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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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The money from other PACs, ballot access in some states, and the propensity of many straight ticket voters who aren’t huge fans but pull that lever every year without fail.  
 

they thought about it long and hard.  Workshopped and gamed it out.  But the math didn’t shake out.  
 

in the end the livestock in this country that consider themselves “citizens”, “patriots”, and “voters”…..still need a few shepherds and the MAGA party option didn’t allow for that. 

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  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

  • Anyone who bitches about "wokeness" is a giant, gaping pussy of a person with a weak resolve. 

  • atomheartbevo
    atomheartbevo

    Because putting a silhouette of him hopping across a bed didn't make sense at the time?

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Also, why start over when you pretty much have complete control of the Republican Party. 

Because allegiance.  There are a handful of Senators and Reps and statewide officials that do not cow-tow to him.  And that annoys him to no end.  A MAGA party would be 100% top-to-bottom bootlicking, cum-sucking, ball-gargling allegiant.  He also knows, deep down inside, that millions of loyal GOP voters defected to vote against him in 2016, and certainly in massive droves in 2020.  That troubles him.  He would love a system whereby you could only register to vote as a MAGA voter if you already had Trump/whoever pre-filled on your ballot and could then vote for your local races after that, on that sole condition.  Yes, the logistics and ethics don't really jive, but you think that fucking bothers him or the countless state election officials that would gladly massage out that process?  A very close second after him winning and being adored is punishing the rest of us who often vote Republican but hate him and his ilk with the fury of a thousands suns and want him to be no longer on this planet.  

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Honest question: why hasn't this happened yet?

Because the GOP decided to become the MAGA party in 2016. In the past the GOP would push out these types then they would form a 3rd Party like Pat Buchanan did in the 90's. This time the GOP decided to embrace the movement and push out the traditional Republicans.

 

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Also, why start over when you pretty much have complete control of the Republican Party. 

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Because allegiance.  There are a handful of Senators and Reps and statewide officials that do not cow-tow to him.  And that annoys him to no end.  A MAGA party would be 100% top-to-bottom bootlicking, cum-sucking, ball-gargling allegiant.  He also knows, deep down inside, that millions of loyal GOP voters defected to vote against him in 2016, and certainly in massive droves in 2020.  That troubles him.  He would love a system whereby you could only register to vote as a MAGA voter if you already had Trump/whoever pre-filled on your ballot and could then vote for your local races after that, on that sole condition.  Yes, the logistics and ethics don't really jive, but you think that fucking bothers him or the countless state election officials that would gladly massage out that process?  A very close second after him winning and being adored is punishing the rest of us who often vote Republican but hate him and his ilk with the fury of a thousands suns and want him to be no longer on this planet.  

Trump does not have complete control of the GOP's purse strings *yet* and there are still plenty of Republicans who don't toe the line for him, up to and including McConnell - he's been trying to get Mitch out of power for the past year and continues to fail.

I have no doubt that Trump's people have gamed it out though.  It's the ultimate ego trip for Trump, and the best way to fully grift the GOP.

At the very least, gaming it out and putting out word could push the GOP into giving Trump control over the purse strings.

 

 

 

What a fucking cunt.

“It was immature. He’s a child. He lacks common sense. I think the congressman was overcompensating for something that he lacks and feeling inadequate among the heroes on that call,” said John Feal, a 9/11 first responder who was at the virtual meeting.

Feal was one of at least two people at the Veterans’ Affairs meeting who noticed what Cawthorn was doing. Both were infuriated. But the general public couldn’t see it, because the two-hour virtual hearing was held over Zoom—which meant that those tuning in could only see the person speaking.

 

Cawthorn worked on his pistol out of sight for several minutes, two people told The Daily Beast, but it became plainly visible during the testimony of Jen Burch, a veteran who spent six years in the Air Force serving in Japan and Afghanistan.


https://www.thedailybeast.com/madison-cawthorn-cleans-gun-during-veterans-affairs-hearing

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On 1/12/2022 at 4:54 PM, F250 said:

Because the GOP decided to become the MAGA party in 2016. In the past the GOP would push out these types then they would form a 3rd Party like Pat Buchanan did in the 90's. This time the GOP decided to embrace the movement and push out the traditional Republicans.

 

Because, unlike the 90s, they realized they could not win a lot of elections without MAGA.

The Daily Beast asked Cawthorn’s office if the congressman thought this an appropriate time to clean his firearm. His communications director, Luke Ball, responded: “What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?”

 

Fucking lulz.

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2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The Daily Beast asked Cawthorn’s office if the congressman thought this an appropriate time to clean his firearm. His communications director, Luke Ball, responded: “What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?”

 

Fucking lulz.

OH!!! OH!!! MISTA KOTTA!  I HAVE AN ANSWER TO THIS ONE!

How about "respecting the rule of law and the peaceful transfer of power?"  That seems SUPER patriotic to me.

15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The Daily Beast asked Cawthorn’s office if the congressman thought this an appropriate time to clean his firearm. His communications director, Luke Ball, responded: “What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?”

Fucking lulz.

So shitloads of veterans are committing suicide or having other medical issues or whatever, and he's so fucking bored out of his mind that he's cleaning a sidearm.

Perfectly on brand for today's GOP.

40 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So shitloads of veterans are committing suicide or having other medical issues or whatever, and he's so fucking bored out of his mind that he's cleaning a sidearm.

Perfectly on brand for today's GOP.

. . . and it got exactly the reaction he was hoping for.  He's not trying to sway new support, he's trying to keep the support he has.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Cawthorn worked on his pistol out of sight for several minutes

I think this is a euphemism.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The Daily Beast asked Cawthorn’s office if the congressman thought this an appropriate time to clean his firearm. His communications director, Luke Ball, responded: “What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?”

 

Fucking lulz.

Haven’t you heard? We take awesome care of our veterans!!!

  • 2 weeks later...

Cawthorn fell to page 2 on surly, so he knew a drastic comment was needed to gain attention. Then, he took it to 11 for papa Trump.

 

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Cawthorn fell to page 2 on surly, so he knew a drastic comment was needed to gain attention. Then, he took it to 11 for papa Trump.

 

I wonder how Eric feels about this.

If you're not immediately envisioning an Eric Trump wheelchair basketball training montage in order to curry favor with his father in light of this Cawthorn story...

Attention cons, the new narrative for your talking points is out.

 

 

7 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Attention cons, the new narrative for your talking points is out.

 

 

 

amazing how fast they rebuilt all the major cities !!

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

amazing how fast they rebuilt all the major cities !!

3D printing, probably socialist

8 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Attention cons, the new narrative for your talking points is out.

 

 

RE BUILT THIS CITY

RE BUILT THIS CITY ON 'THORN 'N ROLL

RE BUILT THIS CITY 

RE BUILT THIS CITY ON 'THORN 'N ROLL

/starship

 

 

23 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Attention cons, the new narrative for your talking points is out.

 

 

 

I would think the rural rubes who eat up that BLM fear shit would celebrate such an accomplishment.

 

not unlike the "one finger salute" that he was hoping to get from his estranged wife. 

How’d the final sentence not make the headline “when Donald Trump returns”… he’s Christ!

53 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Can this hick even father children?

 

Remember how offended everyone supposedly got when some R told Obama "you lie!"?  How quaint.

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I’m really starting to hate guys in wheelchairs.

On 1/12/2022 at 7:29 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Maddow would show up well prepared and clean his clock in the real world...but Roller Himmler would just speak total gibberish, accuse her of being a Jewish space laser pedophile and all of Trump world would crow about how he owned Maddow.

Yep.  Same reason AOC wants nothing to do with Boebert.  They're morons, but so are the people who support them.  

 

Never wrestle with a pig.  You both get dirty, but the pig likes it.

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Can this hick even father children?

He most likely can't even get an erection.  

Hence the source of his anger.

"Their savior Joe Biden is a withered, withering, blundering fo, failure".

Well done, Madison.  The jokes write themselves.  Every accusation is a confession, indeed.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Their savior Joe Biden is a withered, withering, blundering fo, failure".

Well done, Madison.  The jokes write themselves.  Every accusation is a confession, indeed.

If a liberal in a wheelchair was talking this kind of shit about Trump, Trump would have put out a tweet about "Look, this guy doesn't even stand up for the national anthem, America's song, he doesn't even try!" 

And the purpose of this false flag Deep State operation was to... stop the certification of Biden? Make the losing side look bad?  Makes sense bruh

Literally dumber than dirt.  In fact, I think he's dumber than Bobo.

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Literally dumber than dirt.  In fact, I think he's dumber than Bobo.

you mean "steve"?

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19 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Cripple on cripple crime.  You hate to see it.

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Every time I see this thread bumped, I keep thinking back to the wheelchair victim from Friday 13th 2, the machete to the face. 

On 2/2/2022 at 6:00 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Can this hick even father children?

 

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Crenshaw should take the high road and reply standing up.

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Crenshaw should take the high road and reply standing up.

"As I stand before you, some have been asking me about Madison Cawthorn's comment.  Now, I'll admit that I didn't see the comment, but as soon as I'm done here, I'll walk over to my office and view it.  But first, I need to take a phone call from a buddy who is a Naval Academy grad."

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Crenshaw should take the high road and reply standing up.

Should reply to him while banging crips ex-wife from behind.  

On 2/3/2022 at 3:03 PM, Beau Vine said:

Look at this dumbfuck:

 

Jesus, where do you start?  What a bitch.

On 2/2/2022 at 7:54 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Remember how offended everyone supposedly got when some R told Obama "you lie!"?  How quaint.

Joe Wilson of SC

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Crenshaw should reply with a clip of him trying to push a piece of rope into a hole. 

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