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1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

we're going to lose to Maryland, aren't we?

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I love the KoolAid outtake. Pretty funny.  

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  • chupacabradelrio
    chupacabradelrio

    is this real?  they have our punter they have drafted this year and no other Horn on the team.  If you check their roster there are a lot of ****** on that team. Hope we don't start taking a lot of cr

  • Hornius Emeritus
    Hornius Emeritus

    Here's a photo that has never been seen by anyone.  One of my readers was going through some slides taken by his father when he came across this photo of DKR on October 4, 1952, when # 5 Texas played

  • Elmer_Fudd
    Elmer_Fudd

    Brainiacs have confirmed Angilau will arrive for summer workouts and he's delayed his mission trip.

3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if Kate was beneath me.

Well said, my friend. Rep for you distributed.  

2 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Hager, Vahe, Beck and Chris Nelson will be at media say with Herman. 

 

Nelson going as a “see you’re important, don’t leave” guy? 

Or to give a carefully prepped "I stayed with the program because this is a special place and I believe in this staff and this team" sort of pump-up narrative

I remember there being a fair bit of consternation over some of the selections last year (most notably, no Malik), but can't quibble too much with the guys going this year. Wouldn't have minded seeing Gary Johnson over Nelson or Jerrod Heard over Vahe.

I like that all the players going are in the trenches. It would be great to have those units on both sides of the ball be a strength this year.

Derek Ochoa himself lists his job as "Media Coordinator, Creative Services" for Texas football.

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1 hour ago, Goodman said:

"Dumbass" is an understatement when describing Sam's late game decision making last season. If that gets cleaned up and he can secure wins then we are set moving forward but don't act like this type of improvement is a given.

Dumbass is also an understatement when describing a person who thinks throwing another freshman QB into action before he's ready is a good idea.

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Fuck that noise, no one wants a True FR playing at QB or OL. I don't see the problem with questioning a SO & JR who are have not proven anything and have disturbing film but get on with it.

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

Fuck that noise, no one wants a True FR playing at QB or OL. I don't see the problem with questioning a SO & JR who are have not proven anything and have disturbing film but get on with it.

I don't even like freshmen in college playing on surly. Give them a year to get acclimated and observe. Then their sophomore year hope they have matured and learned enough not to be dumbasses and ruin my experience.

4 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

we're going to lose to Maryland, aren't we?

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25 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I don't even like freshmen in college playing on surly. Give them a year to get acclimated and observe. Then their sophomore year hope they have matured and learned enough not to be dumbasses and ruin my experience.

Freshmen? Hell, half the posters on here never even sniffed a college, let alone Texas; they're T-shirt Surlys.

Lol. After his comments on WV surprised Herman is letting Hager speaks publicly. Awesomeness should ensue. 

It is with great pride that I say Fuck You Chip Brown you fucking choad for the first time on page 29 of this thread!

SCORE!!!!

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

I don't even like freshmen in college playing on surly. Give them a year to get acclimated and observe. Then their sophomore year hope they have matured and learned enough not to be dumbasses and ruin my experience.

This goes double for starting game threads.  Use the damn team names.  Throw in a network and game time if you want to get fancy.  

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1 hour ago, Domedriver said:

It is with great pride that I say Fuck You Chip Brown you fucking choad for the first time on page 29 of this thread!

SCORE!!!!

Thanks for expressing an effective combination of "Brown", "Chip" and "Fuck."

Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: 

  • Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content 
  • Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman
  • Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual
16 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: 

  • Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content 
  • Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman
  • Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual

HEY!!!!

I resemble that comment!!!!!

21 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: 

  • Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content 
  • Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman
  • Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual

I think you should consider writing a similar synopsis for every 30 pages on this thread. Will save us a lot of time.

21 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: 

  • Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content 
  • Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman
  • Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual

Yeah, if you think Kate Upton looks like a cereal box with big titties, and the thought of dibeetus doesn’t cross your mind...gay

10 hours ago, DeweyCox said:

Yeah, if you think Kate Upton looks like a cereal box with big titties, and the thought of dibeetus doesn’t cross your mind...gay

Someone gets it. 

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

Looking forward to the Whit Stilman comeback discussion.

VY/Johnny Football/Whit Stillman comeback triple-purposed thread?

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From TFB: http://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2018/07/open-post-tuesday-july-10th/

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Team Notes:

It already looks like Texas has some talent in the group of early enrollee freshmen. Guys like Cook, Sterns, Ayodele, and Foster will likely see the field this year.

But we’ve been asking around about the freshmen who enrolled this summer and three names came up as guys who are standing out early on in workouts. As usual, we remind me you to keep in mind that it’s early…

*Demarvion Overshown – is built and moves like a first rounder and appears to have the work ethic you want in a young man with that kind of ceiling.

*Joseph Ossai was a guy whose name we had heard early on and have already mentioned. But it’s worth mentioning him again because it seems he hasn’t fallen off. Again, you’ve got a big athletic guy but as importantly you have a young leader – a mature, hard-working player who came in bought in.

*Interestingly, another name I’ve heard is that of defensive lineman, Michael Williams. Williams comes in as a guy out of Louisiana who the Horns snatched up late in the process. We all saw on film how well he can run and change direction but he was listed at around 240 lbs last fall. I’m told he is now up to 280 lbs. So, he’s already overcome the only real concern for him. Like Malcolm Roach, Williams might be another steal out of the Boot for the Horns. – (Super K)

 

We need to take more guys like Roach and Williams every year.  They come in with no set position and are pretty raw but they've got the athleticism and high motor.  As far as Overshown, I have no clue where his body will take him... dude might end up a LB.

5 minutes ago, victory88 said:

We need to take more guys like Roach and Williams every year.  They come in with no set position and are pretty raw but they've got the athleticism and high motor.  As far as Overshown, I have no clue where his body will take him... dude might end up a LB.

Destructive back

19 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

i am FUCKING PISSED at this year's media days' selections. 

Because they didn’t pick you???

Fuck Chip Brown.

Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game.

Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip.

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Fuck Chip Brown.

Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game.

Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip.

This worldview has my full support!

14 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Fuck Chip Brown.

Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game.

Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip.

I thought it was ignurntz, with a "z," at least that's the way we spelled and pronounced it. I can't find it in my Funk & Wagnalls, but what do they know?

8 minutes ago, pacman said:

all players mentioned are on the defensive side of the ball...

 

anybody working on our staff other than Orlando

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I had not seen this posted anywhere on here from Twitter: #LookinGood...

 

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Fuck Chip Brown.

Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game.

Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip.

I like your opening statement structure. It has an almost religious feel to it. Perhaps this could become a greeting between us, like in the Arab world. 

10 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I like your opening statement structure. It has an almost religious feel to it. Perhaps this could become a greeting between us, like in the Arab world. 

Fuck Chip Brown and may God's peace be with you.

Surprisngly views that have been shared recently on this thread: 
  • Fuck Chip Brown articles have merit and should be shared for their informative and useful content 
  • Limited playing time at the end of a spring scrimmage against walk-ons has revealed that our most talented QB is a true freshman
  • Kate Upton is not considered attractive by men who are purportedly heterosexual
hyperbole. Kate Upton is attractive but needs to up the strength of her Noassitol prescription.
31 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Fuck Chip Brown and may God's peace be with you.

Works. 

52 minutes ago, ChingoHorns said:

Fuck Chip Brown!

FUCK THAT PUTO! 

How did I miss this one? Me gusta mucho!

3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Fuck Chip Brown.

Praying for Ehlinger to get past the freshman stoopids and ignernts is a valid activity. Having an improved OL and TE/HB will go a log way toward that goal, as will having a reasonable semblance of a run game.

Did I mention Fuck Chip Brown? He needs to go ahead and change his name to Fuckchip.

 

yeah....then we could all say fuck Fuckchip Brown....kinda rolls off the tongue....spreading rep....

1 hour ago, ChingoHorns said:

Fuck Chip Brown!

FUCK THAT PUTO! 

Asi es como se hace. FTP

Paul Myerberg of USA Today has the big 12 ranked 

1. Oklahoma

2. TCU

3. WV

4. KState

5. OkSt

6. Iowa St

7. Texas

8. Tech

9. Baylor

10. Kansas

What the hell did we do to that guy?

Paul Myerberg of USA Today has the big 12 ranked 
1. Oklahoma
2. TCU
3. WV
4. KState
5. OkSt
6. Iowa St
7. Texas
8. Tech
9. Baylor
10. Kansas
What the hell did we do to that guy?


Fuck yes. This is the type of disrespect we need!

You can make a strong case that many of those teams will end up being better (Tcu, Osu and obviously OU), but that ranking gives every other team a generous benefit of the doubt and none to Texas. 

Hope it ends up on the billboard. Prove them wrong.  Shock the World II. 

39 minutes ago, TexTexTex said:

Paul Myerberg of USA Today has the big 12 ranked 

7. Texas

What the hell did we do to that guy?

Suck for a decade maybe?

2 minutes ago, jinx said:

Suck for a decade maybe?

Yea, but...besides that

10 minutes ago, TexTexTex said:

Yea, but...besides that

It is a well known tactic of sports media to try and piss off the biggest fanbase you can in order to get attention. Nothing is going on during the dead period, so they just start lobbing dumbass grenades. 

"Why Nick Saban will retire after going 1-11 this year."

"Why Dabo Sweeney could be on the way out at Clemson."

"Arizona State will win the Pac12 this year."

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