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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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So does he have to wheel in a straight line or what?  

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  • Pato del Muerto
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    I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

  • Anyone who bitches about "wokeness" is a giant, gaping pussy of a person with a weak resolve. 

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    Because putting a silhouette of him hopping across a bed didn't make sense at the time?

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Every time this thread gets bumped I get my hopes up he died. One day I won’t be let down. 

5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Every time this thread gets bumped I get my hopes up he died. One day I won’t be let down. 

When that happens, I’m sure the flags in Texas will be lowered to half staff for our dearly departed Governor Cawthorn, while Lt. Governor Rittenhouse issues a moving statement.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

When that happens, I’m sure the flags in Texas will be lowered to half staff for our dearly departed Governor Cawthorn, 

That's a about half too generous.

46 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's been hanging out in Florida of late; earlier this month he was at an event in Fort Meyers with Roger Stone sponsored by the Lee County GOP. Trying to stay relevant I suppose.

Post upthread mentions him buying a house there. 

29 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Post upthread mentions him buying a house there. 

Sounds like he's about to run for Congress in Michigan.

The thought of him rolling out of that little crashed car is just bizarre.  

22 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

Sounds like he's about to run for Congress in Michigan.

I wouldn't say he'll be running for it, Bob.  

Wasn't the accident that crippled him in Florida, too.  He's a slow learner.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Imagine my surprise when I read that Madison Cawthorne “rear-ended a state trooper” and the story turned out to be about a traffic accident.  

That awkward moment when the officer shouts, “Step out the car!”

“Stand up, Chuck. Let ‘em see ya.”

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He ain’t gonna fuck y-

Actually he might 

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

If cons believe that LeBron James should shut up and dribble, why shouldn’t this guy shut up and kick?

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Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

He resembles Tom Herman

*ducks*

he's a better football coach than herman

28 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

he's a better football coach than herman

Well, Herman never tried to have forced gay sex with his cousin using a flaccid penis. So go Tom.

Are you cheering him on because he was erect? 

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Are you cheering him on because he was erect? 

He was not erect.

Oops, too late.  You gotta be quick around here.

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I saw this news yesterday when I was on a different site and thought 'wow, this dude is a lucky lucky man when it comes to timing.' Maybe not so much lucky with respect to committing crime, but lucky with the news cycle.

Should have never talked about the cocaine and hookers parties. 

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