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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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I like how his example of Dems getting private security is basically Hidalgo in Harris County. 

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  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

  • Anyone who bitches about "wokeness" is a giant, gaping pussy of a person with a weak resolve. 

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    atomheartbevo

    Because putting a silhouette of him hopping across a bed didn't make sense at the time?

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What is stopping you from carrying?  This is Texas we're talking about.

I honestly don't know what your angle is here.

 

1 hour ago, OWLVIS said:

Are you as outraged at Dems attacking the 2nd Amendment rights of others but wanted guns or private security for themselves.

You really go to Rice?

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

 

You really go to Rice?

No institution bats 1.000 on acceptance

13 minutes ago, Covri said:

 


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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What do the words “well regulated militia” mean to you?

Without fail, this question is always ignored. 

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

It's a trick.  Your coin is double-tailed.

Flipped by this guy... 

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4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

He's too fucking dumb to understand that they started in the past and are working their way up to the present day.

If he looked at a calendar and marked his upcoming primary on it, he'd understand that they are probably going to release far damning shit than we've seen over the coming weeks.  

And if Cawthorn is fucking stupid enough to let photos be taken of him in women's lingerie or his "aid" touching his crotch, I'm fairly certain that there is a lot more damning stuff out there.

At least we now know where Republicans draw the line when it comes to moral turpitude, although I still don’t get why this kid is bad and Trump is good.

I mean,  in his defense,  it's not like he could feel since dude's hands on his crotch...

But yeah,  he gay as fuck... just can't accept it yet

I guess that makes Cawthorn the top-half in that relationship. 

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11 hours ago, Satchel said:

At least we now know where Republicans draw the line when it comes to moral turpitude, although I still don’t get why this kid is bad and Trump is good.

The kid came too close to spilling the beans for their comfort , and does nothing for them that someone else can do just as well.

With Trump the R’s got everything they wanted.  Tax cuts for their clients, packing the courts, e.t.c.

 

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And Trump, courtesy of Putin has just as much kompromat on all of them, including some Dems like Manchin.

Madi just got too big for his britches and thought he could force them to elevate his standing by playing the same game of blackmail.  

He can't run with the big dogs.  Or little dogs, for that matter.

21 hours ago, Satchel said:

At least we now know where Republicans draw the line when it comes to moral turpitude, although I still don’t get why this kid is bad and Trump is good.

Because he's not trump. That's 100% the issue

51 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

He can't run with the big dogs.  Or little dogs, for that matter.

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Wonder who put this out

 

 

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

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31 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Wonder who put this out

 

 

Of course he's going to be against mountain values.

 

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15 minutes ago, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

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1 hour ago, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

They made a documentary about it about 20 years ago, what happens on the mountain stays on the mountain. I believe it was called “Brokeback Mountain.”

On 4/28/2022 at 10:35 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

do you ever admit when you're wrong?

I mean, jimmy defended using "darkies" as a form of humor, sooo....

On 4/30/2022 at 9:04 AM, MC Fresh Breath said:

The kid came too close to spilling the beans for their comfort , and does nothing for them that someone else can do just as well.

With Trump the R’s got everything they wanted.  Tax cuts for their clients, packing the courts, e.t.c.

 

Props for "clients."

On 5/1/2022 at 2:26 PM, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

 

im going to take an educated guess and say, they're extremely racist 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

im going to take an educated guess and say, they're extremely racist 

 

Especially his Berchtesgarden ones.

According to the twitter, a sex tape is out on the internet.

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With whom?

A. Ex-wifey

B. The Army Captain he met in Russia

C. His legislative aide

D. His cousin

E. All of the above

F. Murray Abraham

Ew I didn’t go looking for details.

Google your own smut, man.

Y'all probably need to be more respectful of our future POTUS.

Have you not been paying attention to this timeline?

Face fucking dudes? Like in a rocking chair or something?

Please God, let this be true, and never ever let me see it.  

Gross.

But hilarious.

Plus, if he can actually move . . . well . . . oh never mind.

just locker room talk between cousins or something

Spoiler

 

don't click on this if you don't want to see it. 

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According to the twitter, a sex tape is out on the internet.

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Great, now I have the mental image of someone trying to push cooked spaghetti into a key hole. Thanks Bama.
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Somewhere… 

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

According to the twitter, a sex tape is out on the internet.

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Considering that Sarah used to watch Louis CK jack off, I don't know what to make of this gif

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