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I swear to god if I ever see Flynn I'll set him on fire just so I can NOT piss on him.

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dear NSA spooks, I'm kidding. jeez.

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    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    40 plus indictments, guilty pleas, convictions, prison sentences, and roughly a dozen fed cases borne of said investigation is slightly more than jack shit.

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4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

What is he doing with his face? And why is he dressed like The Penguin?
 

 


It’s actually hilarious watching these rotted brain troglodytes go after Barr.

 

i'm guessing jeff dunham is behind this puppet.

6 hours ago, bluto said:


No, the Cowboys runningback

Alabama running back, please.

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And then the city/county/state takes their badge and paycheck, and they are in a world of shit.  They can't pay their bills with MAGA hats. 

Look at how much they lose their shit when they lose their job or are suspending for harming/murdering an innocent person.  Have them go rogue, which probably means instant firing.  They'll either come crawling back, or pray that the internet is on and they can get a GoFundMe going.

Plus, they hate challenges to their authoritah.  Once one of those militias declare themselves to be in charge, the cops get to roll out the MRAP.

Anyone taking up arms to support a civil war is likely an ideologue.  They think by supporting the "right" side, they will come out of this on the other end with an award of some kind from Trump and company.  You cant apply rational thinking to irrational people.  

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m so disgusted this criminal crazy person received a pardon. He should be under the jail.
 

And these muthafukkas have the temerity to suggest that Hugo Chavez controls Dominion and thus the vote.

While advocating straight-up Hugo Chavez (or name your preferred South/Central American dictator) shit.

Also, citing to the 12th Amendment concerning operation of elections or the electoral college broadly is constitutionally ignorant.

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27 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And these muthafukkas have the temerity to suggest that Hugo Chavez controls Dominion and thus the vote.

While advocating straight-up Hugo Chavez (or name your preferred South/Central American dictator) shit.

Every accusation...

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Very serious allegations from this guy. I hope the fbi investigates and determines what happened. 

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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"Local men claim alien abduction as reason for missing their shift at video game store" 

There, that's 1,000 percent more believable than those two losers witnessing election irregularities. 


Also, citing to the 12th Amendment concerning operation of elections or the electoral college broadly is constitutionally ignorant.

...but...but....my freedoms!
8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


...but...but....my freedoms!

To cast my vote for a Vice Presidential candidate, by God.  And not just a Presidential runner-up!

I did catch that there apparently was a Van Orden affidavit filed with Powell's Wisconsin shit show, but I blew past the captions and parties and missed that he was an actual plaintiff.

Now we're getting somewhere that gets to sanctions and bar discipline.  And all the other slop and shit.

One thing, too, is these lawsuits are so highly repetitive that I think a lot of the issues have been established against the plaintiffs.  Some lawyers would keep up with that and avoid repeating them, but not Powell.

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10 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I hope I see him drowning in a pool of pee so I can pee on him.

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10 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

From Bama Chick's link above (thanks) -   This human speaks the truth. 

"Enemies of Democracy" barely even stings anymore when your constituency rewards bad behavior. Cue the grinning tubby yokels in the 'I'd rather be a dead Russian than live Democrat' shirts. The rot is so deep, being an Enemy of Trump is a much more undesirable label to them.

 

11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m so disgusted this criminal crazy person received a pardon. He should be under the jail.
 

wasn't this dude at least pretending to be contrite? guess that was all window dressing to try and get a better sentence.

Sydney Powell and Lin Wood presser in 20 mins.

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7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Sydney Powell and Lin Wood presser in 20 mins.

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24 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Sydney Powell and Lin Wood presser in 20 mins.

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These fuckers need to just go away.  Every time they talk is a terrorist attack on a functioning democracy.  They're fucking poison.

28 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Sydney Powell and Lin Wood presser in 20 mins.

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Why would anyone show up?

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why would anyone show up?

For the lulz.

Scary.  Lin Wood reminds me EXACTLY of Clayton Townley from Mississippi Burning leading a klan rally.

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link for those who want the lulz

 

Logged into the YouTube stream, the comments are all about squashing big tech because their stream sucks. Irony is dead. 

Is it normal for attorneys to roll their freshly pardoned clients into their current grifts?

1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Is it normal for attorneys to roll their freshly pardoned clients into their current grifts?

Is this America?  Is it 2020?  Then yes, it's the new normal.

5 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Logged into the YouTube stream, the comments are all about squashing big tech because their stream sucks. Irony is dead. 

The comments are mindblowing

JFC, lemmings doesn't even begin to describe this shit.  You can get these rubes to chant lock him/her up over anything.  

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The comments are mindblowing

Ok, had to laugh at this one.  Someone thought this was super clever.  

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BOOM KRAKENLAKEN

 

I don't see how y'all can listen to this insane shit.  Just knowing it EXISTS drives me mad.

I've heard her use the coin flip analogy before.  Why does she keep equating votes to randomness?  If you go to a predominantly red or blue city or county, the numbers will be wildly skewed one way or the other. 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't see how y'all can listen to this insane shit.  Just knowing it EXISTS drives me mad.

It is incredible.  Notice that you can get a highlight on your comment if you donate money.  So the longer they talk the more they make.   But she has absolutely nothing new to shed light on.  

This is beautiful 

 

Just now, Sbbruin said:

It is incredible.  Notice that you can get a highlight on your comment if you donate money.  So the longer they talk the more they make.   But she has absolutely nothing new to shed light on.  

Few things smell worse than a week-old dead kraken.

Even I wouldn't eat that.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

This is beautiful 

I will never grow tired of watching all these frogs get scorpion stung.

So now all the evidence is being gathered to submit to the DoJ?  

 

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Just now, BrickHorn said:

I will never grow tired of watching all these frogs get scorpion stung.

It really is insane.  Kemp was, and remains, a Trump fellater of the highest order.  It is central to his political identity.  And because, well, I guess because he's unwilling to just say "nevermind all of those votes, I declare that Trump wins" or something like that, he's a heretic to be burned at the stake.

Just now, TXSG8R said:

So now all the evidence is being gathered to submit to the DoJ?  

 

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Didn't Barr just say that it is more of a matter for civil courts to deal with?

 

Lin Wood missed his calling as a megachurch preacher.  

Is Lin Wood trying to position himself for a run?

At what point is this sedition?  This is off the rails, they're requesting that the election basically be disregarded on no evidence, and demanding that people go to jail.  This is dangerous stuff, and I think we're approaching criminal conduct.  

These people need to go back to 1L because they don’t even what evidence is

 

Wow, 

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Lin Wood just did it again, and said that unless Purdue, Loeffler and Kemp support a special special session to send different electors to vote for Trump, people should not vote for them on January 5th, and now he's whipping the crowd up against Kemp and Raffensberger. 
I am 100% convinced this is the Trump team pushing this. 

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9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Lin Wood doubled down and said if Perdue and Loeffler don't demand that Kemp call a special session, to not vote for them.  They really may drive enough R voters away from voting that may give both seats to the Dems.  

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Wow, 

Lin Wood just did it again, and said that unless Purdue, Loeffler and Kemp support a special special session to send different electors to vote for Trump people should not vote for them on January 5th.  

So...let them speak?

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