July 9, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said: we're going to lose to Maryland, aren't we? I love the KoolAid outtake. Pretty funny.
July 9, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said: Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if Kate was beneath me. Well said, my friend. Rep for you distributed.
July 9, 20187 yr Hager, Vahe, Beck and Chris Nelson will be at media say with Herman. Nelson going as a “see you’re important, don’t leave” guy?
July 9, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said: Hager, Vahe, Beck and Chris Nelson will be at media say with Herman. Nelson going as a “see you’re important, don’t leave” guy? Or to give a carefully prepped "I stayed with the program because this is a special place and I believe in this staff and this team" sort of pump-up narrative
July 9, 20187 yr I remember there being a fair bit of consternation over some of the selections last year (most notably, no Malik), but can't quibble too much with the guys going this year. Wouldn't have minded seeing Gary Johnson over Nelson or Jerrod Heard over Vahe.
July 9, 20187 yr I like that all the players going are in the trenches. It would be great to have those units on both sides of the ball be a strength this year.
July 9, 20187 yr Derek Ochoa himself lists his job as "Media Coordinator, Creative Services" for Texas football. Edited July 9, 20187 yr by Machinator
July 9, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Goodman said: "Dumbass" is an understatement when describing Sam's late game decision making last season. If that gets cleaned up and he can secure wins then we are set moving forward but don't act like this type of improvement is a given. Dumbass is also an understatement when describing a person who thinks throwing another freshman QB into action before he's ready is a good idea. Edited July 9, 20187 yr by TriStone
July 9, 20187 yr Fuck that noise, no one wants a True FR playing at QB or OL. I don't see the problem with questioning a SO & JR who are have not proven anything and have disturbing film but get on with it.
July 9, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Goodman said: Fuck that noise, no one wants a True FR playing at QB or OL. I don't see the problem with questioning a SO & JR who are have not proven anything and have disturbing film but get on with it. I don't even like freshmen in college playing on surly. Give them a year to get acclimated and observe. Then their sophomore year hope they have matured and learned enough not to be dumbasses and ruin my experience.
July 9, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said: we're going to lose to Maryland, aren't we? User name does not check out.
July 9, 20187 yr 25 minutes ago, Bevo said: I don't even like freshmen in college playing on surly. Give them a year to get acclimated and observe. Then their sophomore year hope they have matured and learned enough not to be dumbasses and ruin my experience. Freshmen? Hell, half the posters on here never even sniffed a college, let alone Texas; they're T-shirt Surlys.
July 10, 20187 yr Lol. After his comments on WV surprised Herman is letting Hager speaks publicly. Awesomeness should ensue.
July 10, 20187 yr It is with great pride that I say Fuck You Chip Brown you fucking choad for the first time on page 29 of this thread! SCORE!!!!
July 10, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Bevo said: I don't even like freshmen in college playing on surly. Give them a year to get acclimated and observe. Then their sophomore year hope they have matured and learned enough not to be dumbasses and ruin my experience. This goes double for starting game threads. Use the damn team names. Throw in a network and game time if you want to get fancy. Edited July 10, 20187 yr by SDG
July 10, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Domedriver said: It is with great pride that I say Fuck You Chip Brown you fucking choad for the first time on page 29 of this thread! SCORE!!!! Thanks for expressing an effective combination of "Brown", "Chip" and "Fuck."
July 10, 20187 yr Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual
July 10, 20187 yr 16 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual HEY!!!! I resemble that comment!!!!!
July 10, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual I think you should consider writing a similar synopsis for every 30 pages on this thread. Will save us a lot of time.
July 10, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual Yeah, if you think Kate Upton looks like a cereal box with big titties, and the thought of dibeetus doesn’t cross your mind...gay
July 10, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, DeweyCox said: Yeah, if you think Kate Upton looks like a cereal box with big titties, and the thought of dibeetus doesn’t cross your mind...gay Someone gets it.
July 10, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said: Looking forward to the Whit Stilman comeback discussion. VY/Johnny Football/Whit Stillman comeback triple-purposed thread? Edited July 10, 20187 yr by TreatyOak
July 10, 20187 yr From TFB: http://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2018/07/open-post-tuesday-july-10th/ Quote Team Notes: It already looks like Texas has some talent in the group of early enrollee freshmen. Guys like Cook, Sterns, Ayodele, and Foster will likely see the field this year. But we’ve been asking around about the freshmen who enrolled this summer and three names came up as guys who are standing out early on in workouts. As usual, we remind me you to keep in mind that it’s early… *Demarvion Overshown – is built and moves like a first rounder and appears to have the work ethic you want in a young man with that kind of ceiling. *Joseph Ossai was a guy whose name we had heard early on and have already mentioned. But it’s worth mentioning him again because it seems he hasn’t fallen off. Again, you’ve got a big athletic guy but as importantly you have a young leader – a mature, hard-working player who came in bought in. *Interestingly, another name I’ve heard is that of defensive lineman, Michael Williams. Williams comes in as a guy out of Louisiana who the Horns snatched up late in the process. We all saw on film how well he can run and change direction but he was listed at around 240 lbs last fall. I’m told he is now up to 280 lbs. So, he’s already overcome the only real concern for him. Like Malcolm Roach, Williams might be another steal out of the Boot for the Horns. – (Super K)
July 10, 20187 yr We need to take more guys like Roach and Williams every year. They come in with no set position and are pretty raw but they've got the athleticism and high motor. As far as Overshown, I have no clue where his body will take him... dude might end up a LB.
July 10, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, victory88 said: We need to take more guys like Roach and Williams every year. They come in with no set position and are pretty raw but they've got the athleticism and high motor. As far as Overshown, I have no clue where his body will take him... dude might end up a LB. Destructive back
July 10, 20187 yr 19 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said: i am FUCKING PISSED at this year's media days' selections. Because they didn’t pick you???
July 10, 20187 yr Fuck Chip Brown. Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game. Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip.
July 10, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Tex Long said: Fuck Chip Brown. Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game. Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip. This worldview has my full support!
July 10, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, Tex Long said: Fuck Chip Brown. Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game. Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip. I thought it was ignurntz, with a "z," at least that's the way we spelled and pronounced it. I can't find it in my Funk & Wagnalls, but what do they know?
July 10, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Machinator said: From TFB: http://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2018/07/open-post-tuesday-july-10th/ all players mentioned are on the defensive side of the ball... anybody working on our staff other than Orlando
July 10, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, pacman said: all players mentioned are on the defensive side of the ball... anybody working on our staff other than Orlando
July 10, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Tex Long said: Fuck Chip Brown. Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game. Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip. I like your opening statement structure. It has an almost religious feel to it. Perhaps this could become a greeting between us, like in the Arab world.
July 10, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: I like your opening statement structure. It has an almost religious feel to it. Perhaps this could become a greeting between us, like in the Arab world. Fuck Chip Brown and may God's peace be with you.
July 10, 20187 yr Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual hyperbole. Kate Upton is attractive but needs to up the strength of her Noassitol prescription.
July 10, 20187 yr 31 minutes ago, South Austin said: Fuck Chip Brown and may God's peace be with you. Works.
July 10, 20187 yr 52 minutes ago, ChingoHorns said: Fuck Chip Brown! FUCK THAT PUTO! How did I miss this one? Me gusta mucho!
July 10, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Tex Long said: Fuck Chip Brown. Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game. Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip. yeah....then we could all say fuck Fuckchip Brown....kinda rolls off the tongue....spreading rep....
July 10, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, ChingoHorns said: Fuck Chip Brown! FUCK THAT PUTO! Asi es como se hace. FTP
July 10, 20187 yr Paul Myerberg of USA Today has the big 12 ranked 1. Oklahoma 2. TCU 3. WV 4. KState 5. OkSt 6. Iowa St 7. Texas 8. Tech 9. Baylor 10. Kansas What the hell did we do to that guy?
July 10, 20187 yr Paul Myerberg of USA Today has the big 12 ranked 1. Oklahoma 2. TCU 3. WV 4. KState 5. OkSt 6. Iowa St 7. Texas 8. Tech 9. Baylor 10. Kansas What the hell did we do to that guy?Fuck yes. This is the type of disrespect we need!
July 10, 20187 yr You can make a strong case that many of those teams will end up being better (Tcu, Osu and obviously OU), but that ranking gives every other team a generous benefit of the doubt and none to Texas. Hope it ends up on the billboard. Prove them wrong. Shock the World II.
July 10, 20187 yr 39 minutes ago, TexTexTex said: Paul Myerberg of USA Today has the big 12 ranked 7. Texas What the hell did we do to that guy? Suck for a decade maybe?
July 10, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, TexTexTex said: Yea, but...besides that It is a well known tactic of sports media to try and piss off the biggest fanbase you can in order to get attention. Nothing is going on during the dead period, so they just start lobbing dumbass grenades. "Why Nick Saban will retire after going 1-11 this year." "Why Dabo Sweeney could be on the way out at Clemson." "Arizona State will win the Pac12 this year." Edited July 10, 20187 yr by Vertigo
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