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1 hour ago, immamac said:

God damnit I cannot believe Tom Herman sat this guy for a year. What a fucking idiot. 

I always assumed some of that was to let him recover from the whole “scorpion” against tech.

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2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

I always assumed some of that was to let him recover from the whole “scorpion” against tech.

One of the freakiest things I have ever seen on football field

20 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

shit, his current coaches have games where they barely give him the ball (see weeks 1 and 3 of this current season).

edit - even today he only had 5 carries in the second half.

Look man, continuing to repeat plays and use players that are producing is counter productive. It can lead to far too much success and ultimately higher salaries for players. 

Don't do it!

-Jerrah

so good to see Penix getting it done. he throws such a beautiful rope for mid to long balls (too soon, I know). that should really push defenses back a bit if he can get consistent with it and get a rapport with their main targets. 

Bijan is such a freak. He is Barkley 2.0.

bijan moves like eric metcalf and peter warrick despite the fact that he’s got 40-45 lbs on them. he’s an absolute freak athlete, and just a born running back. 

Bijan now has 3 100+ receiving yards in his career.  Since he entered the league in 2023 all the other RBs in the NFL combined only have 4.

The only active RBs with more 100+ receiving yard games are CMC and Kamara.  They both have 5 apiece.  Both of those guys entered the league in 2017.

The record for most 100+ receiving yard games by a RB is 8, by both Marshall Faulk and Timmy Brown.  Faulk played for 12 seasons and Brown played for 10.

On 9/28/2025 at 4:26 PM, immamac said:

God damnit I cannot believe Tom Herman sat this guy for a year. What a fucking idiot. 

It’s good he preserved his legs and body

Early in his rig 12 career we all watched him almost die getting flipped then hit strait in his back and contorted horribly. 
no call btw 

meanwhile we blow up a WR screen against ou and they throw the guy out of the game

Bijan is better than Barkley he just plays for a shitty team. 
 

he should hold out or not do a franchise tag or whatever he needs to do to get off this shitty ass team


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make it happen

1 hour ago, SpiralOut said:

Bijan now has 3 100+ receiving yards in his career.  Since he entered the league in 2023 all the other RBs in the NFL combined only have 4.

The only active RBs with more 100+ receiving yard games are CMC and Kamara.  They both have 5 apiece.  Both of those guys entered the league in 2017.

The record for most 100+ receiving yard games by a RB is 8, by both Marshall Faulk and Timmy Brown.  Faulk played for 12 seasons and Brown played for 10.

apropos of nothing, i slipped a disc in my back maybe five weeks ago, and the er put me on fentanyl, toradol, and some other stuff, and after i got home i spent a hot minute posted in my recliner just staring at your avatar up close. so that was nice.

45 minutes ago, Derka said:

apropos of nothing, i slipped a disc in my back maybe five weeks ago, and the er put me on fentanyl, toradol, and some other stuff, and after i got home i spent a hot minute posted in my recliner just staring at your avatar up close. so that was nice.

I’ve wasted countless hours staring at TexasMan’s avatar. 
 

It’s the confidence she displays in knowing that she will never be outgunned. 

Bijan currently leading the NFL in scrimmage yards at 584, ahead of Nacua (555), McCaffrey (530) and Jonathan Taylor (527).

Only 2TDs though, hopefully he can find the end zone more as he continues kicking ass.

Nice highlight reel of his day on Sunday. The TD run weaving though traffic shows what elite contact balance he has.

 

18 hours ago, Zeus said:

It’s good he preserved his legs and body

Early in his rig 12 career we all watched him almost die getting flipped then hit strait in his back and contorted horribly. 
no call btw 

meanwhile we blow up a WR screen against ou and they throw the guy out of the game

Just thinking about the visuals of that play makes me want to rush over to the chiropractor.

On 9/28/2025 at 7:43 PM, tokamak said:

One of the freakiest things I have ever seen on football field

I still have no idea how his spine is still intact after that. I was for sure he was done. Nope. Dude pops back up and is ready for more. Absolute freak of nature. 

@Zeus that’d be amazing. We need him. The offense would be incredible. 
I agree, when he hit the ground, I thought he was for sure out for the game if not his career. His jump cuts are…something to see. I just hope he continues to impress. Was happy he was on the tv for once. Can’t believe he got caught on the wheel route. Also wish he was on my fantasy team. Should be the top pick the next 5 years. 

On 9/28/2025 at 2:26 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

No one gives a fuck about anyone’s fantasy bullshit.

you don't want to hear about me and Molly Ringwald and Phoebe Cates?

On 9/29/2025 at 6:52 PM, Derka said:

 

 

Has anybody ever seen this motherfucker NOT smiling?   He's the happiest cat on the planet.  

On 9/30/2025 at 3:25 PM, Duane Moore said:

Nice highlight reel of his day on Sunday. The TD run weaving though traffic shows what elite contact balance he has.

 

Somebody needs to show that second play to Sark. It's a "pirouette pitch". Sark is gonna love that play. I frankly can't believe he didn't think of it first.

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Bijan needs to get the fuck out of Atlanta....

Just now, dcar00 said:

Bijan needs to get the fuck out of Atlanta....

as long as he doesn’t end up in pittsburgh.

 

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19 carries, 171 yards, TD

6 catches, 68 yards

17 broken ankles 

not a bad night 

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Bijan at 823 yards is currently on pace for 2,795 yards from scrimmage, which would absolutely shatter the record of 2,506.

He needs 130 yards per game going forward to break the record by the end of the season. At his current pace of 164 yards per game, he would break it in 11 more games.

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The dude’s made of sizzling bacon grease and nonstick Teflon the way tacklers slide off him. Jeezus. 

2 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

Bijan at 823 yards is currently on pace for 2,795 yards from scrimmage, which would absolutely shatter the record of 2,506.

He needs 130 yards per game going forward to break the record by the end of the season. At his current pace of 164 yards per game, he would break it in 11 more games.

I'm getting 2,798 for what Bijan is on pace for.

I can't find single season yscm/g as a kept stat but CJ2K had 156.8 in 2009. So if Bijan plays all 17 he would need 2,663 to best that. 

I don't see either of those numbers happening but he could have an outside chance at 2,506.

4 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

just went and checked the stats from when art smith was in charge of bijan’s touches. he had 272 touches in 17 games, good for a whopping 16 touches per game (four touches per quarter). 12 of 17 games he had 14 or fewer carries. arthur smith is a fucking moron.

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I had the first pick in fantasy football and chose Chase. I chose poorly.
 

I saw something Twitter this week that showed his long td against the bills with this camera view. It asked if Bijan was the only player that needed it or got it
5 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I saw something Twitter this week that showed his long td against the bills with this camera view. It asked if Bijan was the only player that needed it or got it

Mercedes-Benz is one of the few stadiums that has such a camera, that's why.

6 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I saw something Twitter this week that showed his long td against the bills with this camera view. It asked if Bijan was the only player that needed it or got it

God sends them to Sportscenter from his hard drive. He and Bijan are tight. 

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