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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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21 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

OK y’all walk me through this. The Russian government is recruiting American born Instahoes for honey pot traps of young right wingers who may someday go into politics. That seem likely?

Admittedly that is the only thing that doesn't line up perfectly.  That, and their meeting predates his getting elected.  

But people do weird things.  Imagine a normal woman being attracted to him. Any idea if his parents have money?

I doubt Army Todd (not Marine Todd, sadly) told her he was a Russian agent.  

 

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Just now, Bullneck said:

Admittedly that is the only thing that doesn't line up perfectly.  But people do weird things.  Imagine a normal woman being attracted to him. 

I doubt Army Todd (not Marine Todd, sadly) told her he was a Russian agent.  

 

I’m not seeing anything add up. The honey pot has to be in on it or it doesn’t work. Also he hadn’t even gotten the nomination much less won the seat when he went to Russia no?

Ultimately where is the leverage? Hey do what we want or we’ll tell everyone we set you up with a gold digger?

The only thing that is provable is Cawthorn is borderline downsy 

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3 people to dotard's left thinking what the fuck is that moron saying while madison assumes his "intellectual" pose. 

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 he hadn’t even gotten the nomination much less won the seat when he went to Russia no?

I edited my post to address the time frame issue.  

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Ultimately where is the leverage? Hey do what we want or we’ll tell everyone we set you up with a gold digger?

He was working for Mark Meadows for a while, Trump's chief of staff.  The bio below is silent on his whereabouts from 2016 to 2019.  

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From January 2015 to August 2016, Cawthorn worked as a staff assistant in Representative Mark Meadows's district office.[21] He told the Asheville Citizen-Times he worked there "full-time", but it was a part-time role.[11]

Cawthorn is the owner of SPQR Holdings, LLC, a real estate investment firm in Hendersonville. The firm was started in August 2019 and reported no income; Cawthorn is its sole employee.[12] The initialism SPQR was commonly used as a symbol of the Roman Empire and stands for Senatus Populusque Romanus ("The Roman Senate and People"). SPQR "has been embraced by skinhead gangs in Italy and by some white nationalists in the United States",[22] but the Anti-Defamation League does not include SPQR in its hate symbol database, and the organization's Mark Pitcavage has said it is used "just as much or more often by nonextremists than extremists".[23] Cawthorn has said he used the initials for his company name merely because it is "a term for Rome" and that "SPQR is a warning to my generation from the ages against tyranny and authoritarianism."[22]

Obviously I don't know anything, I don't like the guy, and there's a lot of strange behaviors going on.  But I'll bet you a cold six pack by the time Thompson, Schiff, Cheney, et al get done some other weird things will come out. 

21 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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3 people to dotard's left thinking what the fuck is that moron saying while madison assumes his "intellectual" pose. 

Flaming Hot Cheeto on the far right silently mocking Trump's skin tone game. 

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2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Wow, Richard Marx was right here waiting to send that tweet.

24 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Wow, Richard Marx was right here waiting to send that tweet.

It's a hazard that Beefcake faces every time his intern launches another tweet out onto the internets.

On 12/28/2021 at 4:40 PM, Blotto said:

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3 people to dotard's left thinking what the fuck is that moron saying while madison assumes his "intellectual" pose. 

 

Nobody at the table has any papers, notes, nothing at all in front of them. Nothing of any substance was discussed. This is a meet and greet photo op that everybody at that table had to pay to attend in order to listen to dOTArD blabber about whatever random shit was on his grievance list that day. 

 

and the grift continues.

 

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Wow, Richard Marx was right here waiting to send that tweet.

Found in the comments:

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Nobody at the table has any papers, notes, nothing at all in front of them. Nothing of any substance was discussed. This is a meet and greet photo op that everybody at that table had to pay to attend in order to listen to dOTArD blabber about whatever random shit was on his grievance list that day. 

 

and the grift continues.

 

I believe it was labeled a "round-table".

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Found in the comments:

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I wonder if he and his followers realize that somebody like him, with his paralysis and his brain that slowed down,  probably would have been killed under Action T4. I'm not saying they are neo-Nazis or support Hitler or anything, just pointing out that he and others like him would have been exterminated by the Nazis.

On 12/28/2021 at 4:40 PM, Blotto said:

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3 people to dotard's left thinking what the fuck is that moron saying while madison assumes his "intellectual" pose. 

Quando il gioco si fa duro: i quarant'anni di Animal House ...

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This fucking guy

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Who wore it better?

17 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

This fucking guy

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Is he wearing a fucking shooting jacket? Nevermind, of course he is...

Madison is one of the monsters he wants you to raise your sons to be.

"rally"

"abiding by the Constitution"

"defending the integrity of each legal vote"

 

Strike 3, you're out.

 

“Tomorrow marks the year anniversary of the rally that took place on January 6.”

No shit? January 6 is the annual anniversary of an event that also occurred on January 6, but in a prior year?

What a fucking imbecile.

To be fair to Madison, 2022 is a Leap Year next month which is one month from now in two years.  But it marks an event from last year which was the year after the last leap year.

He's dumber than a box of rocks.  But at least he's an aspiring fascist with a hard on for Nazis too tho, amirite?

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Well, if he loses his NC seat, he will just move to Southlake, win a seat, and represent Texas.

17 minutes ago, pacman said:

Well, if he loses his NC seat, he will just move to Southlake, win a seat, and represent Texas.

Madison Cawthorn, Southlake's own grand Dragon in Congress.

3 hours ago, pacman said:

Well, if he loses his NC seat, he will just move to Southlake, win a seat, and represent Texas.

Correction.  He will primary Ted Cruz.  And win, easily.  Senator Cawthorn, Texas.  It will happen.

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On 1/6/2022 at 4:56 PM, The Royal We said:

He's dumber than a box of rocks.  But at least he's an aspiring fascist with a hard on for Nazis too tho, amirite?

I doubt that...

5 hours ago, pacman said:

Well, if he loses his NC seat, he will just move to Southlake, win a seat, and represent Texas.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Correction.  He will primary Ted Cruz.  And win, easily.  Senator Cawthorn, Texas.  It will happen.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

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You must not have noticed the timeline we're living in.

Imagine the shittiest thing that could happen.  Boom, that's what will happen.  Whatever fork in the road leads to a giant vat of liquid shit, that's the fork this timeline takes.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You must not have noticed the timeline we're living in.

Imagine the shittiest thing that could happen.  Boom, that's what will happen.  Whatever fork in the road leads to a giant vat of liquid shit, that's the fork this timeline takes.

Joe Biden beat Donald Trump.

30 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Joe Biden beat Donald Trump.

Oh Yeah, but...

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Joe Biden beat Donald Trump.

This time.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Joe Biden beat Donald Trump.

And Mack Brown still has a coaching job.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

And Mack Brown still has a coaching job.

high quality GIF

9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

If he actually believed that, he still doesn't have the balls to leave the party.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

If he actually believed that, he still doesn't have the balls to leave the party.

I dunno, I'm kinda hoping for a splinter Trump Party. That would wreck some shit.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I dunno, I'm kinda hoping for a splinter Trump Party. That would wreck some shit.

MAGA Party. It's already got a name.  Trump already has the PACs setup.

And we just need Huffines to lead it in Texas.

31 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

27 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Madison Cawthorn debating Rachel Maddow?

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Maddow would show up well prepared and clean his clock in the real world...but Roller Himmler would just speak total gibberish, accuse her of being a Jewish space laser pedophile and all of Trump world would crow about how he owned Maddow.

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Maddow would show up well prepared and clean his clock in the real world...but Roller Himmler would just speak total gibberish, accuse her of being a Jewish space laser pedophile and all of Trump world would crow about how he owned Maddow.

This.  There is never, ever an upside to wrestling a deranged pig.

9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Rachel Maddow was a Rhodes Scholar.

Lauren Boebert recently completed her GED.

Go sit down, pop tart.

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Go sit down, pop tart.

Not you, Madison. You're always sitting.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Not you, Madison. You're always sitting.

Hot Wheels 2: Dickhead Boogaloo

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

MAGA Party. It's already got a name.  Trump already has the PACs setup.

And we just need Huffines to lead it in Texas.

Honest question: why hasn't this happened yet?

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