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  • chupacabradelrio
    chupacabradelrio

    is this real?  they have our punter they have drafted this year and no other Horn on the team.  If you check their roster there are a lot of ****** on that team. Hope we don't start taking a lot of cr

  • Hornius Emeritus
    Hornius Emeritus

    Here's a photo that has never been seen by anyone.  One of my readers was going through some slides taken by his father when he came across this photo of DKR on October 4, 1952, when # 5 Texas played

  • Elmer_Fudd
    Elmer_Fudd

    Brainiacs have confirmed Angilau will arrive for summer workouts and he's delayed his mission trip.

1 hour ago, cdain3 said:

 

Not certain whether to say "awesome" or "wtf", but i like the sense of purpose.

On 5/12/2018 at 9:59 AM, thepop said:

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On 5/12/2018 at 9:59 AM, thepop said:

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14 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Did not know that Jim Rome still existed in any form or fashion.

 

Is he a podcast showman these days?

I didn't either but was driving through a nearby city (Sacramento) and heard his show.  Absolutely terrible.  Same juvenile shit it ever was.  His shtick was horrible. 

Not certain whether to say "awesome" or "wtf", but i like the sense of purpose.
I wish nothing but the best for the kid, just hope he realizes the spring game is a glorified/televised scrimmage, and "starting CB" probably isn't in his future when the games count. That may have been the highest point of his life so far, so can't blame him for making a BFD out of it.
6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I didn't either but was driving through a nearby city (Sacramento) and heard his show.  Absolutely terrible.  Same juvenile shit it ever was.  His shtick was horrible. 

CBS picked him up. He's the Arthur Godfrey of sports radio.

59 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

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How can Calvin have any eligibility left at 45 years old?

With a 20 year-old daughter.

is this real?  they have our punter they have drafted this year and no other Horn on the team.  If you check their roster there are a lot of ****** on that team. Hope we don't start taking a lot of crap for this if marketing made this up.  No mention of a quote like this from him on google search.

1 minute ago, chupacabradelrio said:

is this real?  they have our punter they have drafted this year and no other Horn on the team.  If you check their roster there are a lot of ****** on that team. Hope we don't start taking a lot of crap for this if marketing made this up.  No mention of a quote like this from him on google search.

Tyrone Swoopes

Earl Thomas

Michael Dickson

Poona Ford

 

Also, it's quite possible there were Herman-coached players on their board that they liked but didn't end up drafting, for whatever reason.

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6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Tyrone Swoopes

Earl Thomas

Michael Dickson

Poona Ford

 

Forget it, he's on a roll.

41 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Who cares. NFL ready < SEC ready

it is sad because there are members of aggy who probably feel that way.

1 minute ago, thestud said:

Roll or not, Herman didn't coach Tyrone or Earl at all and had very little to do with Poona and Dicko. 

Dicko no, but I don't think anyone expected Poona to be as good as he was in 2017. Giles and Orlando (and Yancy) deserve some credit for that.

Also, he specifically said there were no Horns on the Seahawks besides Dickson.

6 minutes ago, thestud said:

Roll or not, Herman didn't coach Tyrone or Earl at all and had very little to do with Poona and Dicko. 

Dude, your premise is stupid. Herman has coached exactly one year at Texas, and Seattle took two of his players. You are picking the dumbest molehill to die on of all time.

it is sad because there are members of aggy who probably feel that way.

Those pussies in the NFL don't know anything about that SEC gaunlet..

 

Roll or not, Herman didn't coach Tyrone or Earl at all and had very little to do with Poona and Dicko. 

You’re killing my buzz dude.

Not all the good posters immigrated from The Shag. Not all the posters who immigrated from The Shag are good. Newbies? Fuckabuncha newbies.

As it is written, so let it be done.

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Tyrone Swoopes

Earl Thomas

Michael Dickson

Poona Ford

 

Marcus Johnson also got traded to them this off-season

Also, the quote says Tom Herman coached teams, so I'm assuming he also means players they evaluated from Ohio State and Houston that played for him

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Brainiacs have confirmed Angilau will arrive for summer workouts and he's delayed his mission trip.

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

If they put this on FS1 again with that fuckstick Pappadapolis or whatever the fuck that guy's name is, I'll punch a baby. 

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Brainiacs have confirmed Angilau will arrive for summer workouts and he's delayed his mission trip.

Great news.  Thanks for the update.

16 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Brainiacs have confirmed Angilau will arrive for summer workouts and he's delayed his mission trip.

Yeah. That's what i came here looking for. Vague ass paywall protected BS. 

Donors only. Fuuuuck that

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

If they put this on FS1 again with that fuckstick Pappadapolis or whatever the fuck that guy's name is, I'll punch a baby. 

It's on FOX proper, the broadcast channel.

Assuming they don't have any other big games that day, it would be Gus Johnson and Joel Klatt.

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John Burt won the Big12 title in the 110m hurdles.

 

Ran 10.72 in the 100m but did not qualify

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Look like RHM found a home at a JUCO.

 

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55 minutes ago, Machinator said:
Look like RHM found a home at a JUCO.

 

Hope he gets the grades straightened out, will be rooting for him wherever he ends up.

It's on FOX proper, the broadcast channel.
Assuming they don't have any other big games that day, it would be Gus Johnson and Joel Klatt.


IIRC wasn’t that a MLB playoffs conflict?
3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

John Burt won the Big12 title in the 110m hurdles.

 

Ran 10.72 in the 100m but did not qualify

How'd he do in the relay?

9 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:
On 5/14/2018 at 5:31 PM, Machinator said:
Tyrone Swoopes
Earl Thomas
Michael Dickson
Poona Ford
 

Jason Hall as well.

Was going to mention him, but he's already been cut.

On 5/14/2018 at 3:29 PM, chupacabradelrio said:

is this real?  they have our punter they have drafted this year and no other Horn on the team.  If you check their roster there are a lot of ****** on that team. Hope we don't start taking a lot of crap for this if marketing made this up.  No mention of a quote like this from him on google search.

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34 minutes ago, BurntOrangeSatire, LLC said:

What was the mission? 

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What was the mission? 
Soul harvesting, magic underwear distribution.
Was going to mention him, but he's already been cut.
Did not know that. Thanks for the update.

I hope we restrict beer sales in the stadium the way USC did at theirs. Still pissed about that bullshit. 

18 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Brainiacs have confirmed Angilau will arrive for summer workouts and he's delayed his mission trip.

Full quote from TFB:

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– There has been discussion on if East (UT) OT Junior Angilau would enroll at Texas this summer since before he even signed with the Longhorns. The other option is him taking a two-year mission and enrolling at Texas in 2020.

I talked to a source close to him and he told me “He should be enrolling in a few weeks” at Texas and that he’s delaying his mission right now. That would be HUGE news for Texas as Angilau was the highest rated OL signee in the Longhorns 2018 class. He could either play guard or tackle in Austin.

We will keep you up to date in regards to this situation. – (Andrew)

 

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