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4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Lol 

 

Despite the raw sewage emanating from his cock holster, I think this means some diminished credibility for the whole scheme.

Even though he's a caricature of whatever he once was, he carries more gravitas and credibility than, say, Jenna Ellis.  Sidney's back on the team!!

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Just now, Gatorubet said:

 

Is farting an early sign of Covid?

Then I need to go get tested.

It’s not like he’s been all over the place, maskless, in the past week. And it’s not like this site didn’t call it from his coughing and profuse sweating. 

3 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

I found it odd that the tweet conveniently leaves off the source.  I googled it and Zachary Stieber and this article are from the Epoch Times, a far-right fringe media network that apparently spreads QAnon theories and was the second largest funder of pro-Trump Facebook advertising.

This must be very serious and we should all be very afraid if the Epoch Times is reporting it.  

 

.....wait, no, we shouldn't.

Calling Epoch Times a far-right media network is missing a good part of the story. 

Epoch Times is the associated with Fulan Gong, a religious movement which has been persecuted by the Chinese government.  It was started by a Fulan Gong adherent, and is basically the anti-Chicom Chinese paper.  Do you remember those Iraqi dissidents who manipulated the US government into invading Iraq?  Well, it's like that, only with a little bit of cultish doomsday appeal thrown in for good measure.  

This NBC article is interesting.  

 

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The small New York-based nonprofit news outlet has spent more than $1.5 million on about 11,000 pro-Trump advertisements in the last six months, according to data from Facebook’s advertising archive — more than any organization outside of the Trump campaign itself, and more than most Democratic presidential candidates have spent on their own campaigns.

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Behind the scenes, the media outlet’s ownership and operation is closely tied to Falun Gong, a Chinese spiritual community with the stated goal of taking down China’s government.

It’s that motivation that helped drive the organization toward Trump, according to interviews with former Epoch Times staffers, a move that has been both lucrative and beneficial for its message.

Former practitioners of Falun Gong told NBC News that believers think the world is headed toward a judgment day, where those labeled “communists” will be sent to a kind of hell, and those sympathetic to the spiritual community will be spared. Trump is viewed as a key ally in the anti-communist fight, former Epoch Times employees said.

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Before 2016, The Epoch Times generally stayed out of U.S. politics, unless they dovetailed with Chinese interests. The publication’s recent ad strategy, coupled with a broader campaign to embrace social media and conservative U.S. politics — Trump in particular — has doubled The Epoch Times’ revenue, according to the organization’s tax filings, and pushed it to greater prominence in the broader conservative media world.

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In April, at the height of its ad spending, videos from the Epoch Media Group, which includes The Epoch Times and digital video outlet New Tang Dynasty, or NTD, combined for around 3 billion views on Facebook, YouTube and Twitter, ranking 11th among all video creators across platforms and outranking every other traditional news publisher, according to data from the social media analytics company Tubular.

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In 1999, after thousands of Li’s followers gathered in front of President Jiang Zemin’s compound to quietly protest the arrest of several Falun Gong members, authorities in China banned Falun Gong, closing teaching centers and arresting Falun Gong organizers and practitioners who refused to give up the practice. Human rights groups have reported some adherents being tortured and killed while in custody.

The crackdown elicited condemnation from Western countries, and attracted a new pool of followers in the United States, for whom China and communism were common adversaries.

"The persecution itself elevated Li’s status and brought tremendous media attention,” Ming said.

It has also invited scrutiny of the spiritual leader’s more unconventional ideas. Among them, Li has railed against what he called the wickedness of homosexuality, feminism and popular music while holding that he is a god-like figure who can levitate and walk through walls.

Li has also taught that sickness is a symptom of evil that can only be truly cured with meditation and devotion, and that aliens from undiscovered dimensions have invaded the minds and bodies of humans, bringing corruption and inventions such as computers and airplanes. The Chinese government has used these controversial teachings to label Falun Gong a cult. Falun Gong has denied the government's characterization.

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One such show is "Edge of Wonder," a verified YouTube channel that releases new NTD-produced videos twice every week and now has more than 33 million views. In addition to claims that alien abductions are real and the drug epidemic was engineered by the “deep state,” the channel pushes the QAnon conspiracy theory, which falsely posits that the same “Spygate” cabal is a front for a global pedophile ring being taken down by Trump.

One QAnon video, titled “#QANON - 7 facts the MEDIA (MSM) Won’t Admit” has almost 1 million views on YouTube. Other videos in the channel’s QAnon playlist, which include videos about 9/11 conspiracy theories and one titled “13 BLOODLINES & their Diabolical End Game,” gained hundreds of thousands of views each.

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Yeah he was inside multiple “hearings” coughing a bunch. He’s probably had it since that dumb Hugo Chavez press conference where his son got infected. He’s been spreading it everywhere. 

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:


They had those in the late 70s. The Jewish frat was full of New Yorkers wearing Nik-Nik shirts.

But i think you are right about the zippered pants. That is more 80s.

Zippered pants combined with short haircut means we’ve got to be at least in the early 80s here. Old lady is just still wearing her 70s gear. 

 

Is farting an early sign of Covid?

Then I need to go get tested.

I’m as good as dead.
1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Do your job, coronavirus. 

One time with these people 

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 


I’m as good as dead.

 

So is my dog!

Rudy: "I still get my 20 G's a day though, right?"

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Rudy: "I still get my 20 G's a day though, right?"

Trump:  still 90 day net though, right?

22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Lol 

 

 

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

One time with these people 

Fuck no. Conspiracy theorists are insufferable and deranged enough as is. If this dude drops dead on the precipice of "uncovering the stolen election" this shit will never end. 

58 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

Is farting an early sign of Covid?

Everyone who smelled that fart breathed in COVID.

Maybe he meant veterinarian 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

You can still pos rep his posts to resurrect him. 

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And if he could he’s prove this fraud and get Trump another round 

oh ruuuuuuuuudy

dont take covid to town

And if he could he’s prove this fraud and get Trump another round 
oh ruuuuuuuuudy
dont take covid to town

The wants and hair color needs of a man your age, Rudy I realize.

And it won’t be long I’ve heard them say, state indictments coming down.

Oh Rudy. “1-45” is such an awful sound.
2 hours ago, immamac said:

You can still pos rep his posts to resurrect him. 

So, like building our own undead pet?

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5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

So, like building our own undead pet?

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We should be so lucky...

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

Is farting an early sign of Covid?

God, I hope not.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

So, like building our own undead pet?

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I think Frank here is more likeable than Ttom. 

I think Frank here is more likeable than Ttom. 

Frankenstein is the doctor...the monster doesn’t have a name.
11 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


Frankenstein is the doctor...the monster doesn’t have a name.

But the brain came from Abby someone 


They will trickle through, those who endorsed treason and had better hope that “lists of those who are actively advocating treasonous behavior” aren’t being kept by both sides because this is MUCH larger than you are allowing yourself to admit. Because you can’t.

If this is allowed out, a whole bunch of you are going to fucking jail.....for real.

I would ask you to realize what you put the country through for years while you attempted to illegally spy on and ultimately remove a duly elected President.


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C’est fini. Au revoir, Ttom. Au revoir.

You know what they say, the larger the conspiracy appears to be, the more likely it is true. 

42 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


Frankenstein is the doctor...the monster doesn’t have a name.

He was adopted. 

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


Frankenstein is the doctor...the monster doesn’t have a name.

 

52 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

But the brain came from Abby someone 

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I like lawyers that don’t get the China virus 

6 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

 

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AB Positive or AB Negative?  I can't remember.

On 12/3/2020 at 7:42 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Worth noting that the original charge was obscenity reduced to disorderly conduct with a second count of using a computer to commit a crime, which would seem to be obscenity/disorderly conduct.

Probably not a hacking offense, as Michigan has the usual unauthorized use of computer crime.  Obscenity means distributing material that depicts sexual activity in a patently offensive way.

Seems like maybe sending teh noodz, and nasty ones, at that.  Mellissa is a naughty girl.

This thread moves fast, so maybe it's already been addressed, but TwiceHorn's guess is correct. She sent sex videos to her boyfriend's ex-wife.  She is a naughty girl. 

 

classy

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Police reports obtained by Deadline Detroit reveal obscenity and computer crime charges filed against the 33-year-old Grosse Pointe Woods mom stem from a harassment campaign she waged against a 42-year-old woman in 2018 and 2019. Earlier Friday, the Wayne County Prosecutor's Office said Carone pleaded the initial charges down to disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor.

Her boyfriend's ex-wife, Jessica, called Southgate police about Carone multiple times between November 2018 and September 2019, initially after receiving three videos from an unknown email address showing Carone and her ex having sex. Carone's last name was then Wright.

 

Vids aren't showing up

AB Positive or AB Negative?  I can't remember.

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Vids aren't showing up for free

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Good analysis, particularly that last bit.  While this is most certainly another resounding L for Trumpco, the case is technically not over.

A motion to dismiss would probably kill it dead.

The question is, would that be two Ls according to Elias?  I think it should be.

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