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I work at GAP and dont find this interesting at all

Informative, a somewhat strained analogy, good length and soft sell at the end. B+.

TLDR. How do you have time for Surly while you manage the city of Garland?
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2 hours ago, Viper said:

Informative, a somewhat strained analogy, good length and soft sell at the end. B+.

I wrote it in 45 minutes, and the analogy is defo strained. It is pop culture though so it lends itself well to straining. 

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Is this what you learned optimizing the Flesh Light website?

You would be hard pressed to actually think of a pretty large ecommerce or retailer that doesn't have some Percona software running. I'll let you read into that whatever you will :P

49 minutes ago, EE2B said:

TLDR. How do you have time for Surly while you manage the city of Garland?
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I am much much hairier than this schmuck.

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How is it possible that your CEO looks SO RUSSIAN? Like, is he TRYING to look that Russian?

oh, and does Surly need to take up a collection for you to get some professional headshots done? The hardhat look went out of vogue in '96, pro.

On 11/19/2020 at 6:09 AM, Viper said:

Informative, a somewhat strained analogy, good length and soft sell at the end. B+.

Yeah, the analogy was terrible and was a distraction.

The rest are good basics that we all sometimes need to be reminded of. Especially code freeze...

is the CEO of your company is a 13th century monk?

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all he needs is a nice little tonsure and a brown woolen dress

 

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