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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

What is True Mega?

 

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  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

  • Anyone who bitches about "wokeness" is a giant, gaping pussy of a person with a weak resolve. 

  • atomheartbevo
    atomheartbevo

    Because putting a silhouette of him hopping across a bed didn't make sense at the time?

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49 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Why would he shut the PAC down so fast?  Seems like he would be limiting the grift.

14 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Why would he shut the PAC down so fast?  Seems like he would be limiting the grift.

$10 says there's nothing left to grift and he'll be in trouble with the FEC in less than a year. 

2 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Why would he shut the PAC down so fast?  Seems like he would be limiting the grift.

sounds like he's done with politics for awhile anyway (or realizes politics is done with him), and will switch to the media/GQP celebrity grift. 

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

$10 says there's nothing left to grift and he'll be in trouble with the FEC in less than a year. 

MC "can I have that $10?"

49 minutes ago, Satchel said:

What’s “gentile politics”?

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

What is True Mega?

 

What? No Vanilla MAGA? Madison is so dumb.

On 5/10/2022 at 11:33 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm late to seeing this video.  Had only been able to see the blurred versions before today.  What I'm trying to figure out is, is he wearing a tail butt plug?  I've never seen an ass that hairy before.  Something weird is going on.

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12 hours ago, Matuka said:

Why would he shut the PAC down so fast?  Seems like he would be limiting the grift.

I could be wrong, but think when a PAC shuts down, they can do whatever TF they want with the cash on hand and don't have to report it.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I could be wrong, but think when a PAC shuts down, they can do whatever TF they want with the cash on hand and don't have to report it.

Well, that’s pretty fucked up.

Filings showed that the PAC had at most 80k in this election cycle, and most or all of it was donated to gop candidates. If he rolled away with any cash, it was not much.

i don’t see Madison as being smart enough or had enough time to compile any money for himself. He’s going to be at the level of diamond and silk even before his term is over.

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If he rolled away with any cash, it was not much.

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15 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

 

"he's looking to step away from politics..."

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

i don’t see Madison as being smart enough or had enough time to compile any money for himself. He’s going to be at the level of diamond and silk even before his term is over.

His dad is, or was, a financial advisor for Edward Jones. Don't know if he was any good, but the last I read, the Cawthorns will still suing various entities for $30 million as a result of his accident as a teen.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, that’s pretty fucked up.

Extremely

Gonna go ahead and get out in front of his impending “suicide” when they find both him and his wheelchair hanging in a basement… 

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Funny you mention her with all the recent talk about the black hole.  

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is dark maga made up of Candence Owen ?

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17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good goddamn that is one dumb cousinfucker.

Here is the conversation:

LF68: Madison, you're one dumb cousinfucker.

MC: I am not a cousinfucker.

LF68: Dude, I've seen the video tape.

 

17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Gentile politics. 
 

at least he’s not anti-Semitic…in that tweet. 

You got it wrong.  He wants Gentile politics as usual to end and to go back to the gold star 'Juden' Days.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Gonna go ahead and get out in front of his impending “suicide” when they find both him and his wheelchair hanging in a basement… 

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He strikes me as the kind of kind that would (st)roll out in to traffic and get hit by a bus.

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17 hours ago, Satchel said:

What’s “gentile politics”?

a massive Freudian slip...

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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We need to encourage Cawthorn and his fans and Dark MAGA to take on all establishment Republicans.

Yeah, that worked out so well with Trump.

50 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

He strikes me as the kind of kind that would (st)roll out in to traffic and get hit by a bus.

The classics never go out of style...

 

Madison is threatening to smear dark maga on the GOP walls?

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

He strikes me as the kind of kind that would (st)roll out in to traffic and get hit by a bus.

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On 5/19/2022 at 3:31 PM, atomheartbevo said:

What is True Mega?

 

MAGA is Scientology and Donald is L. Ron Trumptard.

On 5/18/2022 at 6:49 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Could that Lindell TV logo scream christian white nationalist any louder?  Good god.

Yeah, it even has the Confederate States stars and bars flag. It is nauseating.

 

On 5/20/2022 at 7:21 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Is dark maga made up of Candence Owen ?

And Clarence Thomas.

What exactly is "Dark MAGA?"  Is he letting the hate flow through him?

 

He will have few or no defenders from his party with this investigation. This is the rare but essential sacrifice Republicans are willing to make so they can say they police their own. 

95% chance that Madison leaked evidence on himself this time because he wants to go to Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison...

 

4 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

He will have few or no defenders from his party with this investigation. This is the rare but essential sacrifice Republicans are willing to make so they can say they police their own. 

Well, he is a cripple so......he can say all the racist shit in the world but never fit in.  I hope this is a trend, if you know what I mean.....and I think you do.

Lets set the odds on this guy being the staffer? -300? 

 

22 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lets set the odds on this guy being the staffer? -300? 

 

 

just two maga gqp bros hanging out !!!

im sure our surly maga gqp bros do the same thing 

57 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lets set the odds on this guy being the staffer? -300? 

 

-300 billion

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

just two maga gqp bros hanging out !!!

im sure our surly maga gqp bros do the same thing 

 

Moot now, but might help other cases down the line 

 

Moot now, but might help other cases down the line 
 

GQP judges don’t pay much attention to precedent, though.
On 5/19/2022 at 9:08 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

What? No Vanilla MAGA? Madison is so dumb.

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On 6/1/2022 at 8:38 AM, HenryJames said:

 

He's starting to look like Elon Musk.

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43 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Dude is thwarted by curbs. I don’t think he will be leading any charges

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Dude is thwarted by curbs. I don’t think he will be leading any charges

he'll be leading the charge alright! just wait until he makes it to the top of the ramp! and can someone hold the door? Madison wants to hold an AR as he makes his way inside.

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