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Wouldn’t know how to find where the fun began. But using El Paso, Colorado covid numbers to argue that El Paso, tx isn’t having a big problem is something that a trump lawyer might do. 

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1 hour ago, PsychMike said:

Meidas Touch added a UT student to its staff? Ok, cool.

 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wouldn’t know how to find where the fun began. But using El Paso, Colorado covid numbers to argue that El Paso, tx isn’t having a big problem is something that a trump lawyer might do. 

Ah, gotcha.  

I wouldn't blame any red-blooded man for wanting her on his staff.

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This dumb bitch, I just can’t with her anymore.

21 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

There is an El Paso county in CO.

El Paso in English means The Paso.

8 minutes ago, DigDug said:

This dumb bitch, I just can’t with her anymore.

She's just getting started.  As long as Twitter, Parler, OAN, Newsmax and the media are around, she's gonna be around.

And just you wait.  In 2024 she's gonna whore herself onto someone's Presidential campaign, where she will get even more camera time.

 

 

Just now, Gil Bang said:

 

....and diGenova should be charged with a crime, and a Bar complaint should absolutely be filed.  Enough.  Just....enough already.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

....and diGenova should be charged with a crime, and a Bar complaint should absolutely be filed.  Enough.  Just....enough already.

Trump has normalized death threats, unfortunately

5 minutes ago, pacman said:

Trump has normalized death threats, unfortunately

Not from members of the Bar, and not to me.  Fuck that shit.

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

....and diGenova should be charged with a crime, and a Bar complaint should absolutely be filed.  Enough.  Just....enough already.

Anyone a member of the DC bar? 

2 hours ago, lemonlime said:

So which one of you assholes filed this gem?

 

I predict that at some point, ol' Pete will file a Motion to Set the Record Straight.

9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Anyone a member of the DC bar? 

Not Giuliani, until he pays his dues. 

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I predict that at some point, ol' Pete will file a Motion to Set the Record Straight.

The best is still the Motion to Kiss my Ass:

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934 F.Supp. 1395 (1996)

Matthew WASHINGTON, Plaintiff,
v.
A.A. ALAIMO, Judge; Avant Edenfield, Chief Judge; Dudley H. Bowen, Jr., Judge; William T. Moore, Jr., Judge; W. Owens, Judge; James E. Graham, Magistrate Judge; C.W. Hicks, Jr., Magistrate Judge, Defendants.

Civil Action No. CV695-104.

United States District Court, S.D. Georgia, Statesboro Division.

May 17, 1996.

1396*1396 Matthew Washington, pro se.

No attorneys for defendants — parties never served with complaint or summons.

ORDER

WILLIAM T. MOORE, Jr., District Judge.

On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled "Motion to Kiss My Ass" (Doc. 107) in which he moved "all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you." This Court gave Plaintiff until April 25, 1996, to respond and specifically warned: "Failure to comply with this Order will result in dismissal of this case." Plaintiff has appealed the show-cause order to the United States Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit. As the April 5 Order was not a final order, Plaintiff's appeal is an interlocutory appeal and, as such, this Court retains jurisdiction over the parties and matters in this case. 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b). As of the date indicated below, Plaintiff has not responded to the show-cause order. Therefore, this Court DISMISSES WITH PREJUDICE the above-captioned case for Plaintiff's complete disregard of and noncompliance with an explicit court order. FED.R.Civ.P. 41(b); LOCAL RULE 41.1(b); see Goforth v. Owens, 766 F.2d 1533 (11th Cir. 1985) (holding that district court's power to dismiss action under Rule 41(b) for failure to obey court order is inherent aspect of its authority to enforce its orders). All outstanding motions are hereby rendered MOOT.

I mean, you don't get what you want if you don't ask for it.

2 hours ago, PsychMike said:

Meidas Touch added a UT student to its staff? Ok, cool.

 

 

 

One mutual (I’m 47)

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

People actually listen to those two chuckle fucks and think they are rational beings. Just astounding. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

People actually listen to those two chuckle fucks and think they are rational beings. Just astounding. 

Exactly.  Unbelievable.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

People actually listen to those two chuckle fucks and think they are rational beings. Just astounding. 


FOX News gives Lou an platform for his delusional rantings.

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

People actually listen to those two chuckle fucks and think they are rational beings. Just astounding. 

And scary as fuck

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


FOX News gives Lou an platform for his delusional rantings.

Fox Business.  He's too "out there" for Fox News.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Fox Business.  He's too "out there" for Fox News.

Good thing my BIL watches Fox Business 24/7 and works for the DOD. 

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I mean they fucking certified today. What does he think he’s blocking?

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean they fucking certified today. What does he think he’s blocking?

Wants to make Daddy Trump happy.

18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean they fucking certified today. What does he think he’s blocking?

I’m telling you, he’s fucking trolling and grifting at the same time. That’s the one talent that he has: believably lying.

45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Flynn's defense attorney, too?

46 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

How the fuck do you run that in good faith when you know the judge later rescinded the order because the plaintiffs sued the wrong party?  

 

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Cops come and try to snatch my crops  . . . .

These pigs want to blow my house down . . 

So are we in the phase where Trump says throw out everything and let the legislatures of the states decide? Didn't we settle that issue with our declaration in 1776 and that little civil war? Treacherous stuff.

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B. Arnold on the left, the devil in the middle, and Jeff Davis on the right (he wore a dress to escape) Traitors.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Like clockwork 

 

The retweets are cool as well:

 

She's on fire:

 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

The retweets are cool as well:

 

She's on fire:

 

 

 

 

Coincidentally, that nice student there looks like Mr. Marxes wife when she was young.  I’m sure Richard is enjoying those videos.

31 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

That.  Is.  Awesome.

Probably 50 left on read texts too

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

The best is still the Motion to Kiss my Ass:

I mean, you don't get what you want if you don't ask for it.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Only the best people 

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

this is about voter fraud and electoral fraud!  wait, what?  thrown out?

ok, hmm.  this is no longer about voter fraud and electoral fraud!

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Well I’m sure this will end well. 

14 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Fucking nuts

7 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Fucking nuts

Someone wanna @fbi that or something?

23 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Fucking nuts

Powell and Wood really need a mental health evaluation by the respective bars.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Powell and Wood really need a mental health evaluation by the respective bars.

 

It's both sad and utterly amazing that people who fairly recently were considered stable, respectable and professional have completely lost all sense of  reality.  I just don't get it.

These people changed for Trump, of all people.  Trump.

 

 

 

There must be a yet undiscovered gene that about 43% of the country has that makes them easily swayed by con-men and cults.

I sure as fuck don't get why people would die for Trump of all people. 

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