that bench isn't particularly deep.

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Let's be fair though, while AC was/is hot, that bench isn't particularly deep.

 

Hate to break it to you guys but Asia Carrera's real name, no shit, is Jessica Steinhauser.

 

8 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Let's be fair though, while AC was/is hot, that bench isn't particularly deep.

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Kalyani Lei

Leanni Lei

Lily Thai

Avena Lee

Naomi Marcela

and a host of little spinners I can't remember or Google on this work computer

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3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Let's be fair though, while AC was/is hot, that bench isn't particularly deep.

Point of clarification, AC is certainly not hot these days. Retirement has not been good to her. 

You are correct that the bench was not deep especially back in those days. You had AC, Tera Patrick, Kobe Tai and… well that was about it. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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Kalyani Lei

Leanni Lei

Lily Thai

Avena Lee

 

I consider that grouping a second generation that was probably the best overall talent level. Nyomi Marcella and Charmane Star deserve mentions as well. 

Not sorry for the derail. 

33 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Point of clarification, AC is certainly not hot these days. Retirement has not been good to her. 

You are correct that the bench was not deep especially back in those days. You had AC, Tera Patrick, Kobe Tai and… well that was about it. 

Damn....  I stand corrected on "is".   Whoa.

Yeah, people age. It's fucking wild! 

Betty Page did not! Shut your lying mouth!!
17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Betty Page did not! Shut your lying mouth!!

Neither did Dorothy Stratten.

1 hour ago, trauma babe said:

Yeah, people age. It's fucking wild! 

And cocaine and alcohol are accelerants. 

 

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

AC is the GOAT when it comes to Asian porn actresses.  And I have conducted a lot of research in this particular field. 

Asa Akira...

Some of you don’t subscribe to r/asiangirlswhitecock and it shows. Embarrassing display of posts 

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

Some of you don’t subscribe to r/asiangirlswhitecock and it shows. Embarrassing display of posts 

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3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Some of you don’t subscribe to r/asiangirlswhitecock and it shows. Embarrassing display of posts 

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3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Some of you don’t subscribe to r/asiangirlswhitecock and it shows. Embarrassing display of posts 

Good lookin’ out, soso. 

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Some of you don’t subscribe to r/asiangirlswhitecock and it shows. Embarrassing display of posts 

I have to admit after Alina Ali quit the biz my yellow fever subsided quite a bit.  It’s been replaced with an admiration for fine ebony women; a genre that might be at its absolute peak right now.

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Kalyani Lei

Leanni Lei

Lily Thai

Avena Lee

Naomi Marcela

and a host of little spinners I can't remember or Google on this work computer

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Love me some Lily Thai. 

Used to be a site called mr chews Asian beaver dot com. Not sure if it’s still a going concern though. 

6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Neither did Dorothy Stratten.

Ooh, that’s cold. 

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

So ain’t nothing gonna happen?  Again?!?!

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No smashed peepees yet?

Whacked pee pees.  Keep up.

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So ain’t nothing gonna happen?  Again?!?!

Patience, grasshopper.  This shit is far from over.

45 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Whacked pee pees.  Keep up.

I’m looking for something a little more severe. 

I'd like to think that the plan is to let him screw himself with his reply.  But I really doubt anything comes of this.

Apparently this judge doesn’t have kids and was raised by wolves.  When I was a wee lad and fucked around, there was a lot of finding out then a time for reflection on why the finding out was required.

The crazies are running AZ, that’s not going anywhere. 

The crazies are running AZ, that’s not going anywhere. 

This. It will be performance art and not a very impressive work in the genre.

Also a surprising number of contributors in this thread seem to have put in the work on the hierarchy of Asian porn actresses. This gives me hope for the future. You should share your knowledge in an appropriate forum if you haven’t already. The world needs more people like you.

This. It will be performance art and not a very impressive work in the genre.

Also a surprising number of contributors in this thread seem to have put in the work on the hierarchy of Asian porn actresses. This gives me hope for the future. You should share your knowledge in an appropriate forum if you haven’t already. The world needs more people like you.

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On 7/16/2021 at 9:32 PM, tx 3 putt said:

The crazies are running AZ, that’s not going anywhere. 

Republicans have a 2 seat advantage in the state house and state senate. The Republicans are playing with fire.

1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

Republicans have a 2 seat advantage in the state house and state senate. The Republicans are playing with fire.


just wait until they start going door to door to find all those fake votes !!!

30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

just wait until they start going door to door to find all those fake votes !!!

And the more moderate Republicans (and yes there are plenty) claim they didn't vote at all, which will cause AZ Republicans to lose their shit and claim even more voter fraud, even though it would seem to hurt Trump.

And of course, the lists/addresses of people they query door-to-door will be leaked.

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And the more moderate Republicans (and yes there are plenty) claim they didn't vote at all, which will cause AZ Republicans to lose their shit and claim even more voter fraud, even though it would seem to hurt Trump.

And of course, the lists/addresses of people they query door-to-door will be leaked.

 

blm / antifa intimidation kept them at home !!!!

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

blm / antifa intimidation kept them at home !!!!

Trump got 995,000 votes in Maricopa County.

If they go door-to-door asking about votes, there's going to be like 600,000 who really really want them to know that they voted for Trump, and 395,000 who ask them to leave, and don't remember who they voted for, and why are they bothering them at home, and are they BLM/antifa. 

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She just thinks those vaccines are experimental.  If she ends up in the hospital for covid and having problems breathing, she'll be pumped full of truly experimental medicines.

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Oh sweet baby Jesus.

Tell me all about the Bible, whore of Babylon.

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