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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]

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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Mensa playing 8D chess, you fools! He has them just where he wants them. 

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Money should never play a meaningful down. But we'll see him next series. And the one after that. 

Wow, they reversed that.  Cheap but maybe technically correct.  At least Reggie Bush's stayed a lateral.

Hey uh...Herman...where’s a scholarship slot receiver? Fucking moron. Why the fuck is jake smith not in?

Was that a tipped pass?  Have to hope so because that was awful.

Why the fuck does he keep playing this walk-on over guys like Marcus Washington 

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Imagine that.  It’s almost like playing Kai Money is a bad idea.  

I wonder why Saban doesn’t have 5’8” 160 pound guys from the business school out on the field for Bama?

he doesn't give scholarships to pussies?

Wychecian geometry goes the Horns way. 
 

stolen from Dennis Miller. 

@Newy25 you defend qbs that pass like that just bc they “bleed orange”? 

Sam is playing horrible football. NO pressure, terrible pass to a guy who was never going to get the first down. 

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

God forbid we get the ball to J. Moore (where is he?), Wiley, or Bijan.  Let's make sure Epps and some shitty walkon get some play.

Z is/has been a wasteland. Even Duvernay couldn't manage more than like 500 yds there. Idk if it's an offense thing or a Sam thing. But it's a thing

Why is TH yelling when no one cares about him.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I think Dixon is sitting out there season 

Dixon played against Baylor. He had 2 catches for 3 yards.

Just now, Houston20 said:

Why the fuck does he keep playing this walk-on over guys like Marcus Washington 

Because nobody will expect the pass to Money or Marcus Washington to transfer in the offseason.  

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Here comes a punt block

 

its gonna happen.  they are getting close and Buj isn't paying any attention.  He is very slow to kick.

What is this? High School fucking football. Herman ALWAYS plays down to his competition. It's the oldest coaching malady in the world. No fucking killer instinct. He's been kissing too many of his players. They're not scared of him. He doesn't recognize or reward excellence.

Can someone lie and say Herman has the Rona ans lock him away from this team 

I guess carrying the coaching staff on his back for so long has finally taken its toll on Sam.

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Hey uh...Herman...where’s a scholarship slot receiver? Fucking moron. Why the fuck is jake smith not in?

He just ran a 15yd route. He's gassed

Critical drive extending third down penalties...easy missed TD throws, and of course the obligatory delay of game on special teams of all things. 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Dixon played against Baylor. He had 2 catches for 3 yards.

Oh shit. Appreciate the correction. I thought I remembered they said he was sitting out. 

I want to bang Roman Claire.

::cough::greek::cough::

Presser gonna sound like... We play 11am games that don't end in our favor

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