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  • chupacabradelrio
    chupacabradelrio

    is this real?  they have our punter they have drafted this year and no other Horn on the team.  If you check their roster there are a lot of ****** on that team. Hope we don't start taking a lot of cr

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    Hornius Emeritus

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    Elmer_Fudd

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1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Acho went on his LHN rant about Cam Rising on signing day, I was out.  I guess I missed the boat by muting the fashion shows too.  

Missed this I guess. What did he say about the chosen one?

14 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

Missed this I guess. What did he say about the chosen one?

He rambled on and on with Lowell questioning why in the hell would Herman recruit and sign Cam Rising.  He basically implied that Rising brings nothing to the table for the Texas offense before the kid ever set foot on the practice field.   The tool kind of spoiled the kid's signing day.  If  Rising and his family were watching it, they were probably pissed.    

Edited by lemonandaturd

13 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Acho was a grade A ass hole.
Whats the militant black gentleman on espn?
Stephe a smith starter kit?

I have a mutual friend who walked on at DB at Texas. He is Nigerian and from Austin, so the Acho's would often eat over at his house. He had nothing but good things to say.

He's on the WWL-2 and he's carrying the 'Horns brand, so we should all hope that he's good. I'm going to start him off with a clean slate and hope he doesn't step on his dick. You know, kind of 'innocent until proven stupid.'

I liked Emmanuel on LHN.  He'll likely be proven wrong in Cam but I thought he was good otherwise. Good for him. Id rather listen to him than some Buckeye homer. 

Edited by Lhorn

Acho frequently had bombastic and terrible takes on College Football Live and LHN and would subtly walk them back when others called him on it.  He spends wayyyy more time on his fashion choices than researching his takes, but yet his fashion choices are often terrible.  I'm sure he's a fine human being.

14 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I liked Emmanuel on LHN.  He'll likely be proven wrong in Cam but I thought he was good otherwise. Good for him. Id rather listen to him than some Buckeye homer. 

This

3 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Acho frequently had bombastic and terrible takes on College Football Live and LHN and would subtly walk them back when others called him on it.  He spends wayyyy more time on his fashion choices than researching his takes, but yet his fashion choices are often terrible.  I'm sure he's a fine human being.

I think the formula for this type of show is that someone has to be the "over the top" guy. 

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

I think the formula for this type of show is that someone has to be the "over the top" guy. 

Is this where someone posts they took your mom "over the top"?

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Trigger warning: Drew Mehringer

 

No LJH.

17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

No LJH.

Or Heard. Is Pouncy the one squatting in the far left?

Edited by SLChorn

Acho was a grade A ass hole.
Whats the militant black gentleman on espn?
Stephe a smith starter kit?
What? No..

He's overly opinionated sometimes, and always passionate..but not an asshole.
37 minutes ago, SLChorn said:

Or Heard. Is Pouncy the one squatting in the far left?

Yup. Also:

 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

No LJH.

Lil’scheduling conflict 

On July 23, 2018 at 9:32 AM, po elvis said:

i just want to see him totally unleashed. doesn't feel like we have gotten the full Breckyn experience.

Get on his instagram and check and out his modeling pics he did for loreal and pert plus.

9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

No LJH.

Transportation problems. 

5 minutes ago, Tony Soprano said:

This hits close to home. One time I actually saw him at Barton Creek Mall in the men's department at one of the stores.  

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4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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I'm sure Acho was shopping for a lady friend. It's not for his night and weekend gig.

37 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Who gives a fuck what a no name writer says. Dude has 156 followers on twitter lol. Tim Tebow #1? LOL... 

VY in that Urban Meyer offense that is set up for QBs to score TDs VY would have scored about 30 a year on the ground.  Tebow got all the short yardage carries.  VY was good at short yardage too but could also house one from 80.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

VY in that Urban Meyer offense that is set up for QBs to score TDs VY would have scored about 30 a year on the ground.  Tebow got all the short yardage carries.  VY was good at short yardage too but could also house one from 80.

Most importantly VY  was excellent from 5 yards out. On 4th down.

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Edit: broken link, see post #1894

Edited by Machinator

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol 3 Michelob Ultra’s

 

 

 

what an idiot

He should have been arrested for drinking Michelob ultra. What a pussy millennial beer. 

24 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

He should have been arrested for drinking Michelob ultra. What a pussy millennial beer. 

I thought that was strictly a Cougar beer. PBR for millenials.

2 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

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Wish he would have gotten arrested last year so we could have gotten a better WR in there on crucial downs. Still don't understand last year's rotation.

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Say it ain't so, Lo Joe. 

8 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Wish he would have gotten arrested last year so we could have gotten a better WR in there on crucial downs. Still don't understand last year's rotation.

Because he was probably the most dependable reciever we had. Not the most talented by a long shot but a great blocker and catcher. 

Edited by BigHorn'13
LJH not included

4 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

VY in that Urban Meyer offense that is set up for QBs to score TDs VY would have scored about 30 a year on the ground.  Tebow got all the short yardage carries.  VY was good at short yardage too but could also house one from 80.

The VY offense was basically copied by multiple MNC winners after 2005, while inexplicably Mack Brown decided to stop recruiting for it and try and switch to a 1992 power running game. Still one of the dumbest moves in the history of sports. 

4 hours ago, HoustonHorn said:

Most importantly VY  was excellent from 5 yards out. On 4th down.

4th and 5 was on the 14-yard line. 

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Can't see pic, what is it?N/m, LoJo being dum dum It's like uber, lyft and others don't exist sometimes. 21st century players don't have an excuse for this shit..

 

 

 

 

 

 

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