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20 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Don't know the guy. I only watched the video but great research man!! You really showed me 🤣🤣

 

Ain’t gonna learn what you don’t want to know.

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22 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

This is the Joe Biden thread. Please keep your comments on the current clown in chief.  #endremarks

Actually this is now the immortal shows his ass thread. Keep up the good work. 

the other thing that this dipshit is doing is that his wife seems to be on the same call, always using her speakerphone in the next room. The result is that both of their voices are being repeated, at least for our viewing on the video. There is decent chance that Joe Biden couldn't understand a word either of them are saying. 

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2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think the truth that aggy is as close to trump as an institution can get really triggers R wing longhorn fans and you see them act out on that over and over here.  It’s why you can’t make a joke about a dumbass politician anywhere but CR - they don’t want to wear that shit.  

man, i went round and round with Dr. Beeper before he banned himself, he was IRATE and appalled that a UT Longhorn fanboard allowed such strident criticism of Abbott, a fellow alum 😕

i first tried pointing out how that actually was a positive reflection on UT but got nowhere, so i provided him the link to texags since it seemed important to him that we all think the same way. that offended him as well.

 

I feel like some fat fucking retard kid just called me stupid.

8 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Dude recorded it and put it on Youtube.  Douche absolutely wanted to go viral.

 

Yep, total Dick move part deux.

4 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Original thoughts seem difficult for you 

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29 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

“End quote”

With all due respect,

 

Fuck you. 
 

 

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6 hours ago, immortal13 said:

This is the Joe Biden thread. Please keep your comments on the current clown in chief.  #endremarks

 

Joe Biden Oct 2020: "I'm gonna shut the virus down!"

Joe Biden now: "There is no federal solution."

Good job, Joe. We all knew you were bullshitting us with that campaign promise anyway. 

1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

 

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are they really still trying to make fetch happen?

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14 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I feel sorry for the kid.

Trumpkins are the worst. Let’s turn Christmas into a damn political event kids! Santa is actually a fucking commie! 

 

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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He wears red, controls the means of production at the North Pole and passes out free stuff.  

Joe Biden Oct 2020: "I'm gonna shut the virus down!"
Joe Biden now: "There is no federal solution."
Good job, Joe. We all knew you were bullshitting us with that campaign promise anyway. 

Once we told our toddler we were going to the zoo. As we were loading the car, he decided to throw a fit, lay down in the driveway, and refuse to put on his shoes. In between his wailing we eventually learned that one of the reasons he was crying was because we weren’t at the zoo yet.
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Uh… there was a federal solution and fuck wits decided to take horse paste instead and complain about wearing masks because they didn’t need the government telling them what to do…
And now they wanna bitch about there not being a federal solution. Get fucked. The mental gymnastics it takes to be this obtuse is amazing to me.

This is classic Republican 

Democrat said X

(ignore massive amounts of new data changing everything)

Democrat lied!!

It's not the guy who thinks the election was stolen from Trump in a MAGA hat who claims he's not a "Trumper" who has mental issues. It's the guy who isn't versed in the Tardese of people who think the election was stolen who has mental issues. 

22 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's not the guy who thinks the election was stolen from Trump in a MAGA hat who claims he's not a "Trumper" who has mental issues. It's the guy who isn't versed in the Tardese of people who think the election was stolen who has mental issues. 

Deflect....typical dem tactic

I’m actually kind of impressed by immortal’s drive to keep trolling and the stamina some of y’all have to keep engaging with him.

So, Ben Shapiro and Fox News are questioning why Schmeck the schmuck is getting a ration of shit, when Trump hecklers rarely did.  https://www.foxnews.com/politics/outrage-over-father-telling-biden-lets-go-brandon-panned-on-social-media

About the only thing they really point to is some lady flipping off Trump's motorcade (as a result of which she apparently lost her job).

I try to be a little sensitive to the fact that I have a very visceral adverse reaction to all things Trump and occasionally see his "foibles" as worse than other politicians when they are, at least facially, similar.

But Schmeck the schmuck's incident seems to be quite a bit different in that it was far more personal than anything lobbed at Trump and on an occasion where it was far less appropriate.

 

I’m actually kind of impressed by immortal’s drive to keep trolling and the stamina some of y’all have to keep engaging with him.

I don’t think he’s trolling. He actually believes this shit.
1 minute ago, tigol said:


I don’t think he’s trolling. He actually believes this shit.

This. But he is still on ignore because I am not wasting my time on his stupidity.

So, Ben Shapiro and Fox News are questioning why Schmeck the schmuck is getting a ration of shit, when Trump hecklers rarely did.  https://www.foxnews.com/politics/outrage-over-father-telling-biden-lets-go-brandon-panned-on-social-media
About the only thing they really point to is some lady flipping off Trump's motorcade (as a result of which she apparently lost her job).
I try to be a little sensitive to the fact that I have a very visceral adverse reaction to all things Trump and occasionally see his "foibles" as worse than other politicians when they are, at least facially, similar.
But Schmeck the schmuck's incident seems to be quite a bit different in that it was far more personal than anything lobbed at Trump and on an occasion where it was far less appropriate.
 

Also he fucking posted the video HIMSELF. It’s not like anyone had to do deep research to find out his identity.

But yes, a big part of the outrage is the timing: Biden was doing something nice and got told to fuck off on Christmas Eve. There’s no comparison to Trump, because he would never take time out of his day to genuinely speak to families like that.
13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, Ben Shapiro and Fox News are questioning why Schmeck the schmuck is getting a ration of shit, when Trump hecklers rarely did.  https://www.foxnews.com/politics/outrage-over-father-telling-biden-lets-go-brandon-panned-on-social-media

About the only thing they really point to is some lady flipping off Trump's motorcade (as a result of which she apparently lost her job).

I try to be a little sensitive to the fact that I have a very visceral adverse reaction to all things Trump and occasionally see his "foibles" as worse than other politicians when they are, at least facially, similar.

But Schmeck the schmuck's incident seems to be quite a bit different in that it was far more personal than anything lobbed at Trump and on an occasion where it was far less appropriate.

 

It's also a lot more understandable that trump's hecklers didn't get much shit because Trump is an utter piece of shit human being, while Biden is, by and large, a pretty damn nice guy.

7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Also he fucking posted the video HIMSELF. It’s not like anyone had to do deep research to find out his identity.

But yes, a big part of the outrage is the timing: Biden was doing something nice and got told to fuck off on Christmas Eve. There’s no comparison to Trump, because he would never take time out of his day to genuinely speak to families like that.

well he did take christmas phone calls at least once when i told a (i believe) 7 year old effectively that santa wasn't real.

well he did take christmas phone calls at least once when i told a (i believe) 7 year old effectively that santa wasn't real.

Ah yes, how could I forget the funniest moment of Trump’s presidency.
28 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Ah yes, how could I forget the funniest moment of Trump’s presidency.

I dunno... Maybe because it was obscured by all the decidedly not funny moments of the Trump presidency?

It's hard to laugh when you're watching someone dismantle democracy in real time.

Biden could be in a medically induced coma, and he'd still be infinitely more qualified than the former guy.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This. But he is still on ignore because I am not wasting my time on his stupidity.

yeah, i'm kind of amazed at how much easier this thread is to participate in now 🤨

1 hour ago, tigol said:


I don’t think he’s trolling. He actually believes this shit.

He’s definitely trolling

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

He’s definitely trolling

Can't it be both?

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Post that includes commentary on Biden = Deflection

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"But Trump!!"

17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Can't it be both?

 You guys seem super sensitive about Biden's mental health, or lack thereof. I guess it's probably because you know I'm right that he is becoming senile. It's a sad reality for a lot of old folks. But hey, you've got kAmaLa

He said it again! Ten more times and it becomes true!

Hey guys! Here’s the word! Joe is old and getting senile! Did ya hear that? 

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He said it again! Ten more times and it becomes true!

But trump! 

15 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

 You guys seem super sensitive about Biden's mental health, or lack thereof. I guess it's probably because you know I'm right that he is becoming senile. It's a sad reality for a lot of old folks. But hey, you've got kAmaLa

But Kamala! 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, Ben Shapiro and Fox News are questioning why Schmeck the schmuck is getting a ration of shit, when Trump hecklers rarely did.  https://www.foxnews.com/politics/outrage-over-father-telling-biden-lets-go-brandon-panned-on-social-media

About the only thing they really point to is some lady flipping off Trump's motorcade (as a result of which she apparently lost her job).

I try to be a little sensitive to the fact that I have a very visceral adverse reaction to all things Trump and occasionally see his "foibles" as worse than other politicians when they are, at least facially, similar.

But Schmeck the schmuck's incident seems to be quite a bit different in that it was far more personal than anything lobbed at Trump and on an occasion where it was far less appropriate.

 

It was cruel and classless for that dad to make fun of an elderly person with dementia and rapidly declining mentation.  Poor Joe did not even realize what was happening.  I do not support that at all. 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Imagine Biden instructing his supporters to "knock the hell" outta Schmeck and promising them legal aid if they did. 

I'd imagine 99.999% of them would do something on the order of this.
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10 hours ago, Bravo said:

Fuck Trump OK. Let's Go Brandon repeated by a senile president not OK. Attack the guy that "made" him repeat it. Our presidents the last 2 terms could be better. This is crazy him repeating it. 

Anyone not admiting he is becoming senile isn't being honest with themselves. 

You do realize why he repeated it, right? He knew exactly what it meant and he knew what he was doing. That wasn't senility, that was an adult response to a childish outburst. 

20 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

It was cruel and classless for that dad to make fun of an elderly person with dementia and rapidly declining mentation.  Poor Joe did not even realize what was happening.  I do not support that at all. 

Or he was acting like an adult in response to a trump supporting turd acting like a piece of shit. 

Replace Schmeck with a black dude and replace Biden with trump in that scenario and the sack no doubt wants him either arrested or targeted by an AR wielding Kyle for making bad choices.  

42 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

You do realize why he repeated it, right? He knew exactly what it meant and he knew what he was doing. That wasn't senility, that was an adult response to a childish outburst. 

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2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

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It's obvious that is what he was doing. His campaign already coopted the "let's brandon meme" months ago. You're a strange man. 

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