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14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Dear Kansas City Law dogs,

Does the third circuit appeals court even have to hear the case since it’s so bunk? Can they just deny? Or is this going to the SCOTUS no matter what?

They're going to have to grant an expedited schedule for it to be at all meaningful.  A lot of the case turns on their own recent decision(s).  The merits of the case (bad) will have a bit to do with whether they grant the expedited appeal.

Other than that, no, the appeal is of right.

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I love the smell of burning Rudy hair dye in the evening. 
 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I'll taking Reaping the Whirlwind for $200, Alex (RIP).

Nice to know that the GOPs likely won't survive the jaws of the hate engine they created and set lose on the rest of us.

“Jaws of the Hate Engine” is my new band name.  

43 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Extra smelly fart noises. Sorry about that. 
 

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

America needs to know these facts that we refuse to tell America or this lower court. 

45 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Same investigators he sent to Hawaii for the REAL Obama birth certificate?

We’ll be waiting a decade two weeks I guess 

 

3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Trumps America 

 

Good, this will be perfect for some little thing happening in Georgia in January (and not Robert E. Lee day).

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

America needs to know these facts that we refuse to tell America or this lower court. 

It’s over. It’s been fun though.

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol. “I still love you Dotard!  Don’t talk bad about me!!”

 

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

that's exactly what it was.  Fucking pussies are terrified of the fat orange fuck

That’s not how that read to me at all.
You lost here, just like you lost everywhere else. Time to say adios.  Here is a perfunctory eulogy to ease you on the way. 

I'll taking Reaping the Whirlwind for $200, Alex (RIP).
Nice to know that the GOPs likely won't survive the jaws of the hate engine they created and set lose on the rest of us.

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5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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13 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

meh. He's left better voicemails for J.D.

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

meh. He's left better voicemails for J.D.

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I get a Mooch vibe from her. Shows up outta nowhere and goes completely nuts for a few days and then...gone. 

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I don't have anything useful to add to the election thread other than to urge the New York Times, when printing Rudy Giuliani's obituary at his time of passing, please use the picture of the hair dye running down the side of his face. Not photos from his time as mayor of the indomitable NYC, nor during his time as a prosecutor, nor from his many rounds as interviewee in the media. Not even the photo from the Philadelphia press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

No, the last impression readers of the NYT should have of this man is the inescapable and visible  truth of his vanities succumbing to gravity due to the weight of his hubris.

On 11/20/2020 at 2:12 PM, Beau Vine said:

Hannity to Trump Elite Strike Force Legal Team?

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How much did we have to pay Canada to take the upper peninsula off our hands?

 

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

That’s not how that read to me at all.
You lost here, just like you lost everywhere else. Time to say adios.  Here is a perfunctory eulogy to ease you on the way. 

Yep. It takes some serious partisan blinders to read it the other way.

23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

meh. He's left better voicemails for J.D.

He has savaged JD and Booey harder.  I think he is nail on the head about this and we should follow suit.  Fuck around and find out.   Elections have consequences.  No mercy on the unqualified and that should be the new blood sport.  

On 11/20/2020 at 5:29 PM, slorch said:

I was wrong/ overly optimistic for hoping it might go differently. Granted,  it would have been grossly inconsistent for Trump.  The office means nothing to him beyond the power itself.  For a dude who thrives on calling people winners and losers, I hoped he might choose a more proper, honorable transition.  He’s just a fucking loser. 

 

Dude, all this, the entire shitshow, is exactly what hillary predicted 4 years ago.

 

Also, hope in one hand, shit in the other.

 

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Dude, all this, the entire shitshow, is exactly what hillary predicted 4 years ago.

 

Also, hope in one hand, shit in the other.

 

It's not like he hadn't mulled over running for president prior to 2016. Wasn't his first consideration in the late 80s? He's been primed for this for a long long time. Even TV Guide wrote a (somewhat) tongue-in-cheek article in 2015 long before he was the sole GOP candidate and they had him pegged pretty good, actually. I'm fond of Jonathan Chait's essay in The Intelligencer, though. That Trump is and always has been a Russian asset.

Link here: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/07/trump-putin-russia-collusion.html

Trump's connections with Russia certainly kept voters engaged and informed, thank goodness. 

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

“Jaws of the Hate Engine” is my new band name.  

Haha that really would be a great band name. 

Meanwhile, in Moscow:

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34 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Dude, all this, the entire shitshow, is exactly what hillary predicted 4 years ago.

But her emails.

Putin knows he is losing his best hope for a civil war in the United States. That is Putin's personal goal - according to US Cyber Command. The Russia investigation helped prepare Americans mentally for Trump's post-game demonstrations of irrationality. People have been relatively calm - a good thing for the Republic.

Putin knows he is losing his best hope for a civil war in the United States. That is Putin's personal goal - according to US Cyber Command. The Russia investigation helped prepare Americans mentally for Trump's post-game demonstrations of irrationality. People have been relatively calm - a good thing for the Republic.

Cool. We need to start killing Russians. Starting with Putin.
34 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

LOL they have no idea how Wikipedia works

 

These two dipshits literally have no clue.

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31 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

LOL they have no idea how Wikipedia works

 

this is the underlying problem with trump (and anyone who listens to him).  it's either genius or psychotic or a mix of both, but no credible person has ever said or done or decided anything against him.

if someone does something in his favor, then it's fair and honest and deserved.  but if anyone says anything to contradict him, go against him, decide against him, give a bad opinion of him, then they're a democrat, a rino, a never-trumper, they have an axe to grind, they have an agenda, and therefore, they are not credible and cannot be trusted.

brann is a lifelong conservative...but an obama appointee, so clearly, he has no credibility.  because that's how judges work in trumpworld.  you never ever lose when you're trump, because everyone is either with you or out to get you.  when one person does it, he's crazy, but when tens of millions believe it, it's dangerous.

he told lesley stahl his playbook years ago - spend all your time discrediting and insulting the media.  why?  so that whenever they print something you don't like, then it's easier to discredit them or say they have a personal grudge.

you guys think trump started this battle on november 4th?  he's been fighting it for decades.

On 11/19/2020 at 3:37 PM, TwiceHorn said:

That's more like the texags we know and love.

WTF is REEEEEE? The sound a sheep makes when an aggy shoves his dick in its butt?

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Cool. We need to start killing Russians. Starting with Putin.

Russian Oligarchs, a/k/a capitalist gangsters?  They most certainly require neutralization. Treasury can arrange for that. They are criminals - and Trump was trying to join the Club of Corruption so prevalent around the world in third world nations - and more and more in Western Democracies.

The nation has the pall of the moments before the Yugoslav civil war  - with polarization and self-identifying factions. May Trump's better angels prevail.

Russian Oligarchs, a/k/a capitalist gangsters?  They most certainly require neutralization. Treasury can arrange for that. They are criminals - and Trump was trying to join the Club of Corruption so prevalent around the world in third world nations - and more and more in Western Democracies.
The nation has the pall of the moments before the Yugoslav civil war  - with polarization and self-identifying factions. May Trump's better angels prevail.

He has no better angels. Think about what a completely selfish, narcissist sociopath would do - and that’s what he’ll do. Every single time. He has never deviated from that course. Never. Not even once.

And his enablers will support him.
1 hour ago, Superhero said:

The sound a sheep makes when an aggy shoves his dick in its butt?

animal husbandry - aggy style.

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Team Deep State weighed in:

 

Didn’t you refuse to vote against this absolute piece of shit?

7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Didn’t you refuse to vote against this absolute piece of shit?

I think you're mixing up posters. 

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

WTF is REEEEEE? The sound a sheep makes when an aggy shoves his dick in its butt?

Hey @Johnny Sack - do you want to take this one since you have posted this in the past?

29 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I think you're mixing up posters. 

I’m pretty over served at this point.  So apologies if necessary 

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