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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

  • Anyone who bitches about "wokeness" is a giant, gaping pussy of a person with a weak resolve. 

  • atomheartbevo
    atomheartbevo

    Because putting a silhouette of him hopping across a bed didn't make sense at the time?

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#1452
12 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

He'll probably move to Nashville, start a podcast, beef with Ben Shapiro, then get drunk and send embarassing DMs to Tomi Lahren Charlie Kirk.

 

fixy

 

#1453
21 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

7 months of lame duck session for him should be entertaining

Especially if the naked horseplay vids keep dropping first of the month.

#1454
18 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He will spend the rest of his term grifting.

I can’t imagine the vastness of the chasm between that and what he’s already been doing…mostly because I’ve never actually witnessed a flea hop.

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#1455
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Dipshit got whacked… 

May be too intense for some viewers

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Saw that classic at the Palace in Georgetown. I laughed hysterically at that scene (age 10 I think). 

#1457

So what's next for Sitler? Wouldn't surprise me if Fox brings him on for some Gutfeld style abortion, but I get more of a NewsMax vibe from him.

#1458
14 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

So what's next for Sitler? Wouldn't surprise me if Fox brings him on for some Gutfeld style abortion, but I get more of a NewsMax vibe from him.

He might want to try acquiring a valid drivers license

#1459

Handicapping futures for this turd:

Hosts far-right podcast called “The Cawthorn Truthcast” 65%
 

Dies from drug overdose or car wreck 20%
 

Retreats and remakes himself in a normal life as a real estate agent 10%
 

Unsuccessfully campaigns for office 4%
 

Successfully campaigns for office 1%

#1462
2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Just dropped in to say good riddance to this fuckbag. I'd love to never see him again but I can imagine he'll be on some weird network. I hope not. He'd be a decent luggage rack if you removed his ability to steer. 

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#1463
50 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Handicapping futures for this turd:

Hosts far-right podcast called “The Cawthorn Truthcast” 65%
 

Dies from drug overdose or car wreck 20%
 

Retreats and remakes himself in a normal life as a real estate agent 10%
 

Unsuccessfully campaigns for office 4%
 

Successfully campaigns for office 1%

Shits in a bag %100

 

#1464

He'll ghostwrite a book about the dirty insider business in the GOP and try to sell it saying he and Trump will clean the swamp.

 

 

#1466
4 hours ago, smuggs said:

Especially if the naked horseplay vids keep dropping first of the month.

The PAC releasing the videos said they had much, much worse, that may not have been legal to publish or whatever.

If he had survived his primary, wonder if they would have been so hesitant to release them.

#1467
4 hours ago, 27-25 said:

What a world in which we live.

Republicans would be conflicted over Gary Hart today.

"He's a Democrat....but he's definitely not gay."

#1469
3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He’ll move to Jersey, run for Pa Senate seat.  

More than likely he will hold office in Texas and threaten to get rid of "fake Texans" you know the people born and raised in Texas.

 

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#1471
46 minutes ago, F250 said:

More than likely he will hold office in Texas and threaten to get rid of "fake Texans" you know the people born and raised in Texas.

 

TINO's...

#1473

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

#1475
44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

The issue to me is whether they can't or whether they won't.  If they can't do it effectively, then hire people who can.  If they won't do it because of the "we fly high when they go low" bullshit, then expect the same stagnant shit from the Dems with Pelosi and Schumer calling the shots from the 1970s. 

#1476
Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Because they know their own kind and how to take them down.
#1477
9 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Handicapping futures for this turd:

Hosts far-right podcast called “The Cawthorn Truthcast” 65%
 

Dies from drug overdose or car wreck 20%
 

Retreats and remakes himself in a normal life as a real estate agent 10%
 

Unsuccessfully campaigns for office 4%
 

Successfully campaigns for office 1%

 

My gawd, what has happened to this place?!?

This low-hanging fruit hung so long it fell from the tree and now just sits all moldy and rotten on the ground.

Shame on all of you.

#1478
Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Because the ratfuckers with the real dirty dirt are GQP and they ain’t giving that shit to Democrats?
#1479
7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

He'll ghostwrite a book about the dirty insider business in the GOP and try to sell it saying he and Trump will clean the swamp.

If he ghost writes a book, who will claim credit for writing it? And how would he benefit?

And how is he not the sort of moron that needs someone else to ghost write his own autobiography the way that Lynn Vincent wrote Sarah Palin’s in Going Rogue?

He’s not writing anything. He needs someone else to write for him and then he’ll take credit for it. Just like Simple Sarah the Winking Bimbo.

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#1481
He'll ghostwrite a book about the dirty insider business in the GOP and try to sell it saying he and Trump will clean the swamp.
 
 
Can you imagine trying to read and edit an entire book of this 5th grader's scrawling?

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#1489
On 5/18/2022 at 9:09 AM, Chooky said:

I'd love to never see him again but I can imagine he'll be on some weird network. I hope not.

 

#1490
19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Because Democrats don't know how to play in the mud.  Former Republicans do.  I'm a big fan of the Lincoln Project and the Bulwark.

#1491
19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Cons tie their messaging to Jesus and those unable to think critically are fooled by the old okie doke. Plus the messages are simple and nonsensical, e.g. pedo groomers and baby killers and God haters…stupid stuff like that.

#1500
34 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Congress to Death Eater pipeline?

What’s “gentile politics”?

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