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48 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's already on the thread, spambi. Fuck.

He needs to hit his quota of 30 posts/day. 

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I've been evaluating him and I've determined he's a good runner.

With 6 1/2 minutes left Bijan had 107 rushing and 38 receiving yards.  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

And helped up the guy who made the tackle. 

And then helped his tackler up. 
 

I also dig the analyst commentary:  woooo

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Someone on broadcast has a hot mic. When Bijan tried to bounce a run outside and got tackled for a loss you could hear someone yell “goddammit, this isn’t Texas”. Just now, after a play same guy could be heard yelling: you fucking kidding me?

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Is 6.5 yards per carry along with 48 yards on 4 catches good?

Why not let Bijan gain a half yard to set up a walk-off FG? They let GB have 57 seconds (but GB sucks so it worked out)

Is this good for a rookie RB in his second NFL game?

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^^^^^ Good stuff. Bijan is a cheat code. 

8 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

^^^^^ Good stuff. Bijan is a cheat code. 

Who knew??

Everyone I see this thread bump my absolute seething hatred for Tom Herman grows more wings. 

Edited by The Ace of Aces

Bijan is SPECIAL!

Dirty Birds, from doormat the previous couple seasons, to playoff contenders after week 2!

Hook’em!!!

Everyone I see this thread bump my absolute seething hatred for Tom Herman grows more wings. 

Not me. Cause if the fuck head had used him more, Herman may still be at Texas.

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May I suggest some of these for Bijan.

CHIEF

8 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I've been evaluating him and I've determined he's a good runner.

Definitely never draft a RB in the Top 10.  Turrible move by the Falcons.  Kid will never be worth what you could have gotten with a WR or a DT/DE.  /NFLknowitalls

Kid already looks like Barry Sanders out there.  Gonna really enjoy watching him obliterate NFL defenses every week.

Its fucking crazy. Its like that dude said......couple of weeks into his career, and everyone already knows he is one of the baddest mfers in the league. Every time he touches the ball, I halfway expect him to house it. That  announcer had a damn orgasm on that clip above...."oooooooo"

It is still extremely early in his career, but through 2 games he is averaging just over 6 YPC rushing. This would, if continued, break the previous record for NFL RBs held by some dude name J Charles 🤘

33 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Definitely never draft a RB in the Top 10.  Turrible move by the Falcons.  Kid will never be worth what you could have gotten with a WR or a DT/DE.  /NFLknowitalls

Kid already looks like Barry Sanders out there.  Gonna really enjoy watching him obliterate NFL defenses every week.

Barry had a lot of highlight reel runs, but also a lot of negative yardage plays.

Bijan doesn't have negative yardage plays.

Just sucks the NFL values running backs so little now that he won't get a decent second contract. 


Not me. Cause if the fuck head had used him more, Herman may still be at Texas.

JK knows.
1 minute ago, Deej said:

Just sucks the NFL values running backs so little now that he won't get a decent second contract. 

His best case scenario I think is he gets a similar contract to his rookie one with more guaranteed. By the time that happens that would make him somewhere in the top 5 highest paid. Quite a few contracts in the top 5 are about to come off the board between now and Bijans next contract window

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just sucks the NFL values running backs so little now that he won't get a decent second contract. 

He’ll just have to put a little mustard on his rookie deal and give them no choice. 

It is still extremely early in his career, but through 2 games he is averaging just over 6 YPC rushing. This would, if continued, break the previous record for NFL RBs held by some dude name J Charles [emoji869]

I’m sure they expected 5+ ypc out of him with good hands.

They are winning with this pick at what they are paying him for a rookie contract.
22 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It is still extremely early in his career, but through 2 games he is averaging just over 6 YPC rushing. This would, if continued, break the previous record for NFL RBs held by some dude name J Charles 🤘

Sadly, Tyjae Spears is averaging 6.9 YPC through his first 2 games, so that puts Bijan at second all time. And Breece Hall is at 6.3+ through nine career games. So Bijan is down to 3rd. Difficult to imagine all of these trends don't continue.

Definitely never draft a RB in the Top 10.  Turrible move by the Falcons.  Kid will never be worth what you could have gotten with a WR or a DT/DE.  /NFLknowitalls
Kid already looks like Barry Sanders out there.  Gonna really enjoy watching him obliterate NFL defenses every week.

Barry Sanders ran for 2600 yards and 37 TDs his Heisman year. Relatively speaking, Mike Gundy was the best QB he ever played with. Wayne Fontes was his NFL coach. We can only pretend Barry Sanders isnt the best RB ever.

I’ll accept a Marshall Faulk comp but Bijan’s gotta ways to go.

Mind you, Falcons made the right choice drafting Bijan. He’s awesome.
50 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just sucks the NFL values running backs so little now that he won't get a decent second contract. 

Isn’t he the second highest paid rb ?

 

Going to Atlanta in November and just changed my flight so I could go see Bijan vs. Vikings. 

16 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Wayne Fontes was his NFL coach.

And Arthur Smith is Bijan's.

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

His best case scenario I think is he gets a similar contract to his rookie one with more guaranteed. By the time that happens that would make him somewhere in the top 5 highest paid. Quite a few contracts in the top 5 are about to come off the board between now and Bijans next contract window


4 years away 

7 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Barry Sanders ran for 2600 yards and 37 TDs his Heisman year. Relatively speaking, Mike Gundy was the best QB he ever played with. Wayne Fontes was his NFL coach. We can only pretend Barry Sanders isnt the best RB ever.

I’ll accept a Marshall Faulk comp but Bijan’s gotta ways to go.

Mind you, Falcons made the right choice drafting Bijan. He’s awesome.

There’s this kid from Tyler TX you should learn about.

You can see how much his teammates love him too. His OL practically run down the field to help helium up after each run. It’s just amazing how many players he makes miss in such tight spaces. Good players are completely whiffing on him. It’s ridiculous.

There’s this kid from Tyler TX you should learn about.

Shadeur Sanders?

Not that we'd ever see anyone other than a QB win the MVP in this universe. But the media always loves to throw in a couple of non-QB names into the convo. With a couple of monster Bijan games, he could be thrown in that discussion with players like Parsons, Justin Jefferson, etc as guys who are clearly the best player on their team and who get a little MVP love.

18 hours ago, Lhorn said:

And helped up the guy who made the tackle. 

 

18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And then helped his tackler up. 
 

I also dig the analyst commentary:  woooo

After racking the dude. Haha.

Owww my balls!!!

13 hours ago, fhetw said:

Watching Darnell Savage in this video is incredible. On the first play, Bijan ducks his hit and Savage lays into his own guy, and then struts around. The rest of the video Savage is flying around either missing tackles and hitting the wrong guy. 

2 hours ago, Hate said:

You can see how much his teammates love him too. His OL practically run down the field to help helium up after each run. It’s just amazing how many players he makes miss in such tight spaces. Good players are completely whiffing on him. It’s ridiculous.

If he has helium, then he probably doesn't need help up. Plus, I can see why he might have an extra something in his step.

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