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6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Not burnt to a crisp. Do. Not. Want. - Chef Hamm

Chef Hamm with the ribs y'all! 

Maybe they can get Taylor Hamm to bring some charcoal briquets?

 

On 7/20/2018 at 8:31 AM, Thetexashammer said:

I saw this movie. It was called Breckyn the Barbarian.

Think this was the poster for a big hair 80s band.  

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 I’m glad you posted this. I remember thinking last year, after the rare touchdown, when the person that scored would turn his back to a guy that was running up to celebrate with him and thinking there was some bad blood 

5 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I’m glad you posted this. I remember thinking last year, after the rare touchdown, when the person that scored would turn his back to a guy that was running up to celebrate with him and thinking there was some bad blood 

Touchdowns have been rare so they’re not sure how to act yet.

hand, washington, meekins, and naivar are always posting the team bonding stuff. what are the other coaches doing?

 

 

white guy in the background seasick?

12 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

hand, washington, meekins, and naivar are always posting the team bonding stuff. what are the other coaches doing?

 

 

You get worked up over the strangest things.

10 minutes ago, Tony Soprano said:

The dude in the background looks like he has been drinking too much. 

all part of the experience. 

4 hours ago, Lhorn said:

white guy in the background seasick?

Probly more like lake sick......

Ok Craig need pics of the cooked 'Q.   

white guy in the background seasick?

Csb: I was once on a boat in the pacific for a bachelor party and the strippers were seasick. Kinda killed the vibe. /csb.
54 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


Csb: I was once on a boat in the pacific for a bachelor party and the strippers were seasick. Kinda killed the vibe. /csb.

You know the rules. Pics or I don't believe you.

1 hour ago, nycHorn said:


Csb: I was once on a boat in the pacific for a bachelor party and the strippers were seasick. Kinda killed the vibe. /csb.

Was it after the Catalina Wine Mixer?

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

You know the rules. Pics or I don't believe you.

Pic or it didn’t happen

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

That’s some dark ( sausage) meat!!!

28 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

That’s some dark ( sausage) meat!!!

Meh I'd tear it up... Brisket looked like it may have been a little dry, not sure what kinda chicken that is but it doesn't look grilled and idk when fajita became part of a BBQ but I would've got down on it. All in all a pretty good spread tho. 

14 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

We are winning the Big 12. Fuck the haters. 

No......... no we ain't. I got love for you... but it ain't happening. 

27 minutes ago, Clob94 said:

No......... no we ain't. I got love for you... but it ain't happening. 

You over estimate Mighty Mouse. 

Meh I'd tear it up... Brisket looked like it may have been a little dry, not sure what kinda chicken that is but it doesn't look grilled and idk when fajita became part of a BBQ but I would've got down on it. All in all a pretty good spread tho. 
Can't compare to Terry Price's catering by Kroger, but I'll give it a 3.5 out of 5.
3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Meh I'd tear it up... Brisket looked like it may have been a little dry, not sure what kinda chicken that is but it doesn't look grilled and idk when fajita became part of a BBQ but I would've got down on it. All in all a pretty good spread tho. 

I don't think fajitas are on the menu.  No tortillas or fixing.   I would say sausage, some sort of honey bbq chicken, brisket and pork loin. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

We make the best BBQ in the world and serve it with the worst bread in the world. Never understood that. 

13 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

hand, washington, meekins, and naivar are always posting the team bonding stuff. what are the other coaches doing?

 

 

Party in the USA is their favorite song? #concerned

3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Party in the USA is their favorite song? #concerned

Show me a loss win.

We make the best BBQ in the world and serve it with the worst bread in the world. Never understood that. 
Anyone who actually eats the bread (even quality stuff) is doing it wrong..
44 minutes ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:
We make the best BBQ in the world and serve it with the worst bread in the world. Never understood that. 

Anyone who actually eats the bread (even quality stuff) is doing it wrong..

This right here. I love good bread, but no way in Hell am I letting it take up stomach space that properly belongs to brisket, ribs, and sausage.

Sausage is smoked?  Is that why it's so dark?  

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This right here. I love good bread, but no way in Hell am I letting it take up stomach space that properly belongs to brisket, ribs, and sausage.

Agreed. 

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Sausage is smoked?  Is that why it's so dark?  

No, that’s not why. It’s because she prefers it that way.

Breckyn is on his way to becoming one of my all time favorite Longhorns

15 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

That shot just about covers what's needed on a Saturday football bingefest...

That shot just about covers what's needed on a Saturday football bingefest...
No giant metal tub with a few cases of iced down Texas brews, and the pouring/mixing station must be elsehwere.
1 hour ago, ousux said:
7 hours ago, kopp0e said:
That shot just about covers what's needed on a Saturday football bingefest...

No giant metal tub with a few cases of iced down Texas brews, and the pouring/mixing station must be elsehwere.

Given it's a party for a bunch of kids who can't drink (at least around the coaches), I'd say they've done what they can.

12 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Breckyn is on his way to becoming one of my all time favorite Longhorns

i just want to see him totally unleashed. doesn't feel like we have gotten the full Breckyn experience.

14 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Breckyn is on his way to becoming one of my all time favorite Longhorns

he's got to be a lot more productive for that type of love. 

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