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10 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Would you consider it ironic that he went to Baylor...

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considering all the other "colorful" options out there in the SEC SEX SEC, i guess it's not so bad to have an alleged cuckold for head football coach, eh?

 

Is there a Paterno award like the old Fulmer cup?

6 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

we can go lower

we can always go lower

fuck. I hate this shit. CFB is a guilty pleasure because of all this BS. the Baylor shit just put me off for a few years. it helped that we sucked shit anyway but gooddamn I am sick of this shit. its a window into what this society values and it fucking pisses me no end

 

Penn State has weighed in on the LSU and Baylor situations.

 

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2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I'd hit it.


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With or without her consent?

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

Orgeron tried to tell you!  I mean, he really did try. 

But he speaks crab.

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I'd hit it.


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better looking ginger than Alyson Hannigan. And probably doesn't have any stories from band camp. Tap that ass.

 

Did it ever occur to anyone that they literally couldn't read the reports because they're illiterate hillbillies? Did ya? Didn't think so. Reading is hard in that state. 

Les jus talk about footbaw

Edited by smoky

I should be surprised by this but I’m utterly not. LSU is a shitty university, in a shitty state, with shitty fans, ran by shitty people. They are the epitome of win at all costs. You have former players handing out money on the field after games. The basketball coach was caught on audio admitting to paying players. That’s not even mentioning the money embezzling incident that was promptly swept under the rug. Literally fuck everything about LSU. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm not here to be your dad or anything, but it's pretty fucked up to joke about "hitting it" with a girl that was repeatedly and knowingly abused over the course of months.

Thanks, dad.

5 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I should be surprised by this but I’m utterly not. LSU is a shitty university, in a shitty state, with shitty fans, ran by shitty people. They are the epitome of win at all costs. You have former players handing out money on the field after games. The basketball coach was caught on audio admitting to paying players. That’s not even mentioning the money embezzling incident that was promptly swept under the rug. Literally fuck everything about LSU. 

Forget it Jake, it's Louisiana. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm not here to be your dad or anything, but it's pretty fucked up to joke about "hitting it" with a girl that was repeatedly and knowingly abused over the course of months.

I would take her out on many dates with the hope of consensual sex.

I would take her out on many dates with the hope of consensual sex.

That's more like it.

Mama says that the tennis players and divers are the succubus, Jezebels of the devil.

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Member when their star running back & another player murdered that kid during a drug deal a couple years ago? I member. Players didn’t even miss a game.

Edited by Helobious

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Member when their star running back & another player murdered that kid during a drug deal a couple years ago? I member. Players didn’t even miss a game.

I thought it was a misunderstanding about a PS4.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm not here to be your dad or anything, but it's pretty fucked up to joke about "hitting it" with a girl that was repeatedly and knowingly abused over the course of months.

Yeah. We have a thread for that in IPIHB.

12 hours ago, Xian said:

Urban to LSU? 

Urban hates Cajun food and think Alligators should be a protected species.   

28 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I thought it was a misunderstanding about a PS4.

Haha

24 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Urban hates Cajun food and think Alligators should be a protected species.   

Sounds like a future thread title...

9 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

note to self, never, under any circumstances, let daughter play tennis at or near LSU.  That they had to distinguish which LSU tennis player was getting assaulted is very damning it its own right. 

Fuck that.

I would tell her to not hang around any football players until real change & control is publicly evident. 

why should -she- have to give up her dream if that’s where she wants to go? 

4 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

I keep waiting to read the part about the dads being arrested for retaliation 

I was about to ask what kind of a dad would let this kind of shit happen to his daughter without going medieval on someone at that shitty school. Even a pussy would at least yank his daughter out of there. 

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Have we reached the point where this kind of shit doesn't really even spark outrage? I'm super surprised that LSU would be harboring a rape factory guided by a man of such pristine reputation and alleged integrity as Sir Edgart Beaujolais Orgeron, IV, Esq. But, hey, it's Louisiana. They revel in being a 3rd world country hidden as a shithole state within the interconnected 50 here in the US. 

I'm going to guess that LSU will do nothing, ignore everything that doesn't suit their narrative, and keep right on trucking. They are part of a machine inside a state that actually glorifies and lauds corruption as some sort of playful virtue.

I just call it a shithole, but you can call it something else if you like.

 

 

45 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

@Hugo Stiglitz to the courtesy phone 

As he wipes his chin of BT watching cnn reruns

12 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm not here to be your dad or anything, but it's pretty fucked up to joke about "hitting it" with a girl that was repeatedly and knowingly abused over the course of months.

 

You sure you've been on Surly Horns before?

Wanna know what's really shocking?

That @Kyrie Eleison is nowhere to be found, on the only thread that concerns his team.

Edited by Ghost of Shag

Okay, I haven't followed this story. But CBS News had a piece on it this morning. The first offense they described was of a player taking a photo of a topless girl, from behind, and sharing it with friends. Unless I see a nipple, I have a hard time seeing how her rights were violated in a sexual abuse sort of way. Maybe in the sense of letting everyone know she was fooling around with a football player, but welcome to the world, sister. She didn't accuse him of rape or anything. 

If that was the top story then I'm inclined to suspect the further allegations of systemic cover ups of sexual assault claims. 

I'm not dismissing the allegations out of hand but I need more evidence. It seems a little flimsy at first glance. 

11 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I should be surprised by this but I’m utterly not. LSU is a shitty university, in a shitty state, with shitty fans, ran by shitty people. They are the epitome of win at all costs. You have former players handing out money on the field after games. The basketball coach was caught on audio admitting to paying players. That’s not even mentioning the money embezzling incident that was promptly swept under the rug. Literally fuck everything about LSU. 

/thread

ESPN certainly didn’t treat this as one of the main news stories on Sportscenter last night when I watched it.  Chris Paul trade and NCAA Tournament site were the “Top Stories.”

That's terrible. This should become a much, much bigger story. That one dad should be ashamed of his reaction with the tennis coach.

26 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

ESPN certainly didn’t treat this as one of the main news stories on Sportscenter last night when I watched it.  Chris Paul trade and NCAA Tournament site were the “Top Stories.”

ESPN loves the SEC thus so forth and so on...

Amazing cooincidence this is brought to light in the middle of a season where tigah is epic bed shitting, I guess none of this was happening in 2019?[emoji849]

As much as this doesnt surprise me, it also doesnt help us much. Top Texas recruits will still continue being paid to attend Swamp tigah, but this may cripple them just enough aggy doesnt get their annual beatdown in future seasons. There is always a dark side to this sort of news..

13 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

LSU is a shitty university, in a shitty state, with shitty fans, run by shitty people. 

Very much all of this.

13 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Did it ever occur to anyone that they literally couldn't read the reports because they're illiterate floodplainbillies? Did ya? Didn't think so. Reading is hard in that state. 

fify even though yeah like I know there are those two hills between Shreveport and Monroe.

On 11/16/2020 at 9:28 AM, closetojumping said:

 They revel in being a 3rd world country hidden as a shithole state within the interconnected 50 here in the US. 

 

You can go south out of Texas into Mexico or east into Louisiana. Pedro or Boudreaux. Mordida or lagniappe. The only thing that changes is the accent. 

1 hour ago, mininghorn88 said:

ESPN loves the SEC thus so forth and so on...

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12 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Fuck that.

I would tell her to not hang around any football players until real change & control is publicly evident. 

why should -she- have to give up her dream if that’s where she wants to go? 

my post was somewhat flippant, but how long until real change and accountability?  That's the rub.  I get what you are saying and agree, but given the news as it stands today, would you let your hypothetical daughter join the tennis team now?  There's dreams getting stalled and then there's scarring that last a lifetime.

I was on the 40 acres in the mid 90s and roomed with and hung out around some UT athletes.  mostly track.  Most of the parties were 75% athletes from all sports.  I never saw any shit like this (or what happened at Baylor), but if there were bad dudes that were repeatedly enabled and not held accountable for their actions, just being a female athlete puts them closer socially to those bad actors (vs a non-athlete student).

anyway, there are always going to bad things that happen.  There should never be bad people in a position of authority to cover up those things and enabling them to happen over and over.

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