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    40 plus indictments, guilty pleas, convictions, prison sentences, and roughly a dozen fed cases borne of said investigation is slightly more than jack shit.

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14 minutes ago, DigDug said:

 

 

Sit down bitch 

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What was that little cunt's name on LHOTP?  She was such a little bitch.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

What was that little cunt's name on LHOTP?  She was such a little bitch.

Nelly

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Oh, like Paxton could be bothered to come up with something original.  You people don’t understand how much time grifting of the people takes. It’s damn hard work and he can’t be bothered by losers like you all.  Haters all of you.  

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Nelly

Yeah, Laura smacked a bitch.  Good for her.  Fuck that Nelly bitch.

Nellie Oleson. 

Also the answer you get if you ask my youngest daughter who the meanest person in the history of the world is.

55 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

I don’t get why trumpers think SCOTUS will just roll over and give him anything he wants. 

All of them know their decisions will be dissected for a very long time. They also don’t want their names mentioned in the same breath with Joseph McCarthy, J Edgar Hoover and Nixon. I know trump doesn’t care about this but when Cruz and that lot start thinking about this I hope they reverse course. As a guy who always voted Republican before 2016 I plan on actually doing volunteer work for Democrat candidates to get these cancers out of Texas as soon as possible. From a guy that can’t be bothered to do any civics work ever.  

SCOTUS Justices will be around long after Trump is gone next month.

Cruz is only angling for the MAGA base, nothing more or less - he thinks the way is clear for 2024.  He knows he can't win against SCOTUS, but it gives him rep points for the red hat crowd.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

SCOTUS Justices will be around long after Trump is gone next month.

Cruz is only angling for the MAGA base, nothing more or less - he thinks the way is clear for 2024.  He knows he can't win against SCOTUS, but it gives him rep points for the red hat crowd.

Well yeah. We all know Cruz’s motives. My hope is when all Trumps dirty deals are starting to be exposed after he leaves office it “may” make a few dumbasses see the light. I will be 1st to admit when the Bill Cosby stuff happened I was like “no way”. After about the 5th or 6th I was damn, how stupid am I. 

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Apparently, Louisiana and Alabama are trying to join in on the Texas filing. Which on its face is hilarious and predictable that two of the dumbest states would pile on, but you know ESPN is just itching to award Trump the Presidency once enough SEC states join.

Come on, Mississippi. Don't be a pussy.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Shit a good number of people on this board have thought that.

I was one of them, but you and the other brilliant legal minds patiently went through case by case in this thread and allowed for dumb and repetitive questions without so much as a sigh, so thanks for laying it out in a plain and concise manner. It's been quite a stroll through the legal system and at almost 100 pages, you all ought to start billing the rest of us. Wait, never mind about that last bit.

5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Come on, Mississippi. Don't be a pussy.

Florida, WYA

51 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah, Laura smacked a bitch.  Good for her.  Fuck that Nelly bitch.

They're actually good friends irl to this day and don't ask me how I know.

Can’t wait for TTom to wake up in a day or two and learns his gal Amy Coney Barrett, the ultimate insurance policy, had zero interest overthrowing democracy after all the faith he put in her. Should be delightful television. 

51 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Nellie Oleson. 

Also the answer you get if you ask my youngest daughter who the meanest person in the history of the world is.

That answer is Dwight Clark...

#10yearoldme

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can’t wait for TTom to wake up in a day or two and learns his gal Amy Coney Barrett, the ultimate insurance policy, had zero interest overthrowing democracy after all the faith he put in her. Should be delightful television. 

You will see him on a show that films ems crews helping those who are stroking out..

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can’t wait for TTom to wake up in a day or two and learns his gal Amy Coney Barrett, the ultimate insurance policy, had zero interest overthrowing democracy after all the faith he put in her. Should be delightful television. 

honestly there's a good chance we don't hear from him ever again

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

That answer is Dwight Clark...

#10yearoldme

Bud Adams

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

That answer is Dwight Clark...

#10yearoldme

Goddamit.  You had to make me all pissed off again you sorry mfer.  

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

honestly there's a good chance we don't hear from him ever again

He’ll go the way of tjhooker 

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

honestly there's a good chance we don't hear from him ever again

I’ll take the under. He’s sick. Well get to see the next step in his descent into madness up close and personal. At this point I don’t think anyone here would be surprised that he’s got a Steve buscemi people to kill list that he’s writing out in lipstick. 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He’ll go the way of tjhooker 

 

13 minutes ago, slorch said:

That answer is Dwight Clark...

#10yearoldme

Thus began an irrational lifelong hatred of coastal elites.

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He’ll go the way of tjhooker 

I wish that was so. However having a friend from high school that made bad decisions after bad decisions the later in life it became the worst it became. I finally had to block him. I heard from his brother he finally went to mental illness specialist and he got diagnosed as bi-polar. I saw many days of manic behavior that now explains much of his behavior. Toms behavior late at night makes me think this is the case. He doesn’t care about issue, just that he gets to argue. I almost sent him a pm saying to take a nap. 
 

Whoops.  Meant ttom.  

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1 minute ago, Shaddie said:

I wish that was so. However having a friend from high school that made bad decisions after bad decisions the later in life it became the worst it became. I finally had to block him. I heard from his brother he finally went to mental illness specialist and he got diagnosed as bi-polar. I saw many days of manic behavior that now explains much of his behavior. Toms behavior late at night makes me think this is the case. He doesn’t care about issue, just that he gets to argue. I almost sent him a pm saying to take a nap. 

It is also possible that TTom is a dry drunk.  He's been struggling with alcoholism for a while and seemed to refuse to accept AA.

An alcoholic can get sober, but if he doesn't adjust his ways of thinking and dealing with the world, sobriety can be worse than drinking.  AA is one way of doing that, there are some others, but they all require getting honest with yourself and coming to grips with things in your past, among other difficult personal work.

30 minutes ago, slorch said:

That answer is Dwight Clark...

#10yearoldme

Thanks a lot, asshole.  Guess I'll be starting therapy  again. 

14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

TTOM is currently in purgatory https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/forum/38-purgatory/

he is also going back and repping his own posts, I guess in an attempt to get out?

This is possible? 
my rep points will be going large any minute now.  Or I will see what’s on HBO.  Decisions decisions.  

32 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Ok, that's weird. 

That notice of appeal is defective because it does not specify the court of appeals to which the appeal is taken.

The clerk of the court must have filled in the Federal Circuit by accident or default.

Also nice mixture of fonts.  JFC.

Unfortunately, they have 30 days to file a notice of appeal, so there's plenty of time to fix this.

Stefanie looks like a roaring hell pig,

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Where do they fucking find these people?

 

Edited by TwiceHorn

also more +rep for @Chooky for fucking excellent millers crossings

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can’t wait for TTom to wake up in a day or two and learns his gal Amy Coney Barrett, the ultimate insurance policy, had zero interest overthrowing democracy after all the faith he put in her. Should be delightful television. 

You think TTard has been asleep? He hasn't slept in a week.  He is on a meth fueled bender that won't stop until his sponsor steps in.

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There have been so many dismissals and new cases, and more dismissals. It’s hard to know how many cases are still left, if any in each state. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ok, that's weird. 

That notice of appeal is defective because it does not specify the court of appeals to which the appeal is taken.

The clerk of the court must have filled in the Federal Circuit by accident or default.

Also nice mixture of fonts.  JFC.

Unfortunately, they have 30 days to file a notice of appeal, so there's plenty of time to fix this.

Stefanie looks like a roaring hell pig,

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Where do they fucking find these people?

 

Well, she certainly answers the question..."What if toes could become lawyers?"  

 

Yes. If you start from the presumption that everyone votes for the exact same party they did in 2016. If you assume that, then it’s impossible for Biden to gain votes. Therefore, he cheated. QED.
10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I’d sure like to see the methodology at work behind that claim. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’d sure like to see the methodology at work behind that claim. 

I’m sure she’s got some paper stacks she can wave around.

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Up against the wall.....Redneck Mother.

When you ain’t got nothing......you got nothing to lose.....per Bob Dylan!

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

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Is there another lawyer pose? I can only recall one other on a billboard in Louisiana- guy smiling with 2 fists full of dollars under the heading CRASH CASH!

She only know "quadrillion to the fourth power" because that's the number of lies Trump has told since being elected. 

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