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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

  • Anyone who bitches about "wokeness" is a giant, gaping pussy of a person with a weak resolve. 

  • atomheartbevo
    atomheartbevo

    Because putting a silhouette of him hopping across a bed didn't make sense at the time?

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

Last I heard he went way out over his skis and committed to campaign spending during the primaries he wasn't able to repay.  I wonder if that's been taken care of as well?

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

Speaking engagements.  You think she does angertainment for free?  

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

But but but Nancy Pelosi!!!

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Pretty sure they both got the money from sucking Ted Cruz's dick.

If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 
He was only there to watch anyway.
4 hours ago, Satchel said:

Madison would rather be a bootlicker for Trump than to work the front counter at the UPS Store. Those are his options.

He has no idea that Trump gives no shits about him now that he’s a loser.

53 minutes ago, tchookem said:
On 10/11/2022 at 11:36 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:
If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 

He was only there to watch anyway.

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  • 4 weeks later...
11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Following in the footsteps of his lord and master,

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Following in the footsteps of his lord and master,

Rollin', rollin', rollin, keep those wheels a rollin'.

13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Following in the footsteps of his lord and master,

Well, technically he's not following in anyone's "footsteps," if you know what mean.

33 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Guess he's just not a stand up guy.

Amazing that any law firm would represent the MAGAT candidates without a full prepayment. 

Amazing that any law firm would represent the MAGAT candidates without a full prepayment. 

Representing a MAGAT and NOT getting paid up front is ironclad proof that you aren’t qualified to practice law and avoid be disbarred.
  • 4 weeks later...
6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Maybe they shouldn't have voted for him?

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

probably got his phone cut off for lack of payment

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

probably got his phone cut off for lack of payment

Nah I’m sure he’s still on his parents’ plan

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nah I’m sure he’s still on his parents’ plan

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11 hours ago, elfenix said:

probably got his phone cut off for lack of payment

 

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nah I’m sure he’s still on his parents’ plan

Take celebrity net worth sites for what they're worth, but they think the kid is worth north of 40 million. Multiple homes, cars, stock portfolios. 

And we know he bought this:

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/madison-cawthorn-buys-florida-home/

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Take celebrity net worth sites for what they're worth, but they think the kid is worth north of 40 million. Multiple homes, cars, stock portfolios. 

And we know he bought this:

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/madison-cawthorn-buys-florida-home/

Funny if you think he bought it himself and not someone whose going to fund his run for office in Floridastan 

I was basing my comment on the fact that the dodge (that’s modified for him to drive) he keeps getting pulled over in is registered to his dad. 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Funny if you think he bought it himself and not someone whose going to fund his run for office in Floridastan 

Lol. I fail to see how that matters. In fact, it makes it more infuriating. If the homes and cars and stocks are in his name now, it's his money. Plus the millions he made of the Lets Go Brandon Crypto. 

9 minutes ago, smuggs said:

He needs to be careful - I don't see an aquatic pool lift installed.

 

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  • 2 months later...

Shouldn't he be wearing a life vest? Nah, I'm sure he is a great swimmer.  

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You know you've missed him:

 

Never heard him speak holy shit 

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Never heard him speak holy shit 

 

 

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Speaking of which, he used to be married to a crossfitter why isn't his upper body better developed? He's already skipping leg day.

This is how fucking dumb the electorate is.

Madison Cawthorn was elected in his race against Moe Davis. Moe Davis is is a retired Air Force colonel, attorney, educator, and former administrative law judge. This is a photo of him. I mean, what the fuck, people?  Cawthron beat Davis 54.5-42.4. 

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Dang it ... meant to write  "Moe Davis is is a retired Air Force colonel, attorney, educator, and former administrative law judge. This is a photo of him. I mean, what the fuck, people? Cawthorn had a D average in THE ONE SEMESTER OF COLLEGE LEVEL CLASSES HE'S EVER TAKEN, which was at PATRICK HENRY COLLEGE."

  • 1 month later...

There's gotta be a way we can get him to roll dirty on Rainey Street and find himself in Town Lake.  not that nicole would have anything to do with it ;)  

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

There's gotta be a way we can get him to roll dirty on Rainey Street and find himself in Town Lake.  not that nicole would have anything to do with it ;)  

She's not his type, because she's a woman and she's not his cousin.

  • 4 months later...

Not sure why, but I found myself wondering what idiocy this shitstain was up to these days. Well, now I know....this cracked me up. Scroll through to the 3rd "slide" of this insta link for the video:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvnQszXvM3n/?hl=en

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I definitely feel safer knowing that Madison and his chauffeur stand ready to protect us from....I dont know, something. 

  • 6 months later...

You'd think he'd be a little more careful driving, given his history in car accidents.

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I was really hoping that burly copy was going to start saying, "I've seen a lot of spinals, dude.  And this guys a fake.  A fucking goldbricker.  This guy fucking walks.  I've never been more certain of anything in my life..." followed by

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That awkward moment when the officer shouts, “Step out the car!”

Edited by YGIFS

He's been hanging out in Florida of late; earlier this month he was at an event in Fort Meyers with Roger Stone sponsored by the Lee County GOP. Trying to stay relevant I suppose.

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