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Neither are his fantasy team owners.

 

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Just now, DougO said:

Neither are his fantasy team owners.

 

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You play fantasy football and purposely and unnecessarily inject emotion and money into all of these games, you get what you ask for. 
 

one nfl team disappointing me is sufficient. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You play fantasy football and purposely and unnecessarily inject emotion and money into all of these games, you get what you ask for. 
 

one nfl team disappointing me is sufficient. 

Texans are off today so I needed someone to disappoint me on a Sunday 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Texans are off today so I needed someone to disappoint me on a Sunday 

Cowboys are off too, but I think the rangers might just occupy that space today. 

Bijan appears to have gotten a 3-yard carry late in the 4th quarter.

Championship...

 

Bijan and I have yet another thing in common.

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Well… that will probably cost me my fantasy game.  The hell… aren’t they supposed to disclose injuries/illness prior to the game? 

1 hour ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

He’s in the doghouse. Behavior issues with the coaches. Issues in the locker room with a lot of the other players this week.

 

Low snap count for disciplinary issues.

"God damn it Bijan! If you rescue one more fucking orphan..."

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You play fantasy football and purposely and unnecessarily inject emotion and money into all of these games, you get what you ask for. 
 

one nfl team disappointing me is sufficient. 

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4 hours ago, DougO said:

Neither are his fantasy team owners.

 

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I was wondering about this. Falcons may be in trouble.

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I was wondering about this. Falcons may be in trouble.

Yep, Vegas don’t play dat 

19 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I was wondering about this. Falcons may be in trouble.

Maybe he woke up with a rumbly tummy after a spirited game of bridge the night before where he had some questionable crab dip. 

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Maybe he woke up with a rumbly tummy after a spirited game of bridge the night before where he had some questionable crab dip. 

they are still required to disclose that prior to the game.

31 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I was wondering about this. Falcons may be in trouble.

NFL bans people for betting, threatens team for upsetting people who are betting, because the NFL promotes and profits from betting.

 

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Falcons get a TO and get 1st and goal from the 2. they’ve lined up for four plays since then. Bijan has been on the sideline for all four plays.

 

arthur smith needs to get into a 120 mph head-on collision with jeff fisher.

Falcons get a TO and get 1st and goal from the 2. they’ve lined up for four plays since then. Bijan has been on the sideline for all four plays.
 
arthur smith needs to get into a 120 mph head-on collision with jeff fisher.

Has he pissed someone off? This makes no sense.
On 10/23/2023 at 3:08 PM, The Dog said:

they are still required to disclose that prior to the game.

B Robinson- questionable, crab dip

10 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

Arthur smith needs to get into a 120 mph head-on collision with jeff fisher.

Head to head? They'd both walk away unharmed. 

Then you repeat the experiment until successful.

I hope Smith sides with the Coach and they trade him.  He needs to be out of Atlanta.  I was worried something was up in the first game when the other rb had way more touches than he did.

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some were saying he wasn't played much because of the fumble but he got a lot of touches after that so it's definitely not ball security. 

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5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

some were saying he wasn't played much because of the fumble but he got a lot of touches after that so it's definitely not ball security. 

He isn’t getting touches because the HC is dumber than Helobious.

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Let's not forget that Arthur Smith uses Kyle Pitts like he's Geoff Swaim

 

9 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Let's not forget that Arthur Smith uses Kyle Pitts like he's Geoff Swaim

 

The guy is a billionaire. He's just out there doing whatever the fuck he wants and that appears to be trolling the entire Falcons fanbase. I'm not sure what they did to him earlier in his life, but he appears to really fucking hate those people.

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

some were saying he wasn't played much because of the fumble but he got a lot of touches after that so it's definitely not ball security. 

bijan sat for a long time after the fumble while allgeier got heavy work. arthur smith is a dumb cunt.

So I assume he didn't want to draft Bijan?  Shit is bizarre as he's better in every measurable way.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

So I assume he didn't want to draft Bijan?  Shit is bizarre as he's better in every measurable way.

It makes no sense. Like Smith is sandbagging on purpose.  

Don't say it's because of Bijan's couple of fumbles - Ridder has the exact same # of fumbles as Bijan (2), but Smith lets Ridder go wild (when he's healthy).

31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It makes no sense. Like Smith is sandbagging on purpose.  

Don't say it's because of Bijan's couple of fumbles - Ridder has the exact same # of fumbles as Bijan (2), but Smith lets Ridder go wild (when he's healthy).

Ridder is healthy but got benched. He was a turnover machine. 6 picks 2 fumbles in 7.5 games.

1 minute ago, Covri said:

Ridder is healthy but got benched. He was a turnover machine. 6 picks 2 fumbles in 7.5 games.

He needs to stay benched and Art needs to rely on his top 10 draft pick to help the backup. 

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

so he views Bijan as a decoy????

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Apparently he thinks his best player on the sidelines opens things up as well. 

He's a moron. He's the worst type of coach. He believes his little scheme or whatever it is he runs is the secret to success and it doesn't matter which player is in the system as long as the play is run correctly. It's a very arrogant coaching style that always fails.

 

Jonnu Smith getting goal line carries over Bijan. Never using Kyle Pitts. The guy is a fucking buffoon.

9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Apparently he thinks his best player on the sidelines opens things up as well. 

Oh he graduate summa cum dumbass from the Greg Davis School of Offense

so he views Bijan as a decoy????
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Maybe Smith thinks he’s the new Ted Lasso of the NFL?
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