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Haha "it's a frickin shock". 

Is he retarded?? 

I hate his stupid boot look.

Edited by ADHD

21 minutes ago, ADHD said:

Haha "it's a frickin shock". 

Is he retarded??

Yeah that was the thing that stood out most to me about that video ... Fisher's & that dumbass's sheer shock and indignation ... as if that staff's record of production was beyond reproach.

How dare they?!?!?!?!?!!?

38 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah that was the thing that stood out most to me about that video ... Fisher's & that dumbass's sheer shock and indignation ... as if that staff's record of production was beyond reproach.

How dare they?!?!?!?!?!!?

Think of it like a guy who's been going out getting drunk, beating his wife, and losing his paycheck every week at a poker game for 20 years. One day, his wife kicks him out, changes the locks, and gets a restraining order. He's all like, "What? We've been together for 20 years. You gonna throw that all away?"

Fisher had been doing that bullshit in the league for 22 years. He hadn't had a winning season in eight years, and had been getting his contracts renewed. Hell, when the Titans finally wised up, he landed with the Rams by the next season. He thought they'd let him continue at 7-9 until he was the purple wizard of pro football. 

That fisher I’m so shocked I got fired video is for some reason one of my favorite of all time. Maybe it’s because it was so justified yet fisher looks so legitimately shocked. Plus he looks like a damn hobo and it’s got that kiss ass doofus in the front row reacting like someone just shot his dog in front of him while everyone else is kind of like, eh fuck it. Just warms my heart every time I see it. 

Most people involved in any sport have always seemed to me to be pretty decent folks.

Jeff Fisher is not one of those.

Fuck Jeff Fisher.

  • 2 weeks later...

Sounds like a pretty sweet retirement/life for Fisher... way to succeed in failure. 

Lulz.

“When people say that I ‘ruin quarterbacks’?” Fisher says, doing air quotes with his hands. “I had a co-MVP in the National Football League as one of my quarterbacks. I had a rookie of the year as one of my quarterbacks. I had a really good quarterback when I took the job with the Rams who tore his ACL twice. ... And yes, I was deficient. I probably could’ve done a better job surrounding the quarterback with better people, better players, maybe better coaches. But it doesn’t mean to say that I’m a bad quarterback coach. I’m not a quarterback coach, I’m a head coach.”

That’s part of Fisher’s problem right now, given this coaching market: He’s not a quarterback coach. He holds up his success with the Titans and McNair, and his brief period of time where things worked with quarterback Vince Young before their relationship fell apart, as evidence that he can win. He points to his 10–0 start in Tennessee with journeyman Kerry Collins, as proof of what he can do."

Fucking POS. VY won the ROY in spite of Fisher's stupid ass, not because of it.

Tldr, looked like 7000-9000 words at least

7 hours ago, WBT said:

Tldr, looked like 7000-9000 words at least

Yeah, don't bother.  It's a lot of Fisher making excuses and trying to take credit for shit he had dick all to do with.

Thankfully, this asshole is never going to sniff the NFL ever again.  The NFL is full of awful coaches, NFL GMs and owners are dumb as shit and will hire basically anyone, yet ol' 7-9 still can't get a phone call.  Good fucking riddance.

 

17 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


The comments are great.

 

12 hours ago, WBT said:

Tldr, looked like 7000-9000 words at least

There were comments? I could never find the end of the got damn thing.

Maybe I should have said twitter replies. Nods t bother reading that shit. I figured it would take 7-9 hours of my life.

This line particularly stood out to me:

Quote

Fisher adjusts his backwards camo baseball hat

 

I wonder how much ol Jeff had to pay Charlotte wilder to write a story about him.  He probably agreed to buy 1000 years worth of magazines.

Yeah, don't bother.  It's a lot of Fisher making excuses and trying to take credit for shit he had dick all to do with.

Thankfully, this asshole is never going to sniff the NFL ever again.  The NFL is full of awful coaches, NFL GMs and owners are dumb as shit and will hire basically anyone, yet ol' 7-9 still can't get a phone call.  Good fucking riddance.

 

Fuck you on his never sniffing the NFL again. Cocksucker Jeff needs to own the most losses crown alone. He MUST HAVE at least one more chance. Say like at the Eagles, Browns, Redskins or wherever the fucking aggysooner greasy dwarf crybaby ends up.

 

It's amazing how many people still want to write paeans to Jeff fucking Fisher.

Guess they have a soft spot for staggering mediocrity.

  • 4 weeks later...
  • 1 month later...

screw up...

Edited by bmbmd

Yeah, don't bother.  It's a lot of Fisher making excuses and trying to take credit for shit he had dick all to do with.
Thankfully, this asshole is never going to sniff the NFL ever again.  The NFL is full of awful coaches, NFL GMs and owners are dumb as shit and will hire basically anyone, yet ol' 7-9 still can't get a phone call.  Good fucking riddance.
 

I dont know, i wouldnt mind him taking over the Patriots or Browns.
2 hours ago, Nivek said:


I dont know, i wouldnt mind him taking over the Patriots or Browns.

If there is anyone on the planet that can turn Brady into a bum, it's Fisher. 

  • 1 month later...

Somebody's gotta supply the rest of the league with a statistical 50/50 shot at a win every week. Jeff Fisher is just looking for the right opportunity to be that guy.

On 4/18/2019 at 4:23 PM, longhornmatt said:

Bob Stoops vs. Jeff Fisher needs to happen.

 

also, an asteroid needs to take that stadium out

I can only dream of sucking as bad at my job and yet getting paid so much. Jeff Fisher is a legend

Called the media shortly after that tweet to say son-in-law was missing and suicidal.

  • 1 year later...

Just saw Fanduel hired Jeff Fisher to do a commercial. Not that I would have used Fanduel before . . .  
 

Can’t understand why anyone would pay him money to advertise their products. 

Saw it today.  He sucked. 

Jeff Fisher helping you with your fantasy team? No thanks

Jeff Fisher needs to come back for one more game so he can hold the career loss record all on his own.

20 hours ago, Dewey said:

Jeff Fisher helping you with your fantasy team? No thanks

You don't get points for punts and giving your running backs 35 carries a game? 

I bet he's never made paella.  Liar.

Of course he thinks the cat is cool.

I wish I could have been in the meeting at Fanduel when they were deciding which former coach they wanted in their commercial.

"We need a coach with enthusiasm and personality. But also with a winning pedigree so customers will know they're getting advice from the greatest football minds around."
"Let's get Bill Cowher!"
"What about Mike Ditka?"
"Could we land Jimmy Johnson?"

four hours later

"OK, Jeff Fisher it is."

  • 2 weeks later...

F that and FU man.  I won't speak to Jeff Fisher's tenure as an NFL coach, but he had to be doing something right to make it for 22 seasons.  Ditka's acting was so so and Belichick couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, and he would tell you the same thing.  I could eat a roll of Kodachrome and shit a better performance.  The Fanduel commercial is well written and Fisher nails it!

I understand Fisher will have to act like a coach, but I, for one, hopes he gets a shot at another NFL gig.

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