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20 hours ago, texifornia said:

Well damn, if the case is closed, then that's it I guess

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I still remember reading some ag claim back in like 2002 that B12 coaches unanimously would rather have Derek Farmer than Cedric Benson. 

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8 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I still remember reading some ag claim back in like 2002 that B12 coaches unanimously would rather have Derek Farmer than Cedric Benson. 

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Or Reggie McNeal > Vince

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9 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

As an old man that collected or helped my younger brother collect cards, let me say that this is lit fam.  🔥💯

On 2/2/2021 at 3:15 PM, LTtxfan said:

 

I smell BOYCOTT!!!

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On 2/2/2021 at 3:15 PM, LTtxfan said:

 

Advantage the premiere SEC school in the state of Texas.

Tank is a pretty ok name for a running back. 

8 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Tank is a pretty ok name for a running back. 

There was a running back from Marlin in the mid 2000s named Tank Smith, kid was a beast!

 

Marlin had some sick talent thinking about it back in those days especially for a small school.

 

Had a WR that went to Missouri, 2 DBs that went to Arkansas.

 

Crazy they got boat raced by Atlanta in the state title game.

 

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scrimmage run.

 

There was a running back from Marlin in the mid 2000s named Tank Smith, kid was a beast!
 
Marlin had some sick talent thinking about it back in those days especially for a small school.
 
Had a WR that went to Missouri, 2 DBs that went to Arkansas.
 
Crazy they got boat raced by Atlanta in the state title game.
 
I think they had around 15 yards total offense in that state final game.
12 hours ago, SDG said:

scrimmage run.

 

 

But Archane ... Furk

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On 1/31/2021 at 7:57 PM, jw4381 said:

Does Case Closed mean the same as nuff said?

Stan Lee says nooooo

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On 2/1/2021 at 10:50 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

Or Reggie McNeal > Vince

LOL. Yep. I remember that stupid fucking shit.

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Love it, if true. However...it also sounds a bit like the very beginning of an aggy spirit Penthouse letter. To be truly equivalent, though, it would need three or four more long paragraphs culminating in Bijan happening across a  group of servicemen and women lowering Old Glory, whereupon he stands at perfect attention, hand over his heart, and when the flag has been put to rest for the evening, Bijan begins to sing The Eyes of Texas in a perfect soprano like young Christian Bale in Empire of the Sun...badda-badda everyone who witnessed this became Longhorn fans for life forsaking all others. THE END

Seems believable to me. Everything we’ve heard about him is that he’s great person. His only bad habit seems to be breaking other people’s ankles and driving their face into the turf with stiff arms. I can overlook those things. 

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Man he’s got a lot of hype and highlights from a pretty small number of games played and carries. With the right play calling and team around him, he’s gonna rip the Big XII a new asshole. 

Can we call DKR “Mr Robinson’s Neighborhood” for a while (see Eddie Murphy for the youngins)? 

 

13 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Man he’s got a lot of hype and highlights from a pretty small number of games played and carries. With the right play calling and team around him, he’s gonna rip the Big XII a new asshole. 

Can we call DKR “Mr Robinson’s Neighborhood” for a while (see Eddie Murphy for the youngins)? 

Yep. Seems like a significant effort has been undertaken by Sark to highlight Bijan early on and signal to us that he understands what he has in Bijan ... unlike that other dipshit who's moved on.

Good times ahead, imho.

On 5/23/2021 at 9:04 PM, Lhorn said:

Man he’s got a lot of hype and highlights from a pretty small number of games played and carries. With the right play calling and team around him, he’s gonna rip the Big XII a new asshole. 

Can we call DKR “Mr Robinson’s Neighborhood” for a while (see Eddie Murphy for the youngins)? 

 

I just realized it's still DKR stadium - just ECRW field. I thought it all changed lol.

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1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Is that ron franklin?

Did he also drink from the wrong cup?

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

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3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

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11 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Hmmmm...second team, huh?  M'kay.

Second team huh? Smells of sheep and dried jizz on the committee

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i guess they can turn down anything they want, but it would be cool to pay opposing teams' players to do humiliating shit.

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