Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

7 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

CNN must think everyone who watches their channel is a bunch of blue haired folks who can’t work an iPad or iPhone with internet access.

Predict it odds have overwhelmingly swung in favor of dems. Just sit back, watch the blue votes come in, and laugh at king / blitzer acting totally shocked.

Or freak out your not so smart friends and start calling it, all matter of factly.  They'll think you're a wizard...or just much smarter than they are. 

  • Replies 1.9k
  • Views 97.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

I appreciate all of the replies and I get it, guys. I’m more shocked and exasperated that CNN and MSNBC are taking this severe a tact. It’s unbelievable. I’m not saying call the races but shit call it down the middle at least. 

I don’t think they’re necessarily doing it with nefarious intent.

I think they’re PETRIFIED of getting it wrong and bending over backwards to seem “unbiased”. It’s dumb and counterproductive but I get it.

The 2000 election scarred the various Decision Desks and the current bullshittery coming from Republicans is obviously playing a role here.
1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Just transferred the water bill back into my cousin’s name at her apartment in ATL, and departed my flight back to Dallas, how are we looking?

curb your enthusiasm GIF

Just now, 'stache said:

Dry January is a bitch right now. And my medical marijuana card hasn’t arrived yet.

there's always tomorrow to restart, that's my thinking, lol

2021's victims include Tom Herman, Kelly Loeffler, and Mitch McConnell. Fuckwithable. 

hawley is on fox saying congress needs to #dosomething about election integrity.

now he's talking about antifa.

The Simpsons Beer GIF

DeKalb is just fucking around with MoscowMitch at this point, hahahaha

The small government Republican wants the federal government to pass election laws?

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Another one

 

The Longhorn knows. 

14 minutes ago, Mole said:

When do we officially turn communist? I have some tee shirt designs to sell.

Those designs belong to the government now, comrade. 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

The small government Republican wants the federal government to pass state election laws?

yep.

So this asshole was just running around the state and potentially spreading covid OR he claims to have been exposed so he doesn't have to face the loss. Fucking snowflake.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

The small government Republican wants the federal government to pass election laws?

Not only that, but you can bet your ass that small government Republican legislators from various states will be looking at the Federal government to pass laws so they can get this shit taken care of.

 

  • Popular Post
5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dry January is a bitch right now. And my medical marijuana card hasn’t arrived yet.

 

881D4090-F9D0-4BFF-8BBF-0D4862C6C1C8.jpeg

  • Popular Post
4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

hawley is on fox saying congress needs to #dosomething about election integrity.

now he's talking about antifa.

The Simpsons Beer GIF

He shouldn't worry.  We'll be passing the John Lewis Voting Rights Act forthwith.

Somewhere, Breyer is praying he gets to retire in 2021 and be replaced by a 40 year old liberal judge 

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Another one

 

murica GIF

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Or freak out your not so smart friends and start calling it, all matter of factly.  They'll think you're a wizard...or just much smarter than they are. 

Yeah I’m sure the republicans that think it’s theirs will graciously accept it when the dems blow by them late tonight. 

Alright fellas, getting drunk myself and celebrating my state somehow became this important to the country after I moved back home from Austin. I miss Texas every day honestly though.

Hey Mitch,

 

 

I'm no Democrat, but I can remember when it was a Democrat in the White House and in both chambers of Congress...1993-1995 and it was an awful communist nightmare.  And then again from 2009-2011 when it was again, a Socialist Washout of Terror!   Am I the only one who remembers when they sent us all out to the work camps to farm and run the machines back in the cities?  It was terrible!  Actually 2011 was pretty shitty in my dayjob, but I'll let it slide.  I look forward to the 3 branches of government fucking with one another and leaving me the fuck alone for once in all aspects of life.  These are the days!  You guys wanna make some long distance phone calls?  

Stacy Adams GOTV algorithm should the normative model for Texas...so long as a Tejano is running the operation.

Texting my friend and telling him it's over. He sends me a screenshot of the current vote count disagreeing with me.

For fucks sake, it's like people haven't learned how votes are counted.

24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

surely the GOP is relying on a box of ballots found down in the Chattahoochee River to prove fraud.  I mean, there was that whole song about it & everything! 

BN-XW624_noonan_GR_20180315195651.jpg

Just now, Kyrie Eleison said:

Stacy Adams GOTV algorithm should the normative model for Texas...so long as a Tejano is running the operation.

This deserves further discussion

 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah I’m sure the republicans that think it’s theirs will graciously accept it when the dems blow by them late tonight. 

Their anger and tears fuel me.  Let's make them cry like the bitches they are.  

1 minute ago, thepop said:

Texting my friend and telling him it's over. He sends me a screenshot of the current vote count disagreeing with me.

For fucks sake, it's like people haven't learned how votes are counted.

The way the count the votes is intentional. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

If this is real, are we....am I???

Are we doing party at Pancho’s?

Raise the flag!

Time to pour one!! 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

If this is real, are we....am I???

Are we doing party at Pancho’s?

Raise the flag!

Edited by Pato del Muerto
Just edged out

12 minutes ago, Pablo said:

DeKalb is just fucking around with MoscowMitch at this point, hahahaha

I mean, all we need is for Atlanta to maintain a lead. 

DeKalb’s imminent 170k vote drop should seal it. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

If this is real, are we....am I???

Are we doing party at Pancho’s?

Are We Doing This GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Stacy Adams GOTV algorithm should the normative model for Texas...so long as a Tejano is running the operation.

Georgia 2020 and Texas 2018 vs 2020 should make it abundantly clear that milquetoast blue dog candidates are not the route for Democrats in the more dynamic areas of the south - NC, GA, and TX. You have to piece together black voters, latino voters, young voters, educated/suburban voters. MJ Hegar types don't do that.

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

If this is real, are we....am I???

Are we doing party at Pancho’s?

Fuck yeah. Raise that flag, bitches. 

the-little-flag-you-raise.jpg

Edited by BrickHorn

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.