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Game starts soon. USC ranked number 20 but I predict the condoms will be no match for the Grant Gunnell Effect.

One doesn't simply waltz into Wildcat Stadium and walk away with a victory over the GGE. 

 

Edited by Hornius Emeritus

The Gunnell Affect/Effect/Defect is one thing, but what about the playcaller on the sideline? Is Stumblin still the guy calling in or vetoing plays while casually chewing gum and wearing dark sunglasses?

Toad Orlando firing up the blitzes though from the condoms... or should I say thrusting the blitzes?

There is that To Orlando play. Can’t in good conscience call it his D. 

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That Trojan DB's tackling on the GGE TD pass looked mighty familiar.

7-7

Have yet to see Bru McCoy

I have to come to the fact I am a bad, bad person. 
Why else would I watch a guy who has proven the cars he drives crashes, yet I can’t turn away. 

Edited by Shaddie

During the glorified “COVID era”, watching games in empty stadiums looks as if we’re watching scrimmages that count!

Third and Orlando not using a Spy for Zona QB... Dumbass!!!

Just seeing Orlando still "coaching" a defense makes me Surly.  To be that bad and get paid that much... 

Since Gunnell originally committed to aggy, does that make him "Desert-aggy" ??    😬

Oh no, long run for USC RB... better rotate him out 

 

27 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Since Gunnell originally committed to aggy, does that make him "Desert-aggy" ??    😬

Tech is sand aggy, so...

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USC stepping on their dicks again on offense...

You people worried about USC.  Do you really think they can/will pay a coach $10M/year?   

13 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Just turned back to the game. Is Bru McPussy playing this season?

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4 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Gus and klatt ripping the USC coaching staff...hahahaha

Helton hiring Third-and-Orlando plus air-raid offense trying to be worse than Turtle-Tom

Gus must have usc friends asking him to criticize Helton when condoms struggle -- calling the Trojan Offense "difficult to watch".

Wish Gus would have been more critical of the offense of Turtle-Tom...

 

Edited by LTtxfan

19 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Gus and klatt ripping the USC coaching staff...hahahaha

I think the criticism is unfair.  Helton deserves time to turn this around.  At least 3-4 more years.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

I think the criticism is unfair.  Helton deserves time to turn this around.  At least 3-4 more years.

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93 and 99 for USC seem legit. 

They have a lot of legit players. Their coaches just step on their dicks
2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Bru makes a catch in traffic and then shows frying pan hands on the next one. 

Came to say the same thing lol

Zona running the lsu cramp defensive strategy to slow down condoms...

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

USC WR's better than ours, or do they actually have a qb who can make the deep throws?

It would even out if their FB took some snaps ...

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

It would even out if their FB took some snaps ...

This is probably true. Really liking Slovis, tho. Kid is legit. 

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

USC WR's better than ours, or do they actually have a qb who can make the deep throws?

15 is a beast.  

USC WR's better than ours, or do they actually have a qb who can make the deep throws?

Strength of their team is the WRs.

Man, these State Farm commercials are gonna make me hate Patrick Mahomes as much as Aaron Rodgers and Chris Paul if they're not careful. I've had about enough. 

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Strength of their team is the WRs.

But, SC doesn’t have a bailout go to guy like Brewer ...

Klatt convinced Slovis is banged up based on several poor throws...

Team stats to this point are even in nearly every category.

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