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I'm watching Fox News right now.  They are ripping Rudy's bullshit presser pretty bigly. 

Fox just showed Turley saying that the only thing missing was Rudy petting a white cat. 

21 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Fuck. Rudy the Squid in a new Federal filing just accused the Penn Supreme Court of Political bias in its 5-2 decision upholding Gritty V Trump.

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You mean....the one where the judges of BOTH parties agreed that it should either be dismissed or that the relief should be denied?  The only split was on HOW Trump loses, not IF he loses.

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Charlie only has feelings.  Not any actual thoughts.  He's dumber than a box of rocks.

Charlie Kirk is an unsympathetic Joseph Merrick.

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4 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

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Paging Sr. Fernando Botero...

Sir, one of your paintings has come to life and is posting as "Charlie Kirk" on the internet...

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I wonder what their narrative will be when Trump steps down to get pardoned at some point in the next month. Did he just quit on all of them?
Didn't quit, didn't lie, cheat, or steal. Definitely didn't lose. Just ran out of time.
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

That Jenna bitch is the one who went on Bill Maher and said that it's ok that Trump hasn't conceded, because Hillary never conceded in 2016. 

i wish Bill had asked her about her comments about Trump from 2016

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

from that thread:

 

I am feeling more and more confident by the week. It is hard to believe these heavy claims of seized foreign servers etc would continuously be doubled down by the admin and their attorneys in public if it was all made up.

If there's no wolf then why does the boy keep crying it?

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

from that thread:

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3158518

I am feeling more and more confident by the week. It is hard to believe these heavy claims of seized foreign servers etc would continuously be doubled down by the admin and their attorneys in public if it was all made up.

also from the thread:

"Are we supposed to simply step aside and allow a huge number of petulant children to throw a fit and rule the country despite the fact they support a corrupt machine of liars, cheaters, schemers and decievers that committed fraud against our Country and tried to illegally steal an election, with the intent to shove their un American agenda down our collective throats ?'

 

 

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3 minutes ago, mchookem said:

 

"Are we supposed to simply step aside and allow a huge number of petulant children to throw a fit and rule the country despite the fact they support a corrupt machine of liars, cheaters, schemers and decievers that committed fraud against our Country and tried to illegally steal an election, with the intent to shove their un American agenda down our collective throats ?'

 

 

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180 degrees from reality.  Every accusation is a confession.  Never has this been more true.  Problem is, they will say the exact same thing.  I see no end to this.

1 hour ago, DigDug said:

 

1-32.  I had a similar success rate when it came to hitting on hot senior gals in my classes when I was a freshman at UT.

One difference, though....I don't care about the 32 whiffs, because that 1 win......she was awesome.  

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Charlie Kirk is an unsympathetic Joseph Merrick.

John Merrick

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6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1-32.  I had a similar success rate when it came to hitting on hot senior gals in my classes when I was a freshman at UT.

One difference, though....I don't care about the 32 whiffs, because that 1 win......she was awesome.  

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Just now, Sbbruin said:

 

You're gotdamn right.  Dude, when I realized that you only count the hits, and not the strikeouts, it was a lifechanging day for young Brisket. 

Swing away!

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

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Look at the melon on this fucking water head 

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

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Holy shit is that what he really looks like? HAHAHAHAHA, I had no idea. At first I thought this was photoshopped.

LfuckingOfuckingL

 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm watching Fox News right now.  They are ripping Rudy's bullshit presser pretty bigly. 

Just wait until Hannity steps up to the mic. 

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm not familiar with hair dye. I thought it would permanently dye your hair. Or is that some crap you buy at the convenience store that only lasts until your next time you wash your hair?

Not to mention that it's always sad when the old men dye their hair so it doesn't even remotely look natural. If you somehow had jet black hair 80, you should dye some grey into it.

He was getting his shoes polished this morning and said to the guy “Hey give me a little up top. I want to look sharp for this press conference.”

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's more like the texags we know and love.

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He already won and it appears he won big. Not a huge surprise to many on here. I believe they have way more than anyone would even guess. When it is all released it will be shocking and probably send our country into a war. Would rather this happen with trump as president than Biden.

There's a subset of posters on TexAgs who are proud and fascinated by players from other teams aggy has injured.  Detmer, McCoy, that receiver from TCU.  

Super weird bunch of people.

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Sorry, they're gonna have to wait until the next time hunter Biden crosses the country to leave a laptop to get fixed then forget it exists and the repair man then gives it to Rudy.  

47 minutes ago, mchookem said:

also from the thread:

"Are we supposed to simply step aside and allow a huge number of petulant children to throw a fit and rule the country despite the fact they support a corrupt machine of liars, cheaters, schemers and decievers that committed fraud against our Country and tried to illegally steal an election, with the intent to shove their un American agenda down our collective throats ?'

 

 

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This is perfect.  

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Pretty sure they'd find CandyO pegging ol' Charlie on Hunter's laptop.  

27 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

John Merrick

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John was a human being, jury is still out on Cholly. 

Drudge is so f'ing savage to Trump and his minions now.

 

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26 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Look at the melon on this fucking water head 

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Show business for ugly people.

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8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Show business for ugly people.

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1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

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And I have preconceived notions about people's intelligence based how much they look like a grown-up Timmah.

32 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Drudge is so f'ing savage to Trump and his minions now.

 

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Nothing like a pissed-off old gay dude. 

And I have preconceived notions about people's intelligence based how much they look like a grown-up Timmah.
That guy's face only takes up half of his face. It's all smashed together. He looks a little downsy.
54 minutes ago, heso said:

He was getting his shoes polished this morning and said to the guy “Hey give me a little up top. I want to look sharp for this press conference.”

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This has to be so confusing for some people:

 

 

Oh shit even Carlson is turning the page?

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Oh shit even Carlson is turning the page?

 

And just a hunch, but Hannity will have a contrarian position at the 8 o'clock hour that will really leave 'em confused.

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i'm a little behind on the thread, but my favorite part of the press conference was when rudy quoted my cousin vinny, one of "his favorite law movies", and then identifies with the witness who couldn't see how many fingers he was holding up in the courtroom.  the witness that vinny proved was full of shit and needed new glasses, this is the side rudy is taking.  not vinny's side, who he liked because "he was from brooklyn" or whatever.

if tomorrow, he produces a photo and says, "this, here, this cracked the case, me in the shower, we did it" i will neither laugh nor cry.

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This has to be so confusing for some people:

Come on Tucker, you knew damn well that there is no evidence!

 

 

Fuck Tucker that race baiting chaos agent 

14 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

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Great fucking movie. 

And here's something I'll bet you mofos didn't know:  Beau Bridges played for Wooden at UCLA. 

2 hours ago, APMP said:
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
I wonder what their narrative will be when Trump steps down to get pardoned at some point in the next month. Did he just quit on all of them?

Didn't quit, didn't lie, cheat, or steal. Definitely didn't lose. Just ran out of time.

No wonder TexAgs loves Trump so much.

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