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I saw a 3D '70s-era porn there. Weren't sure what to expect...but it was just standard 3D shit like a mug of beer being sent down the bar.

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4 hours ago, AnotherLawyer said:

I saw a 3D '70s-era porn there. Weren't sure what to expect...but it was just standard 3D shit like a mug of beer being sent down the bar.

 

34 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


The Disco Dolls in Hot Skin

Yep. They ran it after boogie nights came out.  
 

I think there was a bow staff fight at one point (yes a real one) that they utilized for the 3d. 

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26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

Yep. They ran it after boogie nights came out.  
 

I think there was a bow staff fight at one point (yes a real one) that they utilized for the 3d. 

I remember now...that and a bowling ball was one of the other ones.

13 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

Nice looking shoes, withe the exception of the horrid color combination.

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Ugly AF, but not due to color selection, Air Max 97s are just ugly ass shoes 

Traded to the Broncos? 

 

We all saw Bijan's attempt at drawing the Falcon logo.  Did anyone think a shoe design would be any different?  Good thing he is good great at football.

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14 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Nice looking shoes, withe the exception of the horrid color combination.

 

14 hours ago, Nope said:

Ugly AF, but not due to color selection, Air Max 97s are just ugly ass shoes 

You’re both right.  It’s an ugly ass shoe with a terrible color combination. 
Bijan rules but I doubt he had any real input into shoes otherwise they’d be a masterpiece.  

Those shoes should come with a warning for epileptics.

with the shoes seemingly having an arizona theme to them i am assuming that bijan had a say in the design.

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lol. man it is going to be so much fun to watch bijan next season. even though raheem morris is a defensive guy and and an uninspiring hire, he’s also not vain and stupid enough to not realize that he has a generational playmaker who can single-handedly win games for him simply by giving more than a few sporadic touches and otherwise being used a super sexy decoy. it’s safe to say that the days of jonnu smith end around on 2nd and goal are over.

Kirk Cousins is the best at the football business than anyone. He’s earned $231,000,000 before this 4 year deal which will likely be another $160-200mil. Falcons going to be good. I like Raheem as a coach.

Kirk Cousins is the best at the football business than anyone. He’s earned $231,000,000 before this 4 year deal which will likely be another $160-200mil. Falcons going to be good. I like Raheem as a coach.

Cousins also got this deal at 36 coming off an Achilles. Thats a concern.
5 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:


Cousins also got this deal at 36 coming off an Achilles. Thats a concern.

He's just a 1 or 2 year mercenary.  He'll be fine.

28 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

He's just a 1 or 2 year mercenary.  He'll be fine.

It's a four-year deal with a $50 million signing bonus and $90 million guaranteed over the first two years. So, you might be right about the two-year part, but the Falcons PAID to get him.

there was a bidding war for him so he was gonna get paid. seems like a good deal for both sides.

big time qb upgrade for the falcons.  good move to make in a very winnable division.  


Cousins also got this deal at 36 coming off an Achilles. Thats a concern.

The Achilles thing is the only reason I’m not bummed.

He’s a hell of a passer. But he’s also a statue that can’t move, and that’s when he was younger. Time to move on, 45 per for him and his 1 total playoff win wasn’t worth it
2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

In what world do the Ravens ever let Lamar walk?  If Lamar didn't make a deal he was getting tagged.  And we don't know what all Blank and Co. tried or didn't to get Lamar.  

The egregious stuff was them trying to land The Massage Rapist and pissing Ryan off so he bails.  

Cousins will have a better O-line in Atlanta than he ever had in Minnesota.  He'll have London, Pitts, and Bijan.  Plus, I imagine they grab another receiver for him as well.  He'll be fine and the Falcons will make the playoffs.  The Vikings are the ones in trouble.  They have no one at QB now.  And they're drafting 11th.  So either you take a Nix or a Penix 2nd tier guy with issues, or you trade away your entire franchise to move up to 2 or 3.

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3 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

big time qb upgrade for the falcons.  good move to make in a very winnable division.  

 

 

Bijan is just different.  

Jerrick is an elite athlete, and will be fantastic, but the smoothness of Bijan's movements is just next level.

Who’s the back up qb ?

no way cousin’s is playing 17 games 

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Hell yeah we making the playoffs boyz 

On 3/13/2024 at 1:13 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Who’s the back up qb ?

no way cousin’s is playing 17 games 

cousin's????

On 2/4/2024 at 10:43 PM, shadow_operative said:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

Fuck yeah Bijan. What a great human being we get to have representing our city. 

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Dov Kleiman on top of it, imo.

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3 hours ago, Machinator said:

New mustard flavors

 

I still have three unopened bottles of the first batch… mustard ages like wine right? 

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I still have three unopened bottles of the first batch… mustard ages like wine right? 

Mustard is made from seeds and grapes have seeds so obviously yes. 

As a known Cowboys fan at work, I’ll be wearing my Bijan T-Shirt/jersey to work the Friday prior to the NFL season. We usually do that each new season.

I really respect/love me some Bijan! Please stay healthy this year! Hook’em always!

Hook’em!!!

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