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Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's, literally, a special needs individual.  I doubt his IQ tops 100. 

Better start getting the White House ADA accessible. 

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Well, I for one, am 'having a kick-ass summer!'  

However, if I can give a note of advice to Madison---When making a joke in writing, if you find yourself putting an explanation of the humorous tone of the joke attempt in parentheses after the context, then just don't make the joke.  Written humor either pops/resonates with the reader or it doesn't.  No explanatory footnote is gonna magically make something funny, unless you're David Foster Wallace.  And Madison, you are no David Foster Wallace.  

And also Rep. Dipshit, there is no hyphen in takeover/take over.  I mean, we all make grammatical/spelling mistakes every single day.  But when it's going on official Congressional stationery, fucking proof-read it.  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well, I for one, am 'having a kick-ass summer!'  

However, if I can give a note of advice to Madison---When making a joke in writing, if you find yourself putting an explanation of the humorous tone of the joke attempt in parentheses after the context, then just don't make the joke.  Written humor either pops/resonates with the reader or it doesn't.  No explanatory footnote is gonna magically make something funny, unless you're David Foster Wallace.  And Madison, you are no David Foster Wallace.  

And also Rep. Dipshit, there is no hyphen in takeover/take over.  I mean, we all make grammatical/spelling mistakes every single day.  But when it's going on official Congressional stationery, fucking proof-read it.  

I also bet he’d throw a fucking bitch fit if he was addressed as Mr. Cawthorn and not Congressman or The Honorable by another member of Congress. 

11 hours ago, woohorn said:

Someone claims the accident affected his motor skills, so IDK what to think except he is a POS with terrible handwriting...
 

 I thought it was his legs that were fucked up.

12 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

 I thought it was his legs that were fucked up.

 

he's 100% fucked up for sure 

 

Good to see a gather of politicians that looks like a cross section of America.

But it is funny.  

Wife's gotta solid rack.  $50 says Cawthorn would offer Trump one night with her in exchange for a cabinet position.  

And no, that's not what I mean by 'cabinet position'

when did trump ever have a rally of 50,000 people ?

On 7/31/2021 at 1:20 AM, woohorn said:

Someone claims the accident affected his motor skills, so IDK what to think except he is a POS with terrible handwriting...
 

Jesus, if you write like a fucking grade school kid have somebody write it for you and just sign the MF'er.

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On 7/31/2021 at 8:41 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's, literally, a special needs individual.  I doubt his IQ tops 100. 

"Out of what? 1000?"

-- Mickey Rivers

 

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So when does Bowlsby run for office?

Splurging on that budget for the lone Coke in the group,  must be in his rider that only he can have a soda.  

Trump still maintaining that boycott of Coca Cola since they sided with the Georgia election thieves. At a meeting of imbeciles gathered to discuss the heinous actions of said Georgia election thieves, no less.

 

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I'd like to see a list of names for the attendees.

56 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'd like to see a the list of names for the attendees staked to the ground and run over repeatedly by massive dump trucks going about 1 m.p.h. And then set on fire. 

Allow me to help. 

I can't imagine the rambling word salad coming out of Trump's mouth in that picture. He looks totally out of it. 

What’s up with the dude on Trump’s right with his hands folded on the table like he’s hiding something from Trump? 

I'd probably choose the same fate if I was forced to listen to that fat orange fuck ramble on for few minutes, with that obsequious little bitch Madison tonguing Trump's asshole the entire time. 

19 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Madison got my old Razor phone working!

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

shadow cabinet ?

Even better-- since Pelosi controls everything, she put them in that room together.

 

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32 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Even better-- since Pelosi controls everything, she put them in that room together.

 

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I still stand by my original observation from years ago that Samuel L. Jackson is the brother with the turban on.

On 8/2/2021 at 9:56 PM, Bullneck said:

 

 

who is the stripper with the caked up makeup and her tits on display in that video?

On 8/2/2021 at 10:03 PM, Lobo said:

Wife's gotta solid rack.  $50 says Cawthorn would offer Trump one night with her in exchange for a cabinet position.  

And no, that's not what I mean by 'cabinet position'

Mrs. Madison Cawthorn.  Cristina.  She's into CrossFit.

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11 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I still stand by my original observation from years ago that Samuel L. Jackson is the brother with the turban on.

fuck, I just realized toilet paper tits is the same chick as Maggie O'Hooligan in Caddyshack.

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

shadow cabinet ?

His shadow cabinet secretaries haven't even released anything rebutting Biden's cabinet.  That's how super cereal they are taking it and not just appeasing a fat toddler. 

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Mrs. Madison Cawthorn.  Cristina.  She's into CrossFit.

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She’s attractive, strong and definitely pegging Madison.

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fuck, I just realized toilet paper tits is the same chick as Maggie O'Hooligan in Caddyshack.

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If I had my choice - big girl or a CrossFit chick, 100% of the time I’d go with the big girl 

23 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

She’s attractive, strong and definitely pegging Madison.

Well, somebody has to be the man in that relationship.

no wonder he was punching trees. his gf has a larger and more fully functioning dick

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no wonder he was punching trees. his gf has a larger and more fully functioning dick

Dry scoops before sex 

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no wonder he was punching trees. his gf has a larger and more fully functioning dick

Mac and Carmen, (not so) proud boys.: IASIP

Not that it matters, but I think she's hot.  But I also think the Michigan crazy chick is hot.

Odd that she's on board with the "death do you part" thing with psychopath (who happens to be paralyzed from an accident that kept him from being on the Naval Academy Olympic team) AND into Crossfit.

One day the wheels are coming off that bandwagon. 

We know who stands up to pee in that marriage.

Back to the original image, I can't fathom WANTING to be in that room and listening to this disgraced former president/criminal whining about how unfair the world is.  I would rather eat a bullet.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Back to the original image, I can't fathom WANTING to be in that room and listening to this disgraced former president/criminal whining about how unfair the world is.  I would rather eat a bullet.

Former POTUS or not, I can't imagine wanting to be in any room with such a vain, vapid low intellect excuse for a human being.  I mean, I honestly cannot think of many more disgusting humans on the planet.




One day the wheels are coming off that bandwagon. 


And then she'll flip them across the gym and back for 5 sets of 5 reps
On 8/3/2021 at 8:08 AM, smuggs said:

Trump still maintaining that boycott of Coca Cola since they sided with the Georgia election thieves. At a meeting of imbeciles gathered to discuss the heinous actions of said Georgia election thieves, no less.

 

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I can only imagine the criteria to be at that table. And I have nothing but disrespect for Trump but if I were meeting an ex-President in a meeting, I would at least put a tie on unlike the guys in the back right.

36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Former POTUS or not, I can't imagine wanting to be in any room with such a vain, vapid low intellect excuse for a human being.  I mean, I honestly cannot think of many more disgusting humans on the planet.

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