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We should all get on Parler and agree to mutually push a conspiracy that somehow makes us rich.

"Oh, Q?   Nobody follows Q anymore. Everybody follows SurlAnon.  They are the ones with the TRUE deep embeds."

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46 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We should all get on Parler and agree to mutually push a conspiracy that somehow makes us rich.

"Oh, Q?   Nobody follows Q anymore. Everybody follows SurlAnon.  They are the ones with the TRUE deep embeds incels."

 

5 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Parler will fail as an alternative to Facebook. If it survives at all, likely propped up by Russians and the useful idiots the trump family,  it will just be a forum for Nazis and Holocaust deniers to post their bullshit. 

A big chunk of it's user base are Saudi nationalists.  Saudis will prop it up.

And Saudis own a small stake in Fox News.  Maybe we should point that out to anybody fleeing to Parler.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We should all get on Parler and agree to mutually push a conspiracy that somehow makes us rich.

"Oh, Q?   Nobody follows Q anymore. Everybody follows SurlAnon.  They are the ones with the TRUE deep embeds."

I've been thinking about this for a while.  These Q people were extremely easy to fleece.

Q is basically one big-ass AR game, with really fucking stupid clues and "leaks" and what not.  There's plenty of info out there on past AR experiments that worked and failed, so we can figure out how to do it without them figuring it out.  For fuck's sake, these people have literally been on the "any day now" "the time is not right" "
be patient" "Trust the plan" bullshit hype train for almost 3 years now.

Yeah, it's bad morally, but if we don't take their money, it'll be some dude in Russia or the Philippines or whatever.  We can at least put the money to good use, not that South Austin's mom has increased her prices or anything.

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Password requirements are tyranny!  These fucks will cry about anything.

10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Password requirements are tyranny!  These fucks will cry about anything.

 The victimhood complex is REAL. I was recently watching the docuseries "Five Came Back" about the filmmakers of WWII and the efforts to counter axis propoganda through the "Why We Fight" films. 

One thing that really stood out to me was the 1940 description of fascists, and how they constantly seek to paint themselves as the victim and use that to justify their abhorrent behavior and tactics

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43 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Is taking a picture of themselves while driving with Oakley's a mating call to that subset of the species?

 

45 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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this is so true.  See this post.

On 11/9/2020 at 5:19 PM, sidis said:

as a non-facebooker/twitterer, one thing i have never quite understood about the conservative male gen x through boomer demographic's presence on social media is why it seems like every single one of them decides to sign up and set up their account while sitting in the driver's seat of their truck with a pair of oakleys on in the middle of the day.  it is like they all got a memo from somewhere saying take your fb/twitter profile picture in the front seat of your truck at lunch one day with a standardized pair of oakleys from 1998 on and whatever you do, do not smile.

just an observation but sure seems odd.  i imagine that it will be impossible to distinguish any parler posters on the basis of profile pics.

On 11/19/2020 at 10:00 AM, Michael Knight said:

 


It's hilarious that "Paul"  blames Parler for his own inability to remember/write down somewhere/keep in a hidden or encrypted file   his own password.  

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

No Censorship like Twitter (unless it hurts republicans)

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

does it escape them that he can't win the race since he is not a resident of Georgia?  no? they don't care?  oh they're too stupid to know anything?  makes sense...

 

 

19 hours ago, C-Man said:

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It's also the "I did my own research, libtard!" starter pack

For the most part I don't see Oakley-wearing, non-smiling, camo/affliction-wearing-to-work guys in joining Parler. Yes they believe Trump really won but they don't want to waste time reading. 

Parler inadvertently costing the GOP Georgia's Senate seats because voters were too stupid to research the most basic governing rules and wrote in Trump would be the most on brand thing for everyone involved.

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

hilarious the fucking free speech platform is not a free speech platform? NO WAY

It's all over Twitter now. A lot of the tweets are by Biden supporters (going by their pages)

3 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

does it escape them that he can't win the race since he is not a resident of Georgia?  no? they don't care?  oh they're too stupid to know anything?  makes sense...

 

 

Stop discouraging this movement. I assume a million Georgians will write in Trump for BOTH races on the ballot and thereby hand the races to the democrats. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Stop discouraging this movement. I assume a million Georgians will write in Trump for BOTH races on the ballot and thereby hand the races to the democrats. 

That’s exactly why Parler is suppressing it: they know that their users are idiots.

Not to be a downer, but I just got my GA absentee ballot today in the mail. There’s no space to write anything in — just bubbles for the runoff candidates.

4 minutes ago, Mole said:

Not to be a downer, but I just got my GA absentee ballot today in the mail. There’s no space to write anything in — just bubbles for the runoff candidates.

Can't means Won't.

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#ImposeSection230onParler

17 minutes ago, Mole said:

Not to be a downer, but I just got my GA absentee ballot today in the mail. There’s no space to write anything in — just bubbles for the runoff candidates.

Use a sharpie, then claim fraud that they didn't count your sharpie write in vote.

So is #writeintrump something an actual right wing idiot came up with, or something a troll posted to potentially pull votes from the republicans? Either way, I love it, and can't fathom why the "free speech" platform would every censor it!

12 minutes ago, Mole said:

Not to be a downer, but I just got my GA absentee ballot today in the mail. There’s no space to write anything in — just bubbles for the runoff candidates.

Which of course makes complete sense for a run-off that requires a 50% + 1 winner. 

Of course, a Write-in Trump for GA is a great Dem tactic to waste the GA GOP candidates' time and resources. Even if they know voters can't write in Trump, they might have to waste time educating the public on that.

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Use a sharpie smear Trumps name in using your boogers, then claim fraud that they didn't count your write in vote.

Look man, if you want this to work, its gonna have to look legit.

Not to be a downer, but I just got my GA absentee ballot today in the mail. There’s no space to write anything in — just bubbles for the runoff candidates.

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4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

My wife told me a few days ago that my MIL had marked that she was a member of this (or something similiar), and is interested in attending.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

My wife told me a few days ago that my MIL had marked that she was a member of this (or something similiar), and is interested in attending.

 

 

They’re planning to release a Kraken

8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

They’re planning to release a Kraken

Well, the turkraken IS a fine T-giving tradition....

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Ha ha!  Took longer than I thought it would. Outing yourself via Parler is just about the most 2020 thing of 2020:

 


 

 

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2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is Trump holding an inaugural event on Jan 20th?


Will he have the opportunity to fleece a moron? 

Sources say yes.

I would bet decent money that his fake inauguration turnout beats his real one.

3 hours ago, Mole said:

Not to be a downer, but I just got my GA absentee ballot today in the mail. There’s no space to write anything in — just bubbles for the runoff candidates.

Only one?  C'mon man. 

So much for that free speech thing:

 

https://www.newsweek.com/parler-censoring-write-trump-ga-hashtag-1549891

 

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Social network Parler has allegedly hidden posts on its website that are tagged as #WriteInTrumpForGA. The hashtag is encouraging disgruntled supporters of President Donald Trump to write the president in rather than any candidate for the upcoming Senate Runoff elections.

The hashtag originated in a Super PAC with GOP ties.The Committee for American Sovereignty, connected to political consultant Roger Stone, launched a website calling for people to "Hack the Runoff," and write in Trump. The website states:

 

 

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With enough write-ins in the Georgia senate race, we can tilt the balance in Georgia in Trump's favor! If we can do this, we have a real chance at getting these RINO [Republican In Name Only] senators to act on the illegitimate and corrupt election presided over by a Democrat party that is invested in the Communist takeover of Our Great Nation. We will not stop fighting for you, the American Patriot, against the evils of Socialism and inferior Religions. This is a Christian Nation and will be as long as we fight, together, for our sovereignty.

 

 

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A user on Twitter shared a screenshot of Parler's search screen. The screengrab shows no results for #WriteInTrumpforGA. However, a Newsweek search on Parler shows that there are 21 "Parleys" for the aforementioned hashtag, six for a #WriteInTrumpforSenateGA, and 52 for #WriteinTrumpGeorgiaRunoff.

 

 

4 hours ago, Mole said:

Not to be a downer, but I just got my GA absentee ballot today in the mail. There’s no space to write anything in — just bubbles for the runoff candidates.

God had 3m invent sticky notes for a reason.

Spread the good word.

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