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Just now, honolulu horn said:

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20 minutes late.  It will be accepted as timely filed.  But they didn't make any friends at the courthouse by setting their own deadline and then blowing it.

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

“Trump fears Giuliani, other lawyers in Biden vote challenge are ‘fools that are making him look bad’”

If only there were some way to make that stop...

 

It was actually 3-0. The other R abstained. Wouldn't even throw his name into the ring one way or the other as if it would spare him some heartache, but I'm afraid all he has managed to do with that is piss off everyone.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Fun fact: Tony Meatballs is vegan.

Additional fun fact:  Joey Electric drives a diesel Volkswagen.

4 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

It was actually 3-0. The other R abstained. Wouldn't even throw his name into the ring one way or the other as if it would spare him some heartache, but I'm afraid all he has managed to do with that is piss off everyone.

Correct. 

 

8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Additional fun fact:  Joey Electric drives a diesel Volkswagen.

But his wife buys a lot of double A batteries. 

i watched the first 20 minutes and it was clear the entire thing was staged.  the abstaining pub said nothing at all and the dem who did all the talking was way too calm when the talking pub twice repeated they wanted to hear from speakers.  everyone was way too calm and there was zero emotion for their to have actually been any real subtext of conflict.

as everyone postulated, for the stupid magatts, they feigned appearance of "process" and "hearing", knowing all they could do was certify, or adjourn and return to certify.

theater for the sheeple.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Moral of the story, don't automatically try to escape a conversation with someone who says they're an "engineer" or even dismiss them from your jury.  Because he might be a cool (and highly educated) audio engineer with fun stories at lunch break about doing blow with the Scabs and Steve the Pirate from 'Dodgeball' who took your spot on jury duty.  

Doing blow with the Scabs is about the only way I'd be interested in doing blow. 

29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

20 minutes late.  It will be accepted as timely filed.  But they didn't make any friends at the courthouse by setting their own deadline and then blowing it.

So 4:20?

21 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

It was actually 3-0. The other R abstained. Wouldn't even throw his name into the ring one way or the other as if it would spare him some heartache, but I'm afraid all he has managed to do with that is piss off everyone.

Every R that can vote against or abstain, while still staying within the law, is doing so.  I’m sure the gop meetings where it’s discussed who has to vote correctly and who can vote partisan are spirited, unless some positions are entirely secure. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So 4:20?

Motherfucker.....it all makes sense now.  See, Trump is fulfilling a plan set in motion by George Washington......

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So the “legislatures appoint their own electors” plan is officially dead.  
 

The PA case actually pending before the Supreme Court only is about ballots mailed on time but arrived 3 days after Election Day, which were never counted. That “emergency” has been sitting for two weeks with no action. 
 

No other currently pending lawsuit has any prayer of changing the election results in one state, much less 3-4 states. 
 

So what are we doing here? Just grift on the way out?
 

I don’t but it’s about GA. Telling republicans in GA their votes don’t count won’t be a winning strategy. Especially where the senate candidates are attacking the republican governor and Secretary of State. They need regular republicans and not just Q Anon freaks. 

7 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Doing blow with the Scabs is about the only way I'd be interested in doing blow. 

How do you think their brass section, "The GrooveLine Horns" got their name?  It was like watching the three out-of-wedlock Hispanic sons of Karl Malden inhale all of Colombia between sets.  But alas, 'twas a simpler time in Austin.  

Don, Jr. would have fucking loved it.  

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

General Custer perhaps 

That's incredibly unfair to George Custer. 

28 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Correct. 

 

He should be fired..... immediately or after the Senate SEs.

 

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

General Custer perhaps 

I'm thinking more General Disarray, loyal side kick to Professor Chaos. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

How the fuck does Carl Chianese not get a nickname?

Sometimes it’s just too easy and you leave the name as is. 

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

So the “legislatures appoint their own electors” plan is officially dead.  
 

The PA case actually pending before the Supreme Court only is about ballots mailed on time but arrived 3 days after Election Day, which were never counted. That “emergency” has been sitting for two weeks with no action. 
 

No other currently pending lawsuit has any prayer of changing the election results in one state, much less 3-4 states. 
 

So what are we doing here? Just grift on the way out?
 

I don’t but it’s about GA. Telling republicans in GA their votes don’t count won’t be a winning strategy. Especially where the senate candidates are attacking the republican governor and Secretary of State. They need regular republicans and not just Q Anon freaks. 

We're just fucking things up more for Biden and amplifying the delusional grievances and rage of Trumpers. Same as before. 

Is anyone checking flightaware for signs that the Kraken will be released soon?

57 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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“Trump fears Giuliani, other lawyers in Biden vote challenge are ‘fools that are making him look bad’”

This is like the age old question/answer:

"Do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"No, your being fat makes your ass look fat."

52 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

It was actually 3-0. The other R abstained. Wouldn't even throw his name into the ring one way or the other as if it would spare him some heartache, but I'm afraid all he has managed to do with that is piss off everyone.

If you care to leave his family's business a google review: or yelp:https://www.yelp.com/biz/shinkles-flower-shop-temperance-2

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52 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

It was actually 3-0. The other R abstained. Wouldn't even throw his name into the ring one way or the other as if it would spare him some heartache, but I'm afraid all he has managed to do with that is piss off everyone.

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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

You know when an awesome time to apply for a TRO and temporary injunctive relief would have been?  When you filed the suit in the first place.

Oh, also, a TRO application etc. will typically include evidence, because you have to show that you're likely to win.

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I feel like we're hours from Rudy throwing out the Chewbacca defense. And he'll do it just like that. "I declare the Chewbacca defense!" As hair dye drips off his nose and lands on his cheeseburger grease stained tie.  

This is like the age old question/answer:
"Do these pants make my ass look fat?"
"No, your being fat makes your ass look fat."
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2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I feel like we're hours from Rudy throwing out the Chewbacca defense. And he'll do it just like that. "I declare the Chewbacca defense!" As hair dye drips off his nose and lands on his cheeseburger grease stained tie.  

I will not stand for you criticizing my choice of tie, good sir!

Oh and appellate courts don’t have the ability to take new evidence. They have to rely on the record of the case. 

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

There’s throwing shit against the wall, then there’s actually eating the shit, throwing it back up and hoping maybe a piece flies over and sticks to the wall.

This legal effort is such a fucking pathetic joke. 
 

Well at least the court systems still works well enough, even if a lot of judges now are republican assholes. They will just continue to do corporate America’s bidding which I guarantee you does not include some asshole like trump starting a civil war. 
 

All of you hysterics like brisket should simply ask yourself this question. Does corporate America want a civil war? If the answer is no,  it won’t happen. At least from all these right wing lunatics. 

5 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Trump has not figured out his just a tad late on the Rudy throw.

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Jesus, with friends like that. . .

8 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Trump has not figured out his just a tad late on the Rudy throw.

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wtf is happening in this gif?  is that attempted murder?

30 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

God Bannon is just a dumb drunk nihilist shitbag. Anyone who ever thought of him as a mastermind vastly overrated his intellect. 

Manafort was always the brains behind Trump’s 2016 run.  I’m convinced of this, mostly because Manafort was paid millions of dollars a year to be a Russian agent. 

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

This legal effort is such a fucking pathetic joke. 
 

Well at least the court systems still works well enough, even if a lot of judges now are republican assholes. They will just continue to do corporate America’s bidding which I guarantee you does not include some asshole like trump starting a civil war. 
 

All of you hysterics like brisket should simply ask yourself this question. Does corporate America want a civil war? If the answer is no,  it won’t happen. At least from all these right wing lunatics. 

That makes sense.  Except for the contrary piece of evidence -- the GOP thought it could supercharge its engine by injecting it with support of a bunch of wingnuts.   And.....it turns out that the wingnuts ended up taking over the party.  Corporate America may think they have the GOP under control.....but they too signed up for the "yeah, let's build the party base on fucking racism and nuttery, what could go wrong?" plan.  Thinking that you can create the monster and keep control of it is a classic mistake.

Update from Michigan:

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

Update from Michigan:

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would, would, would

 

Unless you have a vagina, Dana Nessel isn't going to be interested in you.  Just saying. 

14 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Trump has not figured out his just a tad late on the Rudy throw.

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Uh wtf bitch 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Unless you have a vagina, Dana Nessel isn't going to be interested in you.  Just saying. 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:


yeah yeah Book. I mean, you are correct - but not my point.

You could say greater than 60%. Same thing. Their brains demand more proof than that before they accept it as proven, and they will not follow the instructions that greater than 50...or 60....is enough.

Yeah, this is a better description of engineers.

In the law, if all the proof is shitty, you have to decide whose proof is less shitty.  Engineers just want to say it's all shitty and I can't make a decision on this shit.

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