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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

  • Anyone who bitches about "wokeness" is a giant, gaping pussy of a person with a weak resolve. 

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    atomheartbevo

    Because putting a silhouette of him hopping across a bed didn't make sense at the time?

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They are literally trying to one-up each other in the race to the bottom.

I’m just gonna ask the rest of the board and risk getting perma banned , 

politics aside is Toby Keith really considered a great philosopher in this country?   I mean if he’s known as that on the daily Texan and other forums, I’ll except that and leave my wisecracks to myself.  But if that’s not really a thing then we are so much more fucked than I though 

Okay, a side-gig of mine is voiceover work.  Mostly for friend's campaigns and non-profits (radio ads mostly, due to my oversized head not looking nice on TV).  I can go between baritone and bass fairly easily.  

I am trying to get my Toby Keith voice right.  I can hit the accent okay actually, it's the pitch and buzzed slur that's giving me problems.  But I want to call Madison's congressional office as Toby Keith and thank him for the shout-out.  I know I can nail this without laughing.  Anybody wanna call in with me like you're my assistant and asking them please hold for Mr. Keith like he's really important?  I know it's juvenile but it'll only take 90 seconds of our time and I mean c'mon...we get to be the 'Great American Philosopher'! 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I’m just gonna ask the rest of the board and risk getting perma banned , 

politics aside is Toby Keith really considered a great philosopher in this country?   I mean if he’s known as that on the daily Texan and other forums, I’ll except that and leave my wisecracks to myself.  But if that’s not really a thing then we are so much more fucked than I though 

The notion that Toby Fucking Keith is a great philosopher is already widely excepted.  That he's a run of the mill Oklahoma cocksucker is also widely accepted in the circle I run.

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That speech.

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On 2/24/2022 at 4:14 PM, Jive Turkey said:

 

You have to be careful declaring a "new low" for a guy who claimed his friend left him for dead when he had actually saved his life, and all the other shit this waste of half a human life has done.

How many times until it becomes an habitual offender felony traffic case?

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Records show that Cawthorn is due in court in Cleveland County on May 6.

Cawthorn also has a Polk County court date on April 18 and in Buncombe County on May 3.

What a slut.

Congrats to Gil for having reply #666 to this thread (according to the counter on the front page at least). 

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On 3/2/2022 at 3:20 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

"kings and kingdoms fall to their knees."  Yeah, that's kind of how Viet Nam went, didn't it.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Let's say you didn't know who this was or what they did for money. Any thoughts?

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5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Let's say you didn't know who this was or what they did for money. Any thoughts?

 

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https://www.wral.com/us-rep-madison-cawthorn-calls-zelensky-thug/20180199/

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RALEIGH, N.C. — U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina told supporters he thought Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy was a "thug"—a comment that runs counter to the overwhelming share of Republicans with a favorable view of the leader fending off a military invasion from Russia.

"Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug," Cawthorn said in a video obtained by WRAL. "Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies."

 

Jesus, I really want to slap this little punk right out of that wheelchair

https://www.wral.com/us-rep-madison-cawthorn-calls-zelensky-thug/20180199/

RALEIGH, N.C. — U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina told supporters he thought Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy was a "thug"—a comment that runs counter to the overwhelming share of Republicans with a favorable view of the leader fending off a military invasion from Russia.

"Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug," Cawthorn said in a video obtained by WRAL. "Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies."

 

“Something something word salad WOKE agenda (gargles Trump’s balls) something something more word salad WOKE”
18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Let's say you didn't know who this was or what they did for money. Any thoughts?

pre-successful dj waiting for the base to drop.  but it never did.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

GOP trying but failing to step away from their Right Wing Nationalist problem.

A GOP member of congress will say something nutty tomorrow.

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"woke ideologies."

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Should be in jail for driving without legs.

Just now, 'stache said:

Should be in jail for driving without legs.

I won't go that far. I met a lady that had a customized car she could drive with no legs. Hand controls for everything

This piece of shit’s ex-wife was a Russian spy hired to marry him. Of course he’s anti-Ukraine 

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Let's say you didn't know who this was or what they did for money. Any thoughts?

I didn't watch the clip, but I would guess realtor.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Should be in jail for driving without legs.

He probably sucks to take on offshore fishing trips.  Never gets his sea legs.

This guy is really making a run at Greg Abbott's chokehold on the Biggest Piece of Shit in a Wheelchair title.

6 hours ago, F250 said:

GOP trying but failing to step away from their Right Wing Nationalist problem.

A GOP member of congress will say something nutty tomorrow.

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Disagree. Lady G is doing this because it will work. Enough semi-anti-trump former R voters will hear it that they will agree and pull that R lever again in 2022 and 2024. They think it’s over and the Conservative party they thought they knew just had a hiccup. 
 

We are all fucked. 

17 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

That dipshit knows one adverb and one adverb only.

16 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

He probably sucks to take on offshore fishing trips.  Never gets his sea legs.

Can always use him as a bobber. 

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why does this guy exist?

because abortion is not prevalent enough

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is he sportin’ a shiner? 

Perhaps one of those trees he was punching decided to punch back.

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