December 26, 20186 yr Haha "it's a frickin shock". Is he retarded?? I hate his stupid boot look. Edited December 26, 20186 yr by ADHD
December 26, 20186 yr 21 minutes ago, ADHD said: Haha "it's a frickin shock". Is he retarded?? Yeah that was the thing that stood out most to me about that video ... Fisher's & that dumbass's sheer shock and indignation ... as if that staff's record of production was beyond reproach. How dare they?!?!?!?!?!!?
December 26, 20186 yr 38 minutes ago, wood said: Yeah that was the thing that stood out most to me about that video ... Fisher's & that dumbass's sheer shock and indignation ... as if that staff's record of production was beyond reproach. How dare they?!?!?!?!?!!? Think of it like a guy who's been going out getting drunk, beating his wife, and losing his paycheck every week at a poker game for 20 years. One day, his wife kicks him out, changes the locks, and gets a restraining order. He's all like, "What? We've been together for 20 years. You gonna throw that all away?" Fisher had been doing that bullshit in the league for 22 years. He hadn't had a winning season in eight years, and had been getting his contracts renewed. Hell, when the Titans finally wised up, he landed with the Rams by the next season. He thought they'd let him continue at 7-9 until he was the purple wizard of pro football.
December 26, 20186 yr That fisher I’m so shocked I got fired video is for some reason one of my favorite of all time. Maybe it’s because it was so justified yet fisher looks so legitimately shocked. Plus he looks like a damn hobo and it’s got that kiss ass doofus in the front row reacting like someone just shot his dog in front of him while everyone else is kind of like, eh fuck it. Just warms my heart every time I see it.
December 27, 20186 yr Most people involved in any sport have always seemed to me to be pretty decent folks. Jeff Fisher is not one of those. Fuck Jeff Fisher.
January 10, 20196 yr Sounds like a pretty sweet retirement/life for Fisher... way to succeed in failure.
January 10, 20196 yr Lulz. “When people say that I ‘ruin quarterbacks’?” Fisher says, doing air quotes with his hands. “I had a co-MVP in the National Football League as one of my quarterbacks. I had a rookie of the year as one of my quarterbacks. I had a really good quarterback when I took the job with the Rams who tore his ACL twice. ... And yes, I was deficient. I probably could’ve done a better job surrounding the quarterback with better people, better players, maybe better coaches. But it doesn’t mean to say that I’m a bad quarterback coach. I’m not a quarterback coach, I’m a head coach.” That’s part of Fisher’s problem right now, given this coaching market: He’s not a quarterback coach. He holds up his success with the Titans and McNair, and his brief period of time where things worked with quarterback Vince Young before their relationship fell apart, as evidence that he can win. He points to his 10–0 start in Tennessee with journeyman Kerry Collins, as proof of what he can do." Fucking POS. VY won the ROY in spite of Fisher's stupid ass, not because of it.
January 11, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, WBT said: Tldr, looked like 7000-9000 words at least Yeah, don't bother. It's a lot of Fisher making excuses and trying to take credit for shit he had dick all to do with. Thankfully, this asshole is never going to sniff the NFL ever again. The NFL is full of awful coaches, NFL GMs and owners are dumb as shit and will hire basically anyone, yet ol' 7-9 still can't get a phone call. Good fucking riddance.
January 11, 20196 yr 17 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: The comments are great. 12 hours ago, WBT said: Tldr, looked like 7000-9000 words at least There were comments? I could never find the end of the got damn thing.
January 11, 20196 yr Maybe I should have said twitter replies. Nods t bother reading that shit. I figured it would take 7-9 hours of my life.
January 11, 20196 yr This line particularly stood out to me: Quote Fisher adjusts his backwards camo baseball hat
January 11, 20196 yr I wonder how much ol Jeff had to pay Charlotte wilder to write a story about him. He probably agreed to buy 1000 years worth of magazines.
January 11, 20196 yr Yeah, don't bother. It's a lot of Fisher making excuses and trying to take credit for shit he had dick all to do with. Thankfully, this asshole is never going to sniff the NFL ever again. The NFL is full of awful coaches, NFL GMs and owners are dumb as shit and will hire basically anyone, yet ol' 7-9 still can't get a phone call. Good fucking riddance. Fuck you on his never sniffing the NFL again. Cocksucker Jeff needs to own the most losses crown alone. He MUST HAVE at least one more chance. Say like at the Eagles, Browns, Redskins or wherever the fucking aggysooner greasy dwarf crybaby ends up.
January 11, 20196 yr It's amazing how many people still want to write paeans to Jeff fucking Fisher. Guess they have a soft spot for staggering mediocrity.
March 12, 20196 yr Yeah, don't bother. It's a lot of Fisher making excuses and trying to take credit for shit he had dick all to do with. Thankfully, this asshole is never going to sniff the NFL ever again. The NFL is full of awful coaches, NFL GMs and owners are dumb as shit and will hire basically anyone, yet ol' 7-9 still can't get a phone call. Good fucking riddance. I dont know, i wouldnt mind him taking over the Patriots or Browns.
March 12, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Nivek said: I dont know, i wouldnt mind him taking over the Patriots or Browns. If there is anyone on the planet that can turn Brady into a bum, it's Fisher.
April 18, 20196 yr Somebody's gotta supply the rest of the league with a statistical 50/50 shot at a win every week. Jeff Fisher is just looking for the right opportunity to be that guy.
April 22, 20196 yr On 4/18/2019 at 4:23 PM, longhornmatt said: Bob Stoops vs. Jeff Fisher needs to happen. also, an asteroid needs to take that stadium out
April 22, 20196 yr I can only dream of sucking as bad at my job and yet getting paid so much. Jeff Fisher is a legend
April 24, 20196 yr Called the media shortly after that tweet to say son-in-law was missing and suicidal.
August 30, 20205 yr Just saw Fanduel hired Jeff Fisher to do a commercial. Not that I would have used Fanduel before . . . Can’t understand why anyone would pay him money to advertise their products.
August 31, 20205 yr Jeff Fisher needs to come back for one more game so he can hold the career loss record all on his own.
August 31, 20205 yr 20 hours ago, Dewey said: Jeff Fisher helping you with your fantasy team? No thanks You don't get points for punts and giving your running backs 35 carries a game?
August 31, 20205 yr I wish I could have been in the meeting at Fanduel when they were deciding which former coach they wanted in their commercial. "We need a coach with enthusiasm and personality. But also with a winning pedigree so customers will know they're getting advice from the greatest football minds around." "Let's get Bill Cowher!" "What about Mike Ditka?" "Could we land Jimmy Johnson?" four hours later "OK, Jeff Fisher it is."
September 13, 20205 yr F that and FU man. I won't speak to Jeff Fisher's tenure as an NFL coach, but he had to be doing something right to make it for 22 seasons. Ditka's acting was so so and Belichick couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, and he would tell you the same thing. I could eat a roll of Kodachrome and shit a better performance. The Fanduel commercial is well written and Fisher nails it! I understand Fisher will have to act like a coach, but I, for one, hopes he gets a shot at another NFL gig.
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