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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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He will spend the rest of his term grifting.

So, no changes.
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  • Pato del Muerto
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    I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

  • Anyone who bitches about "wokeness" is a giant, gaping pussy of a person with a weak resolve. 

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    Because putting a silhouette of him hopping across a bed didn't make sense at the time?

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12 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

He'll probably move to Nashville, start a podcast, beef with Ben Shapiro, then get drunk and send embarassing DMs to Tomi Lahren Charlie Kirk.

 

fixy

 

21 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

7 months of lame duck session for him should be entertaining

Especially if the naked horseplay vids keep dropping first of the month.

18 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He will spend the rest of his term grifting.

I can’t imagine the vastness of the chasm between that and what he’s already been doing…mostly because I’ve never actually witnessed a flea hop.

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Dipshit got whacked… 

May be too intense for some viewers

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Saw that classic at the Palace in Georgetown. I laughed hysterically at that scene (age 10 I think). 

What a world in which we live.

So what's next for Sitler? Wouldn't surprise me if Fox brings him on for some Gutfeld style abortion, but I get more of a NewsMax vibe from him.

14 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

So what's next for Sitler? Wouldn't surprise me if Fox brings him on for some Gutfeld style abortion, but I get more of a NewsMax vibe from him.

He might want to try acquiring a valid drivers license

Handicapping futures for this turd:

Hosts far-right podcast called “The Cawthorn Truthcast” 65%
 

Dies from drug overdose or car wreck 20%
 

Retreats and remakes himself in a normal life as a real estate agent 10%
 

Unsuccessfully campaigns for office 4%
 

Successfully campaigns for office 1%

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Moves to Alaska with all the other guys who can't go back to their hometown 0.1%

Attends 10 year reunion 0.0%

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Just dropped in to say good riddance to this fuckbag. I'd love to never see him again but I can imagine he'll be on some weird network. I hope not. He'd be a decent luggage rack if you removed his ability to steer. 

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50 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Handicapping futures for this turd:

Hosts far-right podcast called “The Cawthorn Truthcast” 65%
 

Dies from drug overdose or car wreck 20%
 

Retreats and remakes himself in a normal life as a real estate agent 10%
 

Unsuccessfully campaigns for office 4%
 

Successfully campaigns for office 1%

Shits in a bag %100

 

He'll ghostwrite a book about the dirty insider business in the GOP and try to sell it saying he and Trump will clean the swamp.

 

 

Kick rocks metaphorically.

4 hours ago, smuggs said:

Especially if the naked horseplay vids keep dropping first of the month.

The PAC releasing the videos said they had much, much worse, that may not have been legal to publish or whatever.

If he had survived his primary, wonder if they would have been so hesitant to release them.

4 hours ago, 27-25 said:

What a world in which we live.

Republicans would be conflicted over Gary Hart today.

"He's a Democrat....but he's definitely not gay."

He’ll move to Jersey, run for Pa Senate seat.  

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3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He’ll move to Jersey, run for Pa Senate seat.  

More than likely he will hold office in Texas and threaten to get rid of "fake Texans" you know the people born and raised in Texas.

 

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46 minutes ago, F250 said:

More than likely he will hold office in Texas and threaten to get rid of "fake Texans" you know the people born and raised in Texas.

 

TINO's...

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Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

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Could that Lindell TV logo scream christian white nationalist any louder?  Good god.

44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

The issue to me is whether they can't or whether they won't.  If they can't do it effectively, then hire people who can.  If they won't do it because of the "we fly high when they go low" bullshit, then expect the same stagnant shit from the Dems with Pelosi and Schumer calling the shots from the 1970s. 

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Because they know their own kind and how to take them down.
9 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Handicapping futures for this turd:

Hosts far-right podcast called “The Cawthorn Truthcast” 65%
 

Dies from drug overdose or car wreck 20%
 

Retreats and remakes himself in a normal life as a real estate agent 10%
 

Unsuccessfully campaigns for office 4%
 

Successfully campaigns for office 1%

 

My gawd, what has happened to this place?!?

This low-hanging fruit hung so long it fell from the tree and now just sits all moldy and rotten on the ground.

Shame on all of you.

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Because the ratfuckers with the real dirty dirt are GQP and they ain’t giving that shit to Democrats?
7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

He'll ghostwrite a book about the dirty insider business in the GOP and try to sell it saying he and Trump will clean the swamp.

If he ghost writes a book, who will claim credit for writing it? And how would he benefit?

And how is he not the sort of moron that needs someone else to ghost write his own autobiography the way that Lynn Vincent wrote Sarah Palin’s in Going Rogue?

He’s not writing anything. He needs someone else to write for him and then he’ll take credit for it. Just like Simple Sarah the Winking Bimbo.

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Write a book??

Sitler can’t even write his own gotdamn name!

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He'll ghostwrite a book about the dirty insider business in the GOP and try to sell it saying he and Trump will clean the swamp.
 
 
Can you imagine trying to read and edit an entire book of this 5th grader's scrawling?

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I knew I should have written that better.  Should have hired a ghostwriter myself.

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Write a book??

Sitler can’t even write his own gotdamn name!

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It looks like when Billy Madison had to write cursive on the fucking chalkboard

6 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It looks like when Billy Madison had to write cursive on the fucking chalkboard

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Any serious reading of his cursive last name would be "Cauthon".  Jesus.

Clearly he was homeschooled by morons

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9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Write a book??

Sitler can’t even write his own gotdamn name!

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Was high in LA one time and showed this to my friend and we laughed for 2 hours. 

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On 5/18/2022 at 9:09 AM, Chooky said:

I'd love to never see him again but I can imagine he'll be on some weird network. I hope not.

 

19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Because Democrats don't know how to play in the mud.  Former Republicans do.  I'm a big fan of the Lincoln Project and the Bulwark.

19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Cons tie their messaging to Jesus and those unable to think critically are fooled by the old okie doke. Plus the messages are simple and nonsensical, e.g. pedo groomers and baby killers and God haters…stupid stuff like that.

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39 minutes ago, Exposition said:

 

 

Congress to Death Eater pipeline?

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We need to encourage Cawthorn and his fans and Dark MAGA to take on all establishment Republicans.

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I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

34 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Congress to Death Eater pipeline?

What’s “gentile politics”?

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