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I don't think I can bring myself to joint Parler to even check it out. Too icky. But is use of the N-word really unchecked and unfettered on there?

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

I don't think I can bring myself to joint Parler to even check it out. Too icky. But is use of the N-word really unchecked and unfettered on there?

On Parler, no. But it's pretty common on Parla.

They want people’s social security numbers for real? 

5 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

They want people’s social security numbers for real? 

 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Social security number?

Looks like that's only if you want to join their "influencer network."

https://legal.parler.com/documents/privacypolicy.pdf

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Influencer Network Information. If you choose to join our influencer network, we may ask for information that can be used to verify your identity, such as a copy of your government-issued photo identification, and information that can be used to facilitate the redemption of virtual items or payments, such as your Social Security number (SSN) or your tax identification number. We delete your government-issued photo identification information when it is no longer necessary to verify your identity.

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From their user agreement:

 Registration and Profile Information. When you sign up for an account, we may collect information such as your name, email address, username, and profile photo. Influencer Network Information. If you choose to join our influencer network, we may ask for information that can be used to verify your identity, such as a copy of your government-issued photo identification, and information that can be used to facilitate the redemption of virtual items or payments, such as your Social Security number (SSN) or your tax identification number. We delete your government-issued photo identification information when it is no longer necessary to verify your identity. User Content. We collect any information you choose to provide on our Services, such as posts, photos, videos, gifs, comments, votes, and echoes.

Yup. Not for initial sign up but to unlock all features. It’s bad.

I have about 5 FB friends who posted they were switching and so far 4 have returned.

All were age 55 and over honkies.

Me: reads that section to wife.

wife: so it’s a scam?

She caught on pretty quick. 

44 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Van Boingboingo!

33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Give me what to post and a picture to go with it and I will

Let me see-- maybe something complimentary of Trump but full of slang so hard to auto-translate. The goal would be to elicit hatred based on the mere fact that it's in Spanish...

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Peachy cool arrow 

Eye day me, kay groceries.

OK, here's an idea: post a few Bible verses, in Spanish.

But in a changed spelling that is still the same phonetically, so say a Cuban could puzzle it out, but not Billy Wayne's autotranslate.

First five verses, Book of John:

En el principio era el Verbo, y el Verbo era con Dios, y el Verbo era Dios.
Este era en el principio con Dios.
Todas las cosas por él fueron hechas, y sin él nada de lo que ha sido hecho, fue hecho.
En él estaba la vida, y la vida era la luz de los hombres.
La luz en las tinieblas resplandece, y las tinieblas no prevalecieron contra ella.

respelled version to use on Parler (I stole this spelling style from a weird Mexican comic book and tweaked the final Ns to be more Caribbean):

Eng el prynzypyo era el Bervo, i el Bervo era kong Dyoz, i el Bervo era Dyoz.

Ezte era eng el prynzypyo kong Dyoz.

Toaz laz kozaz por el fweron etxaz, i zyn el naa de lo ke a zido etxo, fwe etxo.

Eng el eztava la bida, i la bida era la lws de loz ombrez.

La lwz eng laz tynyevlaz rezplandeze, i laz tynyeblaz no prebalezyerong kontra eya.

 

It appears to gum up an auto-translator, Spanish is detected, but most of it doesn't pass through to English in the one I checked.

just add the voiceless dental fricative as if you're speaking castillian

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

just add the voiceless dental fricative as if you're speaking castillian

And shay the eshesh like Sean Connery.

16 minutes ago, elfenix said:

just add the voiceless dental fricative as if you're speaking castillian

Is that the z to th?

31 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, here's an idea: post a few Bible verses, in Spanish.

But in a changed spelling that is still the same phonetically, so say a Cuban could puzzle it out, but not Billy Wayne's autotranslate.

First five verses, Book of John:

En el principio era el Verbo, y el Verbo era con Dios, y el Verbo era Dios.
Este era en el principio con Dios.
Todas las cosas por él fueron hechas, y sin él nada de lo que ha sido hecho, fue hecho.
En él estaba la vida, y la vida era la luz de los hombres.
La luz en las tinieblas resplandece, y las tinieblas no prevalecieron contra ella.

respelled version to use on Parler (I stole this spelling style from a weird Mexican comic book and tweaked the final Ns to be more Caribbean):

Eng el prynzypyo era el Bervo, i el Bervo era kong Dyoz, i el Bervo era Dyoz.

Ezte era eng el prynzypyo kong Dyoz.

Toaz laz kozaz por el fweron etxaz, i zyn el naa de lo ke a zido etxo, fwe etxo.

Eng el eztava la bida, i la bida era la lws de loz ombrez.

La lwz eng laz tynyevlaz rezplandeze, i laz tynyeblaz no prebalezyerong kontra eya.

 

It appears to gum up an auto-translator, Spanish is detected, but most of it doesn't pass through to English in the one I checked.

Any photos or hashtags to add?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that the z to th?

Yeth.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Any photos or hashtags to add?

I dunno. Let the spirit guide you.

Can I just send Parler my boxers?  They'll have just about every sample possible to test. 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Any photos or hashtags to add?

I mean, you want a picture of a person, or an object? I don't dare set foot on this site, what are they trending to? Don't Tread on Me motifs?

36 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, here's an idea: post a few Bible verses, in Spanish.

But in a changed spelling that is still the same phonetically, so say a Cuban could puzzle it out, but not Billy Wayne's autotranslate.

First five verses, Book of John:

En el principio era el Verbo, y el Verbo era con Dios, y el Verbo era Dios.
Este era en el principio con Dios.
Todas las cosas por él fueron hechas, y sin él nada de lo que ha sido hecho, fue hecho.
En él estaba la vida, y la vida era la luz de los hombres.
La luz en las tinieblas resplandece, y las tinieblas no prevalecieron contra ella.

respelled version to use on Parler (I stole this spelling style from a weird Mexican comic book and tweaked the final Ns to be more Caribbean):

Eng el prynzypyo era el Bervo, i el Bervo era kong Dyoz, i el Bervo era Dyoz.

Ezte era eng el prynzypyo kong Dyoz.

Toaz laz kozaz por el fweron etxaz, i zyn el naa de lo ke a zido etxo, fwe etxo.

Eng el eztava la bida, i la bida era la lws de loz ombrez.

La lwz eng laz tynyevlaz rezplandeze, i laz tynyeblaz no prebalezyerong kontra eya.

 

It appears to gum up an auto-translator, Spanish is detected, but most of it doesn't pass through to English in the one I checked.

Here ya go. Just did the most popular hashtags currently 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Here ya go. Just did the most popular hashtags currently 

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You the MAN, Lisa.

Any xenophobic flip-outs at Lisa's foreign ways?

I can give you some more verses in altered French if you want them.

So let me get this straight. All the flag waving supposedly "American patriots who support the military" and have spent a lifetime hating on librul france, "who we had to save in WW2", are congregating with nationals from the country who's people took down the WTC buildings on a site with a french name. 
 

Freedom Fries for everyone!
On 11/11/2020 at 5:17 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Somebody go on Parler and post something in Spanish.

Que? err...Q?

parler might be more russian ops (thread):

 

 

I’m surprised texags didn’t just market their politics page as the red meat echo chamber. They missed out on a pretty lucrative grift.

On 11/12/2020 at 9:05 AM, RDCanecutter said:

Any xenophobic flip-outs at Lisa's foreign ways?

I can give you some more verses in altered French if you want them.

Nope, just one upvote.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I’m surprised texags didn’t just market their politics page as the red meat echo chamber. They missed out on a pretty lucrative grift.

like anyone wants to use 2002's internet to talk shout politics.  'rant has the same problem, but 1995.

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11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

This is going to turn out well.
 

Lol, like data science is needed to classify a Parler member.

Nobody knew JohnTesh had a twitter account, so he's moving on up boys!

 

Holy shit. A site worse and more confusing than Reddit. Didnt think that could be a thing.

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I looked up John Tesh, and I'm not seeing the joke here.

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23 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I looked up John Tesh, and I'm not seeing the joke here.

You’re too young then. Entertainment tonight host turned second rate Yanni doesn’t make it all come together? 

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They want people’s social security numbers for real? 

Only to wire your lottery winnings.
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Only to wire your lottery winnings.

from somewhere in Nigeria?

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