Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 10k
  • Views 644.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • The rumor is that Alito and Thomas voted first, and then there was a dump of 7 votes. Texas expert says there’s only a 0.0039% chance of this happening.

  • Fuck Kayleigh and her headache and all the other enabling babysitters. I hope she hasn’t had a night with more than three hours of sleep for this entire year. I hope he texts her and calls her at al

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    40 plus indictments, guilty pleas, convictions, prison sentences, and roughly a dozen fed cases borne of said investigation is slightly more than jack shit.

Posted Images

4 hours ago, Pablo said:

I'm ready! lets fucking go!

Pablo, honey?  Please come to Florida!

28 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This has to be so confusing for some people:

Okay, I'm very surprised because A) Donald Trump will see this and B) Donald Trump will probably get really pissed at Tucker.

However, I don't put this as some kind of "Tucker is coming to his senses."

This feels a lot more like an intervention of a concerned friend/beneficiary of Trump's - making it clear that he asked around Trump's campaign and nobody could provide the evidence she claims.  That screams out "Hey Donald, ole buddy, Sydney is not revealing her evidence to anybody around you, she's leading you on!"

image.thumb.png.ca322160fef041c345a9bd29a4436fe3.png

Good gravy he freaks me out!

He has too much face for his features!!!

It’s just not right!
37 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This has to be so confusing for some people:

 

 

My two favorite parts:

At around 0:50-  “Votes were taken from President Trump to President Biden”. Even she concedes!

At around 1:50-  “ We even do shows about UFOs, not cause we are CRAZY, but because there is lots of evidence the exist and everyone lies about it!”

39 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This has to be so confusing for some people:

 

 

Fucker is about the only guy in right-wing media who could state this and make an impact.  Perhaps this is moment this post-election Trump bullshit jumped the shark.  I'd like the believe so, but nutters gon' nut.

Just now, SizzleChest said:

Fucker is about the only guy in right-wing media who could state this and make an impact.  Perhaps this is moment this post-election Trump bullshit jumped the shark.  I'd like the believe so, but nutters gon' nut.

Need hannity and dobbs to turn as well, but all the true believers have already abandoned fnc for oann and newsmax anyway. 

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

Fucker is about the only guy in right-wing media who could state this and make an impact.  Perhaps this is moment this post-election Trump bullshit jumped the shark.  I'd like the believe so, but nutters gon' nut.

There's probably already a "fuck Tucker Carlson" thread on texags

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Need hannity and dobbs to turn as well, but all the true believers have already abandoned fnc for oann and newsmax anyway. 

Nah, those two guys use the cilia in Trump's colon as pillows.

44 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This has to be so confusing for some people:

 

 

Maybe that is her speaking style, but if I heard a colleague speaking with a breaking voice and that much emotion, I would think they were having a breakdown.

A few times in my career, I’ve seen people work too many hours and too close to a project. Several times people have been sent home and told not to come back for several days to get ahold of themselves. Even if just to get a solid 12 hours of sleep.

 

Rudy on Hannity now.  Looks like he's washed the dye out of what's left of his hair

Just now, SizzleChest said:

Fucker is about the only guy in right-wing media who could state this and make an impact.  Perhaps this is moment this post-election Trump bullshit jumped the shark.  I'd like the believe so, but nutters gon' nut.

In the end, preachers turned on the activities of the Salem witch trials.

Hannity is still 100% trumpkin.  He's not budging a bit. 

Can't believe y'all are watching Fox News. Good football game on.

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Rudy on Hannity now.  Looks like he's washed the dye out of what's left of his hair

Did he get the snot off that he wiped all over his mouth and face?  Gross bastard 

Fox News has to cover its bases right now. Its viewers will gravitate to whoever is telling them what they want to hear and they are increasingly at risk of that not being Fox News. So they have to cover the whole range from extreme skepticism and move into opposition party mode to full on ride or die Trumpism. 

Whatever flavor of bullshit you’re looking to eat, Fox News is serving it. 

You're gotdamn right.  Dude, when I realized that you only count the hits, and not the strikeouts, it was a lifechanging day for young Brisket. 
Swing away!

giphy.gif

Strike out so much- but they still call you ‘The Sultan’.
Nah, those two guys use the cilia in Trump's colon as floss

fify
48 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Pablo, honey?  Please come to Florida!

The fuck does Radiohead have to do with this?

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The fuck does Radiohead have to do with this?

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

1-32.  I had a similar success rate when it came to hitting on hot senior gals in my classes when I was a freshman at UT.

One difference, though....I don't care about the 32 whiffs, because that 1 win......she was awesome.  

tenor.gif?itemid=4805098

This also reminds me of my time at Texas, but it was the UCLA game...

i'm a little behind on the thread, but my favorite part of the press conference was when rudy quoted my cousin vinny, one of "his favorite law movies"

920bbbb20feb6e59e2d2b0686a4864cc.jpg

“They st-st-st-st-st-stole an elec-ca-ca-ca-tion...”
  • Popular Post
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Holy shit is that what he really looks like? HAHAHAHAHA, I had no idea. At first I thought this was photoshopped.

LfuckingOfuckingL

 

t2ju3y0yy4551.png

I overheard some people talking about it at the baseball field tonight trying to make the case that this was not a waste of time (I was walking past so this is all I got).

Man: It's not going to change the outcome but they are looking to see what they can find that needs to be fixed.

Woman: Yeah, they can't do anything about this year, but they can make it better in the future.

I overheard some people talking about it at the baseball field tonight trying to make the case that this was not a waste of time (I was walking past so this is all I got).
Man: It's not going to change the outcome but they are looking to see what they can find that needs to be fixed.
Woman: Yeah, they can't do anything about this year, but they can make it better in the future.

I have no problem with that concept. But what rational people understand that to mean and what Trumpkins believe it to mean are as far apart as Ivanka’s legs at a family reunion.
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This has to be so confusing for some people:

 

 

That is a remarkable takedown of Sidney Powell, shrouded in a bunch of conspiracy theory bullshit.

Astonishing, really.

33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The fuck does Radiohead have to do with this?

Uh, electioneering?

 

How many extra stitches did the Doc have to use on momma Kirk to close her up a bit? 

Quote

It is difficult to imagine a worse American President.

fify Mittens.

 

Fuck your words you gutless pussy. Accomplish something or jump off a cliff.
InsignificantBeneficialIslandwhistler-size_restricted.gif

This is fantastic

Baker Boys was an excellent movie. 

Sasse released a statement as well. Just need Collins to drop the hammer of concern

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This has to be so confusing for some people:

is sidney the bitch that promised the kraken?  i was promised a fucking kraken.

kraken-by-eronzki999-d41hxvv-fullview.jp

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


giphy.gif

Strike out so much- but they still call you ‘The Sultan’.

 

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The Party controls sufficient states so that The Party simply overturned the results of the election and installed The Party Leader into the presidency.  

100% of Republicans in this country would be perfectly fine with this.  

maybe many of them will admit it publicly.   but not a single one of them would speak out against it or lift a finger to stop it. 

Just now, Jack Straw said:

 

Edited by Jack Straw

21 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

is sidney the bitch that promised the kraken?  i was promised a fucking kraken.

kraken-by-eronzki999-d41hxvv-fullview.jp

Do you have any idea what it costs to rent a kraken for a few hours? 

is sidney the bitch that promised the kraken?  i was promised a fucking kraken.
kraken-by-eronzki999-d41hxvv-fullview.jpg

Bring it, bitch....my people have about 50 ways to cook and eat that sumbitch.
2 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Fucker is about the only guy in right-wing media who could state this and make an impact.  Perhaps this is moment this post-election Trump bullshit jumped the shark.  I'd like the believe so, but nutters gon' nut.

I'm telling you, this is all about Tucker doing an intervention with his pal Donnie.  Tucker is still 100% onboard the Trump train.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.