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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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#1151

I like how his example of Dems getting private security is basically Hidalgo in Harris County. 

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#1152

What is stopping you from carrying?  This is Texas we're talking about.

I honestly don't know what your angle is here.

#1153

 

1 hour ago, OWLVIS said:

Are you as outraged at Dems attacking the 2nd Amendment rights of others but wanted guns or private security for themselves.

You really go to Rice?

#1156
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What do the words “well regulated militia” mean to you?

Without fail, this question is always ignored. 

#1157
5 hours ago, South Austin said:

It's a trick.  Your coin is double-tailed.

Flipped by this guy... 

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#1158
4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

He's too fucking dumb to understand that they started in the past and are working their way up to the present day.

If he looked at a calendar and marked his upcoming primary on it, he'd understand that they are probably going to release far damning shit than we've seen over the coming weeks.  

And if Cawthorn is fucking stupid enough to let photos be taken of him in women's lingerie or his "aid" touching his crotch, I'm fairly certain that there is a lot more damning stuff out there.

#1159

At least we now know where Republicans draw the line when it comes to moral turpitude, although I still don’t get why this kid is bad and Trump is good.

#1160

I mean,  in his defense,  it's not like he could feel since dude's hands on his crotch...

But yeah,  he gay as fuck... just can't accept it yet

#1161

I guess that makes Cawthorn the top-half in that relationship. 

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#1162
11 hours ago, Satchel said:

At least we now know where Republicans draw the line when it comes to moral turpitude, although I still don’t get why this kid is bad and Trump is good.

The kid came too close to spilling the beans for their comfort , and does nothing for them that someone else can do just as well.

With Trump the R’s got everything they wanted.  Tax cuts for their clients, packing the courts, e.t.c.

 

Edited by MC Fresh Breath

#1163

And Trump, courtesy of Putin has just as much kompromat on all of them, including some Dems like Manchin.

Madi just got too big for his britches and thought he could force them to elevate his standing by playing the same game of blackmail.  

He can't run with the big dogs.  Or little dogs, for that matter.

#1164
21 hours ago, Satchel said:

At least we now know where Republicans draw the line when it comes to moral turpitude, although I still don’t get why this kid is bad and Trump is good.

Because he's not trump. That's 100% the issue

#1165
51 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

He can't run with the big dogs.  Or little dogs, for that matter.

Jake Gyllenhaal Reaction GIF

#1171
1 hour ago, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

They made a documentary about it about 20 years ago, what happens on the mountain stays on the mountain. I believe it was called “Brokeback Mountain.”

#1173
On 4/30/2022 at 9:04 AM, MC Fresh Breath said:

The kid came too close to spilling the beans for their comfort , and does nothing for them that someone else can do just as well.

With Trump the R’s got everything they wanted.  Tax cuts for their clients, packing the courts, e.t.c.

 

Props for "clients."

#1174
On 5/1/2022 at 2:26 PM, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

 

im going to take an educated guess and say, they're extremely racist 

#1175
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

im going to take an educated guess and say, they're extremely racist 

 

Especially his Berchtesgarden ones.

#1186

Please God, let this be true, and never ever let me see it.  

Gross.

But hilarious.

Plus, if he can actually move . . . well . . . oh never mind.

#1190
Spoiler

 

don't click on this if you don't want to see it. 

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#1191
According to the twitter, a sex tape is out on the internet.

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Great, now I have the mental image of someone trying to push cooked spaghetti into a key hole. Thanks Bama.
#1196
1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

According to the twitter, a sex tape is out on the internet.

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Considering that Sarah used to watch Louis CK jack off, I don't know what to make of this gif

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