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6 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


I am not googling to find out what those last two things are.

Good choice, particularly do not google the third at work. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

FIF accuracy.

I accept your friendly amendment. 

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5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Tell me more about #milfsforTrump2020

Asking for a friend.

 

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1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

TexAgs is a blast.

And that was before the Urban Meyer talk.

CNN just interviewed some magats that jumped to Parler and asked them why.  It was pretty much, "well, twitter won't let us say whatever we want!"  

One woman said she was suspended by twitter for posting Proud Boys stuff and she didn't understand why.

One guy said it wasn't as fun because he couldn't mess with the libs.

These are the worst people.

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Guess Parler and I have something in common now. 

Porn sites are targeting Parler.  Based on their audience, I would think that the smart money would be on marketing interracial cuck porn, because if there's one thing we know about the top consumer of that product, it's racists who constantly rant about being "alpha males" and post shit about "betas and soy boys."  It's from the Great Book of "every accusation is a confession."

I ain't judging anyone's porn proclivities, by the way -- just their hypocrisy.  

40 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

CNN just interviewed some magats that jumped to Parler and asked them why.  It was pretty much, "well, twitter won't let us say whatever we want!"  

One woman said she was suspended by twitter for posting Proud Boys stuff and she didn't understand why.

One guy said it wasn't as fun because he couldn't mess with the libs.

These are the worst people.

I either saw that or a similar story. my favorite was a guy complaining about being in "Twitter jail." When the reporter asked him why he was in Twitter jail or what can lead to that, his only reply was "pass." I imagine he didn't want to admit that he threatened someone. Even he would know that could play poorly on a news story.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Porn sites are targeting Parler.  Based on their audience, I would think that the smart money would be on marketing interracial cuck porn, because if there's one thing we know about the top consumer of that product, it's racists who constantly rant about being "alpha males" and post shit about "betas and soy boys."  It's from the Great Book of "every accusation is a confession."

I ain't judging anyone's porn proclivities, by the way -- just their hypocrisy.  

Don't forget incest.

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Porn sites are targeting Parler.  Based on their audience, I would think that the smart money would be on marketing interracial cuck porn, because if there's one thing we know about the top consumer of that product, it's racists who constantly rant about being "alpha males" and post shit about "betas and soy boys."  It's from the Great Book of "every accusation is a confession."

I ain't judging anyone's porn proclivities, by the way -- just their hypocrisy.  

GDit, Man, can I just enjoy muh porn w/out feeling judged? 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

CNN just interviewed some magats that jumped to Parler and asked them why.  It was pretty much, "well, twitter won't let us say whatever we want!"  

One woman said she was suspended by twitter for posting Proud Boys stuff and she didn't understand why.

One guy said it wasn't as fun because he couldn't mess with the libs.

These are the worst people.

Such chickenshit that he wants to “mess with the libs” on a platform that is devoid of libs. He wants a circle jerk uninterrupted by reality. Because when they can talk back and point out your idiocy, or stop you from spewing it, it just isn’t fun. 

10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

My mom tried to bait me into a conversation about John Roberts being blackmailed by the "deep state" based on his kids having been "illegally" adopted from Ireland, or something like that. It explains why he sometimes votes with the libs. It was batshit and I shut it down quickly because I don't want to hate my mother as she approaches 80.

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

When you turn the asylum over to the inmates, and CELEBRATE their new leadership......well, nutty people gonna nutty people.  It's only going to get more insane, and the GOP has no choice but to ride that train ALL the way to Crazytown.

24 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I believe it. I mean, why wouldn't they fake Covid to get out of probably-unpaid work?

And if Fidel can come back from beyond the grave, surely it is a small thing for him to bribe some justices.

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Has Parler turned into a legit competitor for Pornhub yet? Because I guarantee you that day is coming. 

17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

My mom tried to bait me into a conversation about John Roberts being blackmailed by the "deep state" based on his kids having been "illegally" adopted from Ireland, or something like that. It explains why he sometimes votes with the libs. It was batshit and I shut it down quickly because I don't want to hate my mother as she approaches 80.

If it helps, I'll hate your mother for you.

On 12/3/2020 at 12:34 PM, Underdog said:

Guess Parler and most of Surly have something in common now. 

Fixed

Anybody know more about YouTube putting their foot down and deleting all user videos that question the election results post yesterday's Safe Harbor deadline?

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

My mom tried to bait me into a conversation about John Roberts being blackmailed by the "deep state" based on his kids having been "illegally" adopted from Ireland, or something like that. It explains why he sometimes votes with the libs. It was batshit and I shut it down quickly because I don't want to hate my mother as she approaches 80.

Don't hate your mother. Don't argue with her. Listen to her explain the illegal Irish adoptions. Then, each time you visit her, surreptitiously leave some small object from Ireland in her house. A matchbook, a coin. Maybe a postcard or a map. All of these things are probably available at affordable prices on eBay.

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Don't hate your mother. Don't argue with her. Listen to her explain the illegal Irish adoptions. Then, each time you visit her, surreptitiously leave some small object from Ireland in her house. A matchbook, a coin. Maybe a postcard or a map. All of these things are probably available at affordable prices on eBay.

Leave them in trees... (the number not the plant).

27 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Leave them in trees... (the number not the plant).

Oo now dat's a good one.

JFK Jr, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro... With all these dead people playing a role in the GOP Universe we should start a pool on who shows up next.

I'm going with Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Killer.

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Has Parler turned into a legit competitor for Pornhub yet? Because I guarantee you that day is coming. 

I'm guessing it's already 70% MAGA Barbies pimping their OnlyFans. 

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'm guessing it's already 70% MAGA Barbies pimping their OnlyFans. 

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17 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

JFK Jr, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro... With all these dead people playing a role in the GOP Universe we should start a pool on who shows up next.

I'm going with Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Killer.

Has anyone checked the voter rolls?  I bet they all voted in the contested states. 
 

also:

forget it jake, it’s crazytown. 

55 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Don't hate your mother. Don't argue with her. Listen to her explain the illegal Irish adoptions. Then, each time you visit her, surreptitiously leave some small object from Ireland in her house. A matchbook, a coin. Maybe a postcard or a map. All of these things are probably available at affordable prices on eBay.

Meh, just leave a potato.   So she can count to it.  

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Meh, just leave a potato.   So she can count to it.  

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

 

 

zero. 

2 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

JFK Jr, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro... With all these dead people playing a role in the GOP Universe we should start a pool on who shows up next.

I'm going with Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Killer.

Elvis, John Lennon, Selena, Princess Diana, and Liberace make the top ten for celebrities. Some were less politically active, but when it comes to Comet Pizza, Save the Children, and the Q crowd on Parler, anything is possible.

Politically maybe Allende, Noriega, Khomeini, or Gerald Ford.

 

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Has Parler turned into a legit competitor for Pornhub yet? Because I guarantee you that day is coming. 

Maybe for folks like NowThis.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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Given the right situation this gif is perfect.  This is one of those right situations. 

21 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Elvis, John Lennon, Selena, Princess Diana, and Liberace make the top ten for celebrities. Some were less politically active, but when it comes to Comet Pizza, Save the Children, and the Q crowd on Parler, anything is possible.

Politically maybe Allende, Noriega, Khomeini, or Gerald Ford.

 

Well, Gerry was once spotted at a titty club and is now an enemy of the people. 

I was thinking of pardons, but I'm sure there was child trafficking involved and election fraud and Democratic malfeasance for a Republican president somehow. Besides, he played football for Michigan and those Michigan people can't be trusted so you're spot on.

So how's this Parler thing working out? Why are Trump & Friends still on Twitter?

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3 minutes ago, RPM said:

So how's this Parler thing working out? Why are Trump & Friends still on Twitter?

There are still libs yet to be owned.

Just now, aggie08 said:

There are still libs yet to be owned.

The site with which you share a name is steamed due to some YouTube fracas that must have occurred. I hadn't been over there to read their takes for a few days and they've got a lot to say apparently. I don't have time to sift through it but it must relate to all the election conspiracy stuff and the 'experts' that populate YouTube with hot takes.

Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

The site with which you share a name is steamed due to some YouTube fracas that must have occurred. I hadn't been over there to read their takes for a few days and they've got a lot to say apparently. I don't have time to sift through it but it must relate to all the election conspiracy stuff and the 'experts' that populate YouTube with hot takes.

YouTube stated that they will now be removing videos questioning the election results:

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In its Wednesday blog, YouTube said that its decision to begin removing misleading election videos follows the US’s safe harbor deadline and that “enough states have certified their election results to determine a President-elect.” Starting Wednesday, YouTube will begin removing any new content that misleads viewers about the outcome of the 2020 election.

https://www.theverge.com/2020/12/9/22165355/youtube-biden-election-victory-misinformation-rules-remove-content-oan

On one hand, it's nice to see them step up and try to prevent their private website from being used to spread bad faith propaganda bullshit; on the other hand, they're only feeding the beast of those complaining about widespread left wing censorship. There's a risk of drawing in those on the fringe who might ask what they're hiding while there are still technically court cases, however flimsy, being decided.

24 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

YouTube stated that they will now be removing videos questioning the election results:

https://www.theverge.com/2020/12/9/22165355/youtube-biden-election-victory-misinformation-rules-remove-content-oan

On one hand, it's nice to see them step up and try to prevent their private website from being used to spread bad faith propaganda bullshit; on the other hand, they're only feeding the beast of those complaining about widespread left wing censorship. There's a risk of drawing in those on the fringe who might ask what they're hiding while there are still technically court cases, however flimsy, being decided.

I assume they are out on all things google as a result. God luck with that. Bless. 

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Has Parler turned into a legit competitor for Pornhub Motherless yet? Because I guarantee you that day is coming. 

FIFY

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Besides, he played football for Michigan and those Michigan people can't be trusted so you're spot on.

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Some anecdotal evidence here but some of the Trumpkins on my FB feed who went to Parler have made a comeback.  Kind of deflates social media humble bragging when you're bragging to troglodytes.

 

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Some anecdotal evidence here but some of the Trumpkins on my FB feed who went to Parler have made a comeback.  Kind of deflates social media humble bragging when you're bragging to troglodytes.

 

When there are no libs around to own, owning the libs loses its luster.  Not all Trumpkins are Qanon echo-chamber types.  A lot more of them like interacting with libs for the purposes of owing, destroying, BOOM, MIC DROP moments of re-posting Ben Shapiro bits and such.  Take that away, and their social media experience is not fun for them.

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Some anecdotal evidence here but some of the Trumpkins on my FB feed who went to Parler have made a comeback.  Kind of deflates social media humble bragging when you're bragging to troglodytes.

 

Let me guess: their accounts just popped back up? No explanation, or "Hey, I'm back!"? Just pretending they never left and aren't returning with their tails between their legs?

Yeah, we can relate.

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Let me guess: their accounts just popped back up? No explanation, or "Hey, I'm back!"? Just pretending they never left and aren't returning with their tails between their legs?

Yeah, we can relate.

Yup. Seen the same. Some haven't returned but most have.

13 minutes ago, SameSame said:

 

These people are nuts! 

On 12/9/2020 at 10:45 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

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