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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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  • Pato del Muerto
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    I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

  • Anyone who bitches about "wokeness" is a giant, gaping pussy of a person with a weak resolve. 

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#1052

Of course it is coordinated and political you simple fuck. The worrisome part is it's your own party doing it.

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#1054

The Let's Go Brandon meme crypto coin is going to bring him down? Lulz

#1055

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

#1058
11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Oh no, he’s an idiot 

#1059
37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Holy crap, they are throwing this asshole under the bus

 

 

 

I assume every member of congress has participated in, and benefitted from, insider trading.  Whether they understand the rules or don’t and think they just got a nice stock tip. 
 

since I believe that, I must also believe that because they rarely if ever get busted for it, there is an understanding of MAD that nobody plays that card without levels of approval from some informal element within.  And that it is used precisely in instances like madi here to help get rid of him. 

#1060
19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

No, he's an idiot, too.

#1061
24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

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#1062

We'll agree to disagree.  His brain functions.  He doesn't believe his own bullshit.  He's an evil piece of shit.

#1063
42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Not sure what the hell you watched, but everything I've seen from him indicates he has an intellect in the vicinity of an average 6th grader. 

#1064
1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I fully expect an overdose with this guy soon. I've never seen this much drama around someone that didn't include drug abuse.

Don't get our hopes up bro. 

#1065
26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

We'll agree to disagree.  His brain functions.  He doesn't believe his own bullshit.  He's an evil piece of shit.

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#1066

His lifelong dream was to visit Hitler's Eagle's Nest.  He's a true believer.

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#1068
53 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

If he believes his bullshit, he's and idiot. If he doesn't, he an evil wart goblin.

Which is why I said he doesn't believe his own bullshit.

Some of you struggle with the concept that a person can have an above-average IQ ("not an idiot") and still lack integrity or common sense.  Good to see y'all have picked up on a complete non-starter to rail against.

Tell me, does Ted Cruz have low intellect?

#1070
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I assume every member of congress has participated in, and benefitted from, insider trading.  Whether they understand the rules or don’t and think they just got a nice stock tip. 
 

since I believe that, I must also believe that because they rarely if ever get busted for it, there is an understanding of MAD that nobody plays that card without levels of approval from some informal element within.  And that it is used precisely in instances like madi here to help get rid of him. 

You think the red necks in NC won’t re-elect him because of insider trading?  I laughed. 

#1071
8 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Ted Cruz is the smartest person in history next to Cawthorn. Not comparable. 

I didn't equate them.  I'm pointing out the fact that a person can have an intellect at or above average and still be a despicable slimy worthless shitbag.  Cruz is practically the gold standard, which was my fucking point.

#1072
47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I didn't equate them.  I'm pointing out the fact that a person can have an intellect at or above average and still be a despicable slimy worthless shitbag.  Cruz is practically the gold standard, which was my fucking point.

No one is arguing against your fact. They are disagreeing with your opinion that Cawthorn is not an idiot. 

#1073
27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

No one is arguing against your fact. They are disagreeing with your opinion that Cawthorn is not an idiot. 

This is a stunningly ridiculous discussion.  I stand by my statement.

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#1074
We'll agree to disagree.  His brain functions.  He doesn't believe his own bullshit.  He's an evil piece of shit.

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#1075

That kid is gonna be booted out of office on his ass. He apparently pissed off the wrong people.

#1077
57 minutes ago, Satchel said:

That kid is gonna be booted out of office on his ass. He apparently pissed off the wrong people.

He doesn't even seem to realize it either.  He's going to chase the libs like a dog chasing his own tail, all the while it's the R's who are doing this.

Which is more evidence that he's an idiot.

#1078
7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Na man, dude is also paralyzed neck-up. 

#1080
3 hours ago, Satchel said:

That kid is gonna be booted out of office on his ass. He apparently pissed off the wrong people.

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#1081
19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a stunningly ridiculous discussion.  I stand by my statement.

do you ever admit when you're wrong? the dude is clearly dumb as fuck. he's smart enough to fake it, but it's obvious he's stupider than shit.

#1082

He clearly has a thing for guns and booze. Would not be surprised to see him go completely off the rails after his election defeat.

#1083
On 4/27/2022 at 12:02 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

Somewhere, the Vichy French regime still survives, and is supplying talking points to Cawthorn and his friends.

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#1086

I bet that other guy is skilled in the art of war and military tactics.

#1088
16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol. when did the simulation get a sense of humor?

 

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#1091
3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

That other dude may be gay, but Madison ain't.

He has a wife, you know.

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#1099

That Venmo stuff has to be guys joking around. If not, he’s even dumber than people on this thread have been strenuously arguing.  Actually is pretty damn stupid for a rep to even joke about that with an aide. 

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